2010
02.23
02.23
Michael Jackson’s 17-minute sci-fi spectacle Captain EO returned to Disneyland today. The 3-D attraction features Jackson as the titular hero out to battle an evil witch (Angelica Huston) with nothing more than his music and crotch.
The 1986 short film was directed by Oscar-winning director Francis Ford Coppola and produced by George Lucas.
According to Disney, Captain EO will have a limited run at the theme park and will be shown three times every hour. Despite only attracting 50 people to its special 8 a.m. showing this morning, Disney expects EO to draw record crowds.
OK, we’ve reached the part of this post where I am required by blog-law to make a Jackson child molesting joke. I defer to the masters at Family Guy:
aiii esse cara tá gostosinho nesse filme! eu nunca assistir o Captain EO mas um dia eu quero assistir e olha sempre,sempre e sempre que eu assisti um filme do Michael Jackson ele sempre está um gatinho,no filme Moonwalker meu Deus… respeite o Michael viu o cara tá gostoso demais! Eu adoro essa foto de cima e a foto que ele esta com a cara bem séria,a foto que é primeira na fila.Aiii Michael you’re a nice kitty,you know? kkkkkkkkkk I LOVE YOU SO MUCH,BEAUTIFUL!!!