Well, it looks like everyone but me and my mother was down at L.A. Live’s Nokia Theater last night for the premiere of Summit Entertainment’s The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Franchise stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Dakota Fanning, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Christian Serratos, and Kellan Lutz were on hand to give the hordes of screaming heifers (many of whom had camped out for days) what they lack in everyday life: Human interaction.

The stars posed for pictures and signed autographs while making their way down the red carpet. Pattinson did his best not to look bored and Stewart managed to contort her face into what appeared to be a smile a couple of times. Eighteen-year-old teen wolf Lautner did not flash his abs, but instead wore a sharp suit and pretended not to be scared by the fortysomethings looking to give him a bone.

Also attending the shindig were “Twilight” author Stephanie Meyer, Eclipse director David Slade and stars Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samual, former “Ghost Whisperer” Jennifer Love Hewitt, the Kardashian sisters, model Marissa Miller, L.A. Laker Ron Artest, Oscar nominee Anna Kendrick, AnnaLynne McCord, Jamie King, Briana Evigan, Will Smith’s kid, director Kevin Smith, and your fat mom.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse opens on June 30.

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