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With the end of 2009 came a slew of top movie lists by critics and bloggers. But, how did horror fare at the box office in ’09? What did ticket-buying audiences watch? The following is a list of 2009’s Top 15 Horror Earners at the box office (data courtesy of Box Office Mojo). I’ve also included a one sentence Buy, Rent, or Bury review.
1. The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Budget: $50 million
Domestic Gross: $288,798,541
Worldwide Gross: $683,098,541
Eddie Says: Bury. Vampires should not look like gay Abercrombie models.
2. Paranormal Activity
Budget: $15,000
Domestic Gross: $107,870,499
Worldwide Gross: n/a
Eddie Says: Rent. 20 minutes of creepy footage; an hour of nausea.
3. Zombieland
Budget: $23.6 million
Domestic Gross: $75,590,286
Worldwide Gross: $93,246,518
Eddie Says: Buy. Michael Cera wannabe Jesse Eisenberg is annoying, but Woody and a fun script make this golden.
4. The Final Destination
Budget: $40 million
Domestic Gross: $66,477,700
Worldwide Gross: $152,613,997
Eddie Says: Rent. Skip the 3D. It’s poorly executed. But, the film is still a good time, especially if you’re hopped up on booze or something!
5. Friday the 13th (2009)
Budget: $19 million
Domestic Gross: $65,002,019
Worldwide Gross: $91,379,051
Eddie Says: Rent. Jason looks awesomely intimidating, but the kills lack the creativity normally found in the series.
6. The Haunting in Connecticut
Budget: Unknown
Domestic Gross: $55,389,516
Worldwide Gross: $76,768,900
Eddie Says: Buy. Very creepy, underrated ghost film.
7. My Bloody Valentine 3-D
Budget: $15 million
Domestic Gross: $51,545,952
Worldwide Gross: $99,974,001
Eddie Says: Buy. Outrageous kills. Frivolous nudity. What’s not to love?
8. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Budget: $35 million
Domestic Gross: $45,802,315
Worldwide Gross: $91,085,163
Eddie Says: Rent. Solid prequel and Rhona Mitra is hot.
9. The Unborn (2009)
Budget: $16 million
Domestic Gross: $42,670,410
Worldwide Gross: $76,513,691
Eddie Says: Buy. Critics panned it, but fuck them in the neck. This is a fun ride. Very creepy images. Gorgeous heroine. Best viewed home alone in the dark.
10. Drag Me to Hell
Budget: $30 million
Domestic Gross: $42,100,625
Worldwide Gross: $86,117,189
Eddie Says: Buy. Sam Raimi doesn’t miss a beat in his return to horror. Violent, gory, and funny—this is everything you want from the Evil Dead director.
11. Orphan
Budget: Unknown
Domestic Gross: $41,596,251
Worldwide Gross: $53,243,687
Eddie Says: Rent. Predictable, but the orphan girl sure is creepy.
12. Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2
Budget: $15 million
Domestic Gross: $33,392,973
Worldwide Gross: $37,665,801
Eddie Says: Bury. Rob’s fascination with all things white trash continues to desecrate John Carpenter’s Halloween. It’s a shame because he does have an eye for nightmarish imagery and a knack for shooting violence.
13. The Last House on the Left (2009)
Budget: Unknown
Domestic Gross: $32,752,215
Worldwide Gross: $44,388,363
Eddie Says: Buy. Brutally and relentlessly violent. Far superior to Wes Craven’s beloved original (which really sucks donkey balls). Better acting. Tighter script. Just ignore the microwave scene.
14. The Stepfather (2009)
Budget: $20 million
Domestic Gross: $29,062,561
Worldwide Gross: n/a
Eddie Says: Rent. I didn’t see this remake, but I’ll rent it off the strength of the original.
15. The Uninvited
Budget: Unknown
Domestic Gross: $28,596,818
Worldwide Gross: $40,659,634
Eddie Says: Bury. Cute girls, but this is PG-13 horror aimed at tweens. Skip.
Want more lists? Then check out the Ten Hottest Horror/Sci-fi Babes of the Past Decade and 15 Vampire Movies That Won’t Make You Gay.
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