Filmmaker Richard O’Sullivan will most likely never have a career like Oscar-winner Steven Soderbergh, but that doesn’t mean he can’t afford to pay for a girlfriend experience of his own. The indie writer/director has hired porn star Sasha Grey to blow him for six weeks star as a bible-thumping virgin in his upcoming straight-to-DVD survival-slasher Hallows.

Sullivan gushes to Horror Squad:

Hallows basically takes the standard kids-in-the-woods-running-from-a-killer genre and flips it on its ear. I’m less interested in gore-for-the-sake-of-gore than the psychology behind the characters and how they react to what happens.

That’s why we’re happy to be working with Sasha. She’s more interested in the psychology behind the action than just the action itself. That’s what she conveys in her work in the adult genre and that’s what we’re going for in this film.

I’m not one to lick the stripes off another person’s candy cane, but sometimes sucking Negro balls on video for money is just a way to pay the rent while avoiding real work and responsibility. Just ask your moms if you don’t believe me.

Grey’s esteemed creds include Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience, Cum Fart Cocktails 5, Craven Moorehead’s White Chicks Gettin’ Black Balled, Cum Buckets 8, Face Invaders 4, and the Alice in Wonderland parody Malice in Lalaland.