Glamor model Danielle Lloyd goes from beauty-queen to scream-queen in director Alexander Williams’ straight-to-DVD slasher Cut. The film marks Lloyd’s feature film debut.

Unfortunately for those of us with penises, the 26-year-old stunner is killed off within the first five minutes of the film. Yes, that was a spoiler. Here’s another: Don’t expect to see the busty Brit topless.

Williams inexplicably fails to make Cut a much deserved showcase for Lloyd’s jaw-dropping 32-E’s and, instead, focuses his energy on a boring shot-in-one-continuous-take gimmick.

The movie’s plot revolves around five friends trapped in a cottage by evil clowns lurking in the woods (WTF?). The film costars Gremlins’ Zach Galligan, Michael Socha, Eden Watson, River George, and Laurie Brewster.

Lloyd is a former Miss England and Miss Great Britain. She lost the latter title in 2006 after posing nude for Playboy.

The following year she appeared in Britain’s “Celebrity Big Brother” program and was criticized for making funny-as-fuck racially insensitive cracks about Indian and Chinese people. The controversy cost her a handful of lucrative modeling contracts, including campaigns with urban-fashion house Rocawear.

Today, Lloyd is a fixture in British “lad” mags and continues to bring happiness and wonder to fans of big tatas. Cut is available now.

Photos courtesy of Nuts.