What if things didn’t end up happily ever after for Snow White and the seven dwarfs? What if those fun-sized misfits turned out to be sadistic little trolls eager to mine the princess’ purest of treasures?

Slated for release March 2025, The Seven Dwarves re-imagines the beloved fairy tale as a survival thriller, pitting the storybook princess up against the evil, mini-miners Cranky, Jolly, Drowsy, Meek, Snuffy, Wheezy, Chief, and Ditzy.

The fairest of them all is played by Lia Ryan, who projects a thirty-something, mother-of-two persona who would probably get along just fine with her stepmom. That said, here she is showing off some thigh…

7 Dwarves photo: Arrow in the Head