Danielle Panabaker in a movie about spree killing BFFs should be an easy sell to horror fans. Unfortunately, a douchey-sounding synopsis makes it obvious that Girls Against Boys is just another example of “Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding.”

Seriously, what wrist-cutting, arrogant ass-hat would write this crap:

Girls Against Boys is a character-driven, psychological thriller about two girls on a killing spree in New York.

With edgy and ironic humor and a darkly meditative tone that is far more European or Asian than typically American, it is also a coming-of-age story about a young woman coming to understand how the world really works.

It’s a ride for sure, and it even gets more than a little gruesome, but it’s character-driven rather than action-driven, and it has a psychological twist that’s more like a way of reading the film than a big reveal.

Don’t know about you all, but I’ll just catch Panabaker in the typically American release Piranha 3-DD instead.