2019
07.23

Get Jiggy w/ the Jangly Man In ‘Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark’

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CBS Films and Lionsgate have released a new creepy as fuck trailer for producer Guillermo del Toro’s eagerly anticipated adaptation of Alvin Schwartz’s terrifying 80’s children’s book series “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.”

Helmed by André Øvredal (The Autopsy of Jane Doe), the film is set in 1968 and follows a group of American teenagers tormented by the tales of a deeply traumatized girl in a book they find while breaking into the mansion she once lived.

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2019
07.23

Slipknot Shreds w/ ‘The Boys’ for ‘Solway Firth’

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Heavy metal outfit Slipknot have released a video for “Solway Firth,” the second track from its sixth album “We Are Not Your Kind,” out Aug. 9. The video features gory good fun from scenes of Amazon Original’s new anti-hero series “The Boys.”

“The Boys” follows a group of vigilantes out for corrupt superhero blood using nothing more than their grit and willingness to fight dirty. The show premieres July 26.

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2019
07.23

Stiffy Alert: Ana de la Reguera Joins ‘Army of the Dead’

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Ana de la Reguera (“Narcos”) is set to battle the living dead for director Zack Snyder (Dawn of the Dead) this summer in his return to the zombies, Army of the Dead. The Mexican stunner plays part of a mercenary squad out to pull a heist in Las Vegas during a zombie outbreak.

She joins an ensemble cast that includes Dave Bautista (Guardians of the Galaxy), Garret Dillahunt (“Fear the Walking Dead”), Theo Rossi (“Sons of Anarchy”), Nora Amezeder (Maniac), and hot up-and-comer Ella Purnell (Maleficent).

Fright fans may recognize de la Reguera from roles in “From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series,” Kevin Greutert’s creepy 2014 supernatural thriller Jessabelle, and 2011’s Cowboys & Aliens.

Army of the Dead marks Snyder’s return to directing after last helming 2017’s Justice League and will premiere as a Netflix exclusive.

2019
07.22

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HBO has released a full-length trailer for season three of “Westworld,” a re-imagining of the 1973 Michael Crichton novel about androids run amok in an amusement park designed for humans to indulge in their lust for blood and sex.

The new season finds more pesky cyborgs pooping on everyone’s parade with their newfound awareness. Dolores (Evan Rachel Wood), a host-controlled Charlotte Hale (Tessa Thompson), and Bernard (Jeffrey Wright) are creating chaos in the real world while Maeve (Thandie Newton) raises hell in a WWII-themed park.

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2019
07.21

Scarlett Johansson Gives Us More ‘Black Widow’ Goodness!

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Marvel Studios has set a May 1, 2020 release date for its standalone Scarlett Johansson superhero pic, Black Widow. Set prior to the events of 2012’s The Avengers, the spinoff depicts Natasha Romanoff’s rise from troubled, sexy Soviet spy to sexy and righteous superhero.

Johansson said:

I get to play Natahsa as a fully realized woman and in all of her many facets. I’m excited for fans to see the flawed side of her, what she perceives to be the flawed side of her.

Co-starring alongside Johansson are David Harbour (“Stranger Things”), O-T Fagbenle (“The Handmaid’s Tale”), Rachel Weisz (The Mummy), and Florence Pugh (Midsommar), who plays Black Widow nemesis-turned-ally and Black Widow successor Yelena Belova.

Cate Shortland, the Aussie director behind the suspenseful Teresa Palmer abduction thriller The Berlin Syndrome, is at the helm.

The photo above is altered to reflect how Scarlett Johansson’s wardrobe should have been worn as Black Widow. Here’s hoping the new film finally gets it right!

2019
07.21

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Universal Pictures and Blumhouse announced this week back-to-back sequels for their highly successful 2018 reboot of John Carpenter’s Halloween. Halloween Kills arrives Oct. 16, 2020 and Halloween Ends on Oct. 15, 2021.

David Gordon Green (Halloween) is once again at the helm and co-writes with longtime collaborator and actor Danny McBride (”Eastbound & Down”). Halloween creator John Carpenter also returns as executive producer.

Biggest treat of all? Jamie Lee Curtis will be back as iconic final girl Laurie Strode, Judy Greer (War for the Planet of the Apes) as Strode’s daughter Karen, and Andi Matichak (”666 Park Avenue”) as Strode’s hot granddaughter Allyson.

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2019
07.20

Thora Birch Gets Her Walking Papers…Joins ‘Walking Dead’ Season 10!

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American Beauty stunner Thora Birch is set to join the season 10 cast of AMC’s revamped zombie drama “The Walking Dead.” Executive producer Gale Anne Hurd made the announcement at this year’s Comic-Con in San Diego.

Birch will play Gamma, a busty and devoted Whisperer who is fiercely protective of Whisperer leader Alpha (Samantha Morton).

Birch, who is coming off Lucky McKee’s Kindred Spirits, has only starred in a handful of horror projects, including The Hole, Dark Corners, Train, and the Brittany Murphy vehicle Deadline. She is, of course, best known for her topless tour de force in the Oscar-winning 1999 dramedy American Beauty.

“The Walking Dead” season 10 premieres Oct. 6.

2019
07.20

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AMC has released a four minute trailer for season 10 of its recently revamped zombie drama “The Walking Dead.” Set to premiere Oct. 6, the new footage is absolutely the shit so get your shitting pants back on! The dialogue is crisp, the danger palpable, the zombies terrifying, the Whisperers more terrifying, and our heroes are looking more intimidating than they ever have…Judith still sucks though and deserves to die horrifically.

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2019
07.18

‘The Hunt’ Is On for Betty Gilpin!

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Universal Pictures has released a cheekily stylish teaser for its upcoming survival thriller The Hunt, starring “Glow’s” Betty Gilpin (pictured) as the bustiest of 12 abducted strangers forced to participate as prey in an inaugural hunting match for rich elitists eager to claim their poor, dead carcasses as trophies.

Craig Zobel, director of the wonderfully fucked up Compliance, is at the helm for superstar producers Jason Blum and Damon Lindelof (“LOST”), who co-wrote the script with Nick Cuse (“The Leftovers”).

Co-starring with Gilpin are Emma Roberts (“American Horror Story”), Ike Barinholtz (“Mindy Project”), Ethan Suplee (“My Name Is Earl”), Justin Hartley (“This Is Us”), and Oscar-winner Hilary Swank (Million Dollar Baby). The Hunt arrives in theaters Sept. 27.

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2019
07.18

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Universal Pictures Home Entertainment has set an Oct. 1 DVD and Blu-ray release date for Doom: Annihilation, a sequel to the doomed 2005 big screen adaptation of the groundbreaking first person shooter from id Software, starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Karl Urban, and Rosamund Pike.

Doom: Annihilation follows a group of space marines answering a distress call on a Martian moon base overrun by demonic creatures. Amy Manson (“Once Upon a Time) and Danish model/actress Nina Bergman (pictured above) star and kick ass.

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