Playboy cover-girl America Olivo (Friday the 13th, Last Resort) and jiggle queens Julia Voth and Erin Cummings (Dark House) star as bad-ass bitches looking to brawl and blow shit up in director Rick Jacobson’s Bitch Slap, an unabashed ode to the sexploitation films of the ’60s and ’70s. A mad-sexy tale of double-cross and double D’s, Bitch Slap packs in plenty of cat-fights, gun-play, and girl-on-girl thrills.

Check out the trailer:

Olivo, who plays homicidal, man-hating dyke and drug-runner Camero, told Playboy that she had to do:

… blatant lesbian scenes on a trapeze, in which I’m making out, kissing this girl between the legs and riding her so intensely I was more sore than a mofo.

Bitch Slap also boasts the biggest cat-fight ever captured on film. That’s enough to get me out of bed and into my local movie house. However, the filmmakers seem to want to wrap this priceless gem of cock-cinema in some kind of artistic merit bullshit.

The old "Stop-Short" move.

Their synopsis reads:

BITCH SLAP is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s – 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of the same. Inspired by the likes of Dragstrip Girl;, Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill; Kung Fu Nun and the pantheon of Blaxploitation films, BITCH SLAP will mix girls, guns, outrageous action and jaw-dropping visuals with a message… don’t be naughty!

BITCH SLAP follows three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort and steal $200 Million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin. Things quickly spin out of control as allegiances change, truths are revealed, other criminals arrive for the score, the fate of the world hangs in the balance and they are forced to confront a villain much worse than they ever expected… themselves. It’s the ultimate morality tale as, one by one, they realize the whole she-bang was a set-up and one of them may not even be human…

What also makes BITCH SLAP different is a complicated “B” story device that runs throughout the film to illuminate character, backstory and relationship histories not previously revealed. Like the film Memento, these scene flashbacks take place in reverse, so by the end of the film, you have a wholly different take on who these women are and why they are behaving so badly. Bet you never saw THAT in Jailbait Babysitter!

Yea, whatever. Even a post-modern retard like me knows this is going to be the feel-good movie of the year.

Filling out the Bitch Slap cast are Lucy Lawless (“Xena: Warrior Princess”) and Renee O’ Conner (Boogeyman 2) as Mother Superior and Sister Batrill, Minae Noji (Earth and Beyond) as Kinky, Debbie Lee Carrington (Scary Movie 3)  as Hot Pocket, and Quentin Tarantino stunt babe Zoe Bell (Kill Bill, Death Proof) as Rawhide.

America Olivo can be explored in the June issue of Playboy. Bitch Slap will begin a limited theatrical run on Jan. 8. Till then, enjoy the following gallery: