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Blogs are like hemorrhoids. Eventually, every asshole gets one.
I’m Eddie Muertos and this is Clatto Verata, a pop-horror/sci-fi/fantasy blog created to provide news and various fun shit for your viewing pleasure. I describe it as a mix between Fangoria and Maxim, as it covers all things horror, but favors the genre’s female stars.
I also jokingly refer to Clatto as “your last resort for all things horror,” but my goal is to make this your first and final destination for the latest in horror entertainment. I launched the blog after being laid off from a popular trade publication, and am amazed at its growth. Thank you for reading and/or registering!
I encourage you all to be involved and comment on stories. Like us on FaceBook and follow us on Twitter. Clatto is a place where we can discuss all the sick and twisted stuff that gets us off. Clatto won’t judge you and it won’t call the cops!
Feel free to contact me with lucrative opportunities and/or big boob pics at eddie.muertos@facebook.com or eddie_muertos@hotmail.com.
To know where the name Clatto Verata comes from, check out the first post.
Some of Clatto’s favorite things:
FAVORITE HORROR MOVIES: HOSTEL, THE RING, SAW, THE STRANGERS, DEADGIRL, POLTERGEIST, REANIMATOR, HARD CANDY, SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT, SILENT HILL, PURGE: ANARCHY, EVIL DEAD
FAVORITE SCI-FI MOVIES: CUBE, ALIENS, SIGNS, DARK SKIES, PANDORUM, GATTACA, THE ISLAND, STAR WARS IV -VII
FAVORITE HORROR REMAKES: EVIL DEAD, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, FRIGHT NIGHT, THE FLY, DAWN OF THE DEAD
FAVORITE HORROR-COMEDIES: FRANKENHOOKER, BUBBA HO-TEP, JENNIFER’S BODY, SCREAM, SEVERANCE, PIRANHA 3D, FEAST
FAVORITE HORROR/SCI-FI FRANCHISES: STAR WARS, SAW, EVIL DEAD, UNDERWORLD, RESIDENT EVIL, PURGE
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: LOST, GAME OF THRONES, THE WALKING DEAD, X FILES, BATES MOTEL, TOUCHING EVIL, STRANGER THINGS
FAVORITE NOVELS: AMERICAN PSYCHO, KILLER ON THE ROAD, BLOOD ON THE MOON, FAHRENHEIT 451, RED DRAGON, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
FAVORITE NON-FICTION BOOKS: THE NIGHTSTALKER, ANATOMY OF MOTIVE, ANYONE YOU WANT ME TO BE, MY DARK PLACES, THE DIRT
FAVORITE VIDEO GAME SERIES: UNCHARTED, RESIDENT EVIL, DEAD SPACE, SILENT HILL, NIGHTMARE CREATURES, DINO CRISIS
FAVORITE ROCK BANDS: SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, SLAYER, IRON MAIDEN, MEGADETH, MARILYN MANSON, DANZIG, METALLICA, MOTLEY CRUE
HOTTEST FEMME FATALES: KATE BECKINSALE, CHARLIZE THERON, MILLA JOVOVICH, ELIZA DUSHKU
HOTTEST SCREAM QUEENS: KATIE CASSIDY, KATRINA BOWDEN, CHRISTA CAMPBELL, JAIME KING, GINA HOLDEN, KACEY BARNFIELD, SARA PAXTON, DANIELLE HARRIS
HOTTEST PART-TIME SCREAM QUEENS/FEMME FATALES: MEGAN FOX, AMANDA SEYFRIED, OLIVIA WILDE, JESSICA BIEL, MILA KUNIS
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