2011
05.31

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Columbia Pictures has released the first official trailer for David Fincher’s much buzzed-about adaptation of late Swedish author Stieg Larsson’s bestselling novel “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” The thriller stars Rooney Mara as hacker-punk Lisbeth Salander and Daniel Craig as journalist Mikael Blomkvist.

The film arrives in theaters on Dec. 21.

Peep it:

2011
05.31

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Vagina Is More Than Meets the Eye!

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley makes her acting debut next month in a little film called Transformers: Dark of the Moon. To promote the flick, she’s allowed British GQ to photograph her vagina … sort of. I mean, you don’t really see it, but you know it’s like right there. Just look at it. It’s … it’s … it’s more than meets the eye.

The 24-year-old Victoria’s Secret model strikes a number of revealing poses in the magazine’s July issue. She also talks about the hardships of growing up beautiful while surrounded by ugly people in an exclusive interview. You can buy the mag on June 2.

Or peep some pics here:

2011
05.31

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While looking up interracial lesbian porn and hot chili recipes online today, I came upon a trailer for Chilean director Patricio Vallardes incest-fueled survival thriller En Las Afueras de La Ciudad (gringo translation: Hidden in the Woods).

Peep it:

The synopsis reads:

Ana and Anny are two sisters whom have been raised in isolation, under the atrocity of drug dealing and the incestuous obsession of their grim father. Finally fed up with the abuse, the girls call the police and he’s put in jail, but not before killing two of the officers.

Free from their father, they now have to escape from Tío Costello, the local drug lord, who’s trying to recover a large amount of drugs hidden deep within the woods.

Produced by Vallastudio Films, the intense “horror-drama” stars busty starlets Carolina Escobar (pictured above) and Siboney Lo (“Playa Salvaje”) in a story inspired by true events. The film has yet to secure U.S. distribution, but will open in Chili in October.

2011
05.31

German Invents Slingshot for Circular Saw Blades!

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Someone get Lionsgate on the phone! Looks like the studio may have pulled the plug on the SAW franchise a little too soon.

German slingshot innovator and maniac Jörg Sprave Dankung has created a weapon that can fling circular saw blades across the air. If that doesn’t beg for John Kramer’s return, then my name isn’t Laramore.

Peep it:

2011
05.31

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Photos of Adrianne Palicki from the nixed NBC pilot “Wonder Woman” have hit the web. A few of the shots feature the 28-year-old stunner in the star-spangled booty-shorts comic fans have been dying to see since the David E. Kelly reboot was first  announced.

Judging by the pics, looks like we missed out on something really stroke-able special. Sure, Hollywood insiders claim the pilot was crap. But, with the glaring lack of scantily-clad female role models on TV, I just feel we did little girls everywhere a big disservice.

Regardless, here’s hoping we soon get a look at Elizabeth Hurley as Wonder Woman’s archenemy Veronica Cale.

2011
05.31

Rachel Nichols & Her Big Beautiful Cans Get Canned From ‘Criminal Minds’

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Sad news for fans of large breasts and crime procedurals: Deadline is reporting that Rachel Nichols will not be returning to the hit CBS series “Criminal Minds” this fall. The network has opted to bring back original recurring Paget Brewster instead.

Nichols, who played FBI Agent Ashley Seager, a profiler with giant breasts whose family history with a serial killer led to her participation in a case with the bureau’s Behavioral Analysis Unit at Quantico, was originally brought in last season to fill in the heels and sexy pantsuit left behind by regular A.J. Cook.

Unfortunately, with Brewster and Cook both returning to the show this year—thanks in part to fan-driven campaigns—Nichols was shit out of luck come contract renewal time.

But, don’t go mailing off any anthrax-riddled packages to the idiots at CBS. Nichols is doing pretty damn good regardless. The 30-year-old model-turned-actress will be seen this summer kicking Rose McGowan’s ass in Lionsgate’s Conan the barbarian remake.

