Paramount Pictures has released a trailer for Megan Fox’s mutant turtle movie. Fox plays a reporter named April O’Neil, and looks absolutely stunning in the role. She really is… what’s that? You actually care about the stupid turtles? Fine. Have it your way.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is producer Michael Bay and director Jonathan Liebesman’s reboot of the popular comic first published in 1984 by Mirage Studios. It centers on four turtles that mutate into crime fighting humanoids after being exposed to radioactive slime… did I mention Megan Fox is in this?

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