Kaboom, director Gregg Araki’s (The Doom Generation) love letter to actor Thomas Dekker’s baby-blues, is the kind of arthouse/hipster vomit that challenges moviegoers—not hopped up on goofballs—to keep from hurling their poo at the screen.

The synopsis reads:

Indie veteran Gregg Araki returns to the spotlight with KABOOM, a hyper-stylized Twin Peaks for the Coachella Generation, featuring a gorgeous, super-hot young cast. The film is a wild, sex-drenched, comical thriller that tells the story of Smith, an ambisexual 18-year-old college freshman who stumbles upon a monstrous conspiracy in a seemingly idyllic Southern California seaside town.

Ugh.

The film, however, does have one thing going for it: Juno Temple goes topless … a lot. The pretty 21-year-old Brit plays a party-girl named London who gets caught up in the film’s mystery and yada yada yada naked boobs!

Temple doesn’t hold any previous horror/sci-fi creds, but is slated to star opposite Riley Keough (Lisa Marie Presley’s daughter) in director Bradley Rust Gray’s long-delayed teen-lesbian/werewolf mash-up Jack & Diane.

Peep the trailer (hold your poop):