2011
05.30

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Warner Bros. has released a grip of photos from its upcoming John Carpenter madhouse frightener The Ward. The images give us a peek at some of the all-girl cast, including leads Amber Heard (Drive Angry) and Danielle Panabaker (The Crazies).

The official synopsis reads:

When an old farmhouse is set ablaze by Kristen (Heard), a distraught young woman, she is taken by police to the North Bend Psychiatric Hospital. She awakens in a special ward with four similarly unbalanced and wayward girls.

Kirsten’s therapist, Dr. Stringer, tries to uncover the root cause of her breakdown, but despite his calm and understanding manner, she resists any attempts at help and rehabilitation.

Unfortunately, the hospital is not the sanctuary it seems to be. Kristen begins to have strange run-ins with a shadowy phantom who roams the halls when the ward is locked down at night. Persistent and inquisitive, she goes digging for information about former patients and soon becomes convinced that no one ever leaves the ward alive.

The Ward marks Carpenter’s return to the director’s chair since 2001’s Ghosts of Mars. Costars include Lyndsy Fonseca (”Nikita”), Mamie Gummer (”The Good Wife”), Jillian Kramer (The Big Bang), Mika Boorem (Kiss the Girls), pretty newcomers Sali Sayer and Laura-Leigh, and Jared Harris (Resident Evil: Apocalypse) as Dr. Stringer.

Commit yourself to The Ward on July 8.

Amber Heard and Danielle Panabaker are featured on Clatto’s list of The 20 Hottest Women Working in Horror/Sci-fi Today!

2011
05.28

Stephen King Likes Lindsay Lohan for ‘Carrie’ Remake!

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MGM and Sony Screen Gems recently pissed off horror purists by announcing their plans to remake Brian De Palma’s 1976 movie adaptation of Stephen King’s classic novel Carrie. Entertainment Weekly asked King  for his thoughts on the matter and scored a surprise bit of possible casting info.

King says:

I’ve heard rumblings about a Carrie remake, as I have about The Stand and It. Who knows if it will happen? The real question is why, when the original was so good? I mean, not Casablanca, or anything, but a really good horror-suspense film, much better than the book. Piper Laurie really got her teeth into the bad-mom thing. Although Lindsay Lohan as Carrie White… hmmm. It would certainly be fun to cast.

With all her legal troubles and tabloid exploits, it’s easy to forget that Lohan was at one point a promising talent with impressive boobs acting chops. I, for one, loved her boobs in Machete, I Know Who Killed Me, and Mean Girls.

Playwright and comic book scribe Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (“Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark”) has been hired to pen the remake, which is said to be a closer adaptation of King’s novel.

2011
05.27

‘Heroes’ Star Brea Grant Joins Season Six of ‘Dexter’

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“Heroes” star Brea Grant announced today on her website that she has landed a recurring role on season six of Showtime’s Emmy-winning serial killer series “Dexter.” She joins Edward James Olmos, Colin Hanks, and Mos Def as the show’s new faces.

Grant teased:

I’ll be recurring on Dexter this season! no spoilers but i’m pretty sure you’ll be seeing me in a white lab coat.

Hmm. Earlier this month a casting call was leaked that listed one of the season’s new characters as being a lab assistant for Masuka. The role asked for male actor, but is there a chance they went female? That could be fun.

Grant starred as Laurie Strode’s (Scout Taylor-Compton) best friend Mya in Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2. She’s best known, however, for her role as speed-freak thief Daphne Millbrook on NBC’s “Heroes.”

Production on “Dexter” began this week in Los Angeles.

2011
05.27

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Twentieth Century Fox is finally busting out January Jones’ big guns to promote director Mathew Vaughn’s X-Men origins prequel X-Men: First Class. The studio has wisely released images of Jones dolled up in her Emma Frost lingerie for our viewing pleasure.

While not as trashy—and unbelievably hot—as the stuff Emma Frost wears in the Marvel comics, the outfit is sexy enough to make up for damage they did to Mystique’s sex appeal. Here’s hoping she gets a lot of screen time … Oh, who am I kidding? I just need two minutes.

X-Men: First Class hits theaters on June 3.