Posted above is Paramount Pictures and Skydance Productions’ first look at its new Terminator stars: Natalia Reyes, Robert Pattinson, and Jon Bon Jovi. The James Cameron produced sequel is helmed by Tim Miller (Deadpool) and picks up after the events of Terminator: Judgement Day.

Okay… that’s not Pattinson and Bon Jovi in that terribly photo-shopped promo. It’s franchise newcomer Mackenzie Davis (Tully) and Linda Hamilton back as iconic survivor-turned-warrior Sarah Connor.

The decision to first release a penis-free image for the film has been polarizing, pitting those who dread another pc-pandering revamp of a popular property against those who welcome anything that makes grown men cry.

We believe all movies would be better if they solely featured hot women — horror, sci-fi, action, drama, rom-coms, everything! Our only issue is with Davis looking like a transgendered terminator (upfront and center no less!) and Hamilton’s butchy aunt hairdo. If only the marketing team could go back in time and photo-shop in longer hair and bikinis.