If you thought Wes Craven’s Scream taught you everything you needed to know to survive the trappings of a horror film in real life, you clearly overthought things. When it comes to not getting murdered by a monster or a dude in a burlap sack, you only need to know one thing… Don’t Fuck in the Woods.

Part PSA, part creature-feature throwback, Don’t Fuck in the Woods is gruesome, good fun from the mind of some guy named Shawn Burkett. The flick follows a group of college graduates attempting to survive the evil they unleash when they recklessly tempt the fates by fucking in the woods.

Head to Concept Media Films’ website to buy Don’t Fuck in the Woods on DVD or Blu-ray!

Peep the unrated trailer (Yay! Boobies!):