2010
12.30

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Spanish actress Norma Ruiz stars as a woman out to find her missing coworker in director José Luis Alemán’s Lovecraftian thriller La Herencia Valdemar II: La Sombra Prohibida (gringo translation: Inheritance Valdemar II: The Shadow Prohibited).

Peep the trailer:

The film’s official synopsis reads:

4 days ago: Luisa Llorente, a farm appraiser, had the formidable task of going to evaluate the home of Lazarus Valdemar, but she’s not been heard from. Two expeditions go out in search of her: first is Nicholas Tramel, a detective hired by Maximilian Colvin, head of Inmoverance, the company Luisa works for, and the other comprised of coworkers Ana and Eduardo, who travel by car with the idea of joining forces with the detective, but something happens.

Man, I hate it when something happens. It reminds me of the time I set out to assassinate John Ritter, but something happened. You gotta give the Spanish credit; they sure know how to keep plot points close to the vest.

Norma Ruiz starred in Alemán’s original La Herencia Valdemar. The 30-year-old Madrid-born stunner made her name on the Spanish soap “Yo Soy Bea.”

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La Herencia Valdemar II: La Sombra Prohibida costars Silvia Abascal, Laia Marull, Danielle Liotti, Oscar Jaenada, Ana Risueno, Santi Prego and Jose Olmedo. It opens in Spain on Jan. 28.

2010
12.30

Former Gang Bang Queen Jasmine St. Claire Takes On New Stiffs in ‘Blood Lodge’

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Porn star Jasmine St. Claire may have hung up her g-string a decade ago, but that doesn’t mean she can’t take on a few more stiffs. The notorious one-time gang-bang record holder (World’s Biggest Gang Bang 2) is now set to star in writer/director Kevin Orosz’s zombie frightener Blood Lodge.

The skinny as explained by Orosz:

A zombie attack happens in the fictional town of Ten Acres while a group of friends travel for a ski weekend. The group unites with other guests staying at the Ten Acres Lodge and tries to stay alive by fighting the zombies. ‘Blood Lodge’ is like ‘Zombie Land’ meets ‘Dazed and Confused’ mixed with the 1970s grindhouse movies.

Production on the film—which costars “The Sopranos'” Vincent “Big Pussy” Pastore—is slated for March in Stowe, Vermont. No word on what St. Claire’s role will be in the picture, but—if played to her strengths—it should involve blowing flames out of her ass and performing the world’s first and biggest zombie gang-bang.

St. Claire claimed the record for world’s biggest gang-bang from Annabel Chong in 1996, taking on a reported 300 men in one day. Despite rival cock-monkey Houston shattering that record in 1999 (over 600 dudes!) , St. Claire remained a fan-fav by destroying her anus in films such as Jasmine’s Last Gang Bang and Blow It Out Your Ass.

For her suffering, she will be inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame in 2011.

2010
12.30

‘True Blood’ Star Lindsay Pulