America Olivo (Bitch Slap) is set to star in WWE Studios and Pathe UK’s upcoming torture thriller No One Lives. She joins an impressive cast of stunners that includes Adelaide Clemens (Silent Hill: Revelations), Lindsay Shaw (“Pretty Little Liars”) and Laura Ramsey (The Ruins).

The synopsis reads:

A ruthless criminal gang takes a young couple hostage and goes to ground in an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere. When the captive girl is killed, the tables are unexpectedly turned. The gang finds itself outsmarted by an urbane and seasoned killer determined to ensure that no one lives.

No One Lives is directed by Ryuhei Kitamura (Midnight Meat Train) and costars Luke Evans (The Raven), Lee Tergesen (The Collection), Beau Knapp (Super 8), Derek Magyar (Train), and WWE wrestler Brodus Clay. Cameras will roll next week in New Orleans.

Olivo won the hearts of Clatto pervs readers back in ’09 when she starred in director Rick Jacobson’s (“Spartacus: Blood and Sand”) ode to sexploitation Bitch Slap. The 33-year-old Cali native can also be seen in Platinum Dunes’ Friday the 13th, Indican Pictures’ serial-killer drama Circle, and the Lionsgate frighteners The Last Resort and Neighbor.

Vantage Media International has released a trailer for writer/director Rupert Bryan’s survival-frightener The Hike. Set in England’s countryside, the film follows Slovakian stunner Barbara Nedeljakova and her hot friends as they attempt to escape psycho-survivalists during what was to be a tranquil hiking expedition capped off with all-girl skinny dips.

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The film’s official synopsis reads:

Kate (Zara Phythian) is back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan after seeing her soldier boyfriend die in combat. She has reunited with her best friends back home, who whisk her away on a ‘healing’ camping trip to a picturesque and remote area of the British countryside.

The girls make their way into the woods in search of the perfect place to camp, forget their sorrows, and enjoy their time together. On their hike they come across a mysterious group of Eastern Europeans who seem to be living off the land. They quickly move on to avoid an awkward confrontation and continue to their destination.

When they reach Sunset Point, they meet a group of rock climbers and form a quick and flirtatious friendship. But when darkness falls, and one of their friends goes missing, the girls will be forced to rely on each other and the rock climbers to find their friend and get out of the woods in one piece.

The Hike also stars Shauna MacDonald (The Descent), Jemma Bolt (How to Lose Friends and Alienate People), Lisa Marie Long (Black Tower Temptation), Stephanie Siadatan, Natalie Hughes, and Joanne Nutall. Vagina-less costars include Ben Loyd Holmes (”Torchwood”) and Tamer Hassan (Clash of the Titans).

The British Board of Film Classification has denied director Tom Six’s upcoming sequel The Human Centipede (Full Sequence) its 18 certificates (think of it as a rating). Without the BBFC’s approval, the film will not be allowed to play in the U.K.

Last year, Six told IFC:

When I was writing [First Sequence]. I had so many ideas that I couldn’t fit them all in the movie. And I wanted the audience to get used to this crazy centipede. Now, in ‘Part 2,’ I can use all my ideas. So everything is in it this time. I don’t hold back anything. It’s pretty nasty.

It appears the degenerate Dutchman wasn’t kidding. According to the BBFC, the principal focus of The Human Centipede (Full Sequence) is “the sexual arousal of the central character at both the idea and the spectacle of the total degradation, humiliation, mutilation, torture, and murder of his naked victims.”

The BBFC goes on to state (Spoiler Alert!):

Examples of this include a scene early in the film in which he masturbates whilst he watches a DVD of the original Human Centipede film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis, and a sequence later in the film in which he becomes aroused at the sight of the members of the ‘centipede’ being forced to defecate into one another’s mouths, culminating in sight of the man wrapping barbed wire around his penis and raping the woman at the rear of the ‘centipede’.

There is little attempt to portray any of the victims in the film as anything other than objects to be brutalised, degraded and mutilated for the amusement and arousal of the central character, as well as for the pleasure of the audience. There is a strong focus throughout on the link between sexual arousal and sexual violence and a clear association between pain, perversity and sexual pleasure.

It is the Board’s conclusion that the explicit presentation of the central character’s obsessive sexually violent fantasies is in breach of its Classification Guidelines and poses a real, as opposed to a fanciful, risk that harm is likely to be caused to potential viewers.

Wow. They had me at “degradation” and “humiliation” of “naked victims.” But, barbed-wire rape? Looks like someone’s calling out A Serbian Film. I am really interested in finding out what newbie actresses Six managed to land this time.

The Human Centipede: First Sequence starred Ashlynn Yennie and Ashley C. Williams as American tourists abducted by an evil German scientist hell-bent on creating a human centipede by sewing them together mouth-to-anus.

IFC Films released the controversial film last April to critical acclaim from the horror community and surprisingly much of the mainstream media. Read my review here.

The movie-going experience has gone to shit. Along with outrageous prices and horrible service, theaters are plagued by those who would rather be tweeting and texting on their smartphones than watching the film that you have dropped $14 to see. It’s enough to make you want to hurl your $6 Icee at their heads … if it hadn’t cost you $6.

What’s worse is you can’t profile these douchebags. They’re old and young, male and female, and of all ethnicities. It happens at horror flicks, action movies, rom-coms, comedies, and even documentaries. Ask the theater managers to do something, and all you get is a return ticket so you can suffer through the same shit at a different date.

If only they could take a cue from the folks at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, which has a strict policy of kicking out texters without refund if they don’t comply to warnings. The following is a PSA the theater has created utilizing an angry call they received from a booted patron:

Wild child Alessandra Torresani (“Caprica”) stars opposite Christian “all-my-TV-shows-keep-getting-canceled” Slater in Bennett Robbins Productions’ new teen supernatural thriller Playback. Written and directed by Michael A. Nickles, the film is inspired by the mysterious 1888 disappearance of French inventor Louis Le Prince.

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The official synopsis reads:

While digging into their town’s infamous past, a group of high school students unwittingly unlock an even darker secret. Now, an evil spirit has been awakened to possess and destroy its victims through video playback, stopping at nothing to find his true heir.

Shot in Grand Rapids, Michigan, Playback costars Ambyr Childers (“All My Children”), Jennifer Missoni (Inferno: The Linda Lovelace Story), Toby Hemingway (Black Swan), Johnny Pacar (“American Dreams”), and Jonathan Keltz (“Entourage”).

Torresani is best known for her portrayal of teen cylon Zoe Graystone on the short-lived Syfy’s “Battlestar Galactica” spinoff series “Caprica.”

Playback is currently seeking distribution.

“Days of Our Lives” star Shelby Young has been cast as a recurring on writer/producers Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk’s (“Glee,” “Nip/Tuck”) new FX pilot “American Horror Story.” According to THR, the 19-year-old Florida-born starlet will play a mean high school senior named Leah.

Written by Murphy, the pilot episode follows troubled married couple Ben (Dylan McDermott) and Vivien (Connie Britton) Harmon and their goth daughter Violet (Taissa Farmiga) as they take up residence in a haunted San Fransisco home.

Additional costars include Jessica Lange as the Harmon’s nosy neighbor Constance, Dennis O’Hare as Larry the Burn Guy, Evan Peters as Violet’s friend Tate Langdon, and Frances Conroy and Alexandra Breckenridge as the old and young ghost of housekeeper Moira O’Hara, respectively.

Young is coming off director David Fincher’s Oscar nominated drama The Social Network.

Actress and former Playboy Playmate Angela Little stars in Justice For All Productions’ sure-to-be controversial indie psyche-thriller The Life Zone. The 5-foot-2 Alabama-born stunner plays a woman abducted from an abortion clinic by a demented pro-lifer hellbent on making her give birth.

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Costarring in the film are Lindsey Haun (“True Blood”), Blanche Baker (The Girl Next Door), Tara Buck (“True Blood”), Charles Durning (“Family Guy”), Martin Kove (Karate Kid), Eric Etebari (“Witchblade”), Tom Waites (The Thing), Eileen Fulton (“As the World Turns”) and Robert Loggia (Scarface).

Little’s body of work includes roles in the comedies Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, American Pie Presents Band Camp, My Boss’s Daughter, and Rush Hour 2. She most recently voiced the character of Doris West in Rockstar Games hit video game L.A. Noire.

The now 38-year-old starlet is best known, however, as Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for August 1998.

Loose lips Shia LaBeouf has struck once again. The 24-year-old actor—known for his shoot-from-the-hip candor—is spilling about the Transformers turmoil that got costar Megan Fox booted from the lucrative franchise.

LaBeouf tells the LA Times:

Megan developed this Spice Girl strength, this woman-empowerment [stuff] that made her feel awkward about her involvement with Michael, who some people think is a very lascivious filmmaker, the way he films women. Mike films women in a way that appeals to a 16-year-old sexuality. It’s summer. It’s Michael’s style.

And I think [Fox] never got comfortable with it. This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America. And she had a hard time accepting it.

When Mike would ask her to do specific things, there was no time for fluffy talk. We’re on the run. And the one thing Mike lacks is tact. There’s no time for [LaBeouf assumes a gentle voice] ‘I would like you to just arch your back 70 degrees.

Man, I remember when Bell Biv DeVoe inspired black people to stand up for their rights and riot on the streets. Now, the Spice Girls empowerment movement is making women want to be equals? I guess our forefathers were right. Pop music really is dangerous shit.

Transformers 3: Where the Fuck is Megan Fox arrives in theaters on July 1.

Director Mathew Vaughn’s X-Men: First Class raked in an estimated $3.4 million from its midnight showings. The 20th Century Fox reboot has so far garnered positive reviews from critics and mouth-breathers alike, and is expected to open this weekend in the $48-to-$55 million range.

The film stars Jennifer Lawrence (Mystique), January Jones (Emma Frost), Rose Byrne (Moira), Kevin Bacon (Sebastian Shaw), James McAvoy (Charles Xavier), and Michael Fassbender (Magneto).

Why the box office report? Because, posting a photo of twenty-year-old Lawrence in all her blue, topless glory without any context is simply unprofessional. So … like go see X-Men: First Class this weekend and yada, yada.

(TO SEE SEXY VIDEO OF JENNIFER LAWRENCE BEING PAINTED, GO HERE)

In brightest day, in blackest night, no celebrity rack escapes Clatto’s sight!

She may be starring opposite Ryan Reynolds in Warner Bros. soon-to-be-released Green Lantern, but Blake Lively fans are focusing all of their attention on her headlights instead. Nude photos of the  23-year-old stunner have been leaked online by someone who is clearly doing the Lord’s work.

Lively’s reps claim the self-taken smartphone pics are fake, but those who have seen them believe different. Personally, I’m terrible at recognizing faces when they belong to people with big bouncy breasts … so I couldn’t tell you if the shots are real. But, hey, judge for yourself: See Blake’s nudes here.

Green Lantern opens on June 17.