The Twilight Saga star Robert Pattinson announces in the March issue of Details magazine (available Feb. 23) that he has a strong aversion to vaginas. In the interview, the 23-year-old cock-gobbler actor complains about having to be stuck at a photo shoot with nude fashion models.

He says:

I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.

In related news, millions of tween girls have now sewn up their pussies and are waiting to die.

Vaginas. Why did it have to be vaginas?

I do wonder, however, if Pattinson has always hated vaginas or was it Kristen Stewart’s baby-hole that has him running scared? Judging from her slovenly appearance in media photos, I imagine she has Buckwheat in a headlock down there.

Check out the following pictures of Pattinson and the offending vaginas: