2014
02.15

Eva Longoria Makes ‘Visions’ Look Good!

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Eva Longoria (“Desperate Housewives”) is the latest stunner to join Blumhouse Productions’ new micro-budgeted thriller Visions. Directed by Kevin Greutert (SAW 6) and written by Lucas Sussman (Below), the film is toplined by Isla Fisher (Wedding Crashers) and costars Gillian Jacobs (“Community”).

Fisher plays a pregnant woman who starts to have disturbing visions while with her husband at his vineyard home. Longoria is her big city friend, a fashionable and witty woman who disapproves of her life decisions. Universal Pictures is distributing.

Longoria is best known for being ridiculously hot and for playing sassy ex-model Gabrielle Solis on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives.” Horror creds include the Stephen Kay’s supernatural thriller The Dead Will Tell and the absolutely terrifying ghost comedy Over Her Dead Body.

2014
02.15

‘The Last Stop’ Has Mena Suvari Going for It!

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Mena Suvari, star of all things American (American Beauty, American Pie, “American Horror Story”), and Brian Austin Green, co-proprietor of Megan Fox’s vagina, star in actor-turned-director Travis Oates’ The Last Stop.

Written by Oates, the story finds 10 vacationing travelers arriving at a mountain resort only to find it completely abandoned. Without enough gas to get back home, they stay and investigate the strange goings-on at the lodge.

Suvari made her feature film debut in Paramount Pictures Kiss the Girls. Her creds include The Rage: Carrie 2, Millennium Films remake of Day of the Dead, and Stuart Gordon’s Stuck, a thriller based-on-a-true-story of a woman who waited for her hit-and-run victim to die in her garage while stuck in her windshield.

2014
02.15

Olivia Wilde is a Troubled MILF in ‘Meadowland’

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Olivia Wilde is one hot mama in Frozen River cinematographer Reed Morano’s directorial debut Meadowland, a psychological thriller about a mother who strikes up a relationship with a neglected boy after her son goes missing. According to Deadline, that bond takes an “unexpected turn.”

No word if the “unexpected turn” involves any koo koo ka choo inappropriateness between Wilde and the kid, but that would be hot-as-balls creatively bold. The film, written by some dude named Chris Rossi, shoots in New York in July.

Wilde, best known for her performance in Tron: Legacy and her long-running role as Thirteen on Fox’s medical drama “House,” is coming off Spike Jones’ A.I. sci-fi romance Her. Previous creds include Andrew Niccol’s In Time and Jon Favreau’s Cowboys & Aliens.