Dear Diary,

Though I find the CW’s teen-oriented bloodsucker drama “The Vampire Diaries” to be completely unwatchable, I can’t stop masturbating staring at the photos of its bikini-clad stars Nina Dobrev and Candice Accola frolicking on the beaches of Miami. Does that make me a bad person?

“The Vampire Diaries” airs at 8 p.m. on Thursday nights on the CW. But, if you want to see the starlets in something good, you can check out 20-year-old Dobrev in the 2006 cult classic Repo! The Gentic Opera and 22-year-old Accola in one of 2008’s best horror films: Deadgirl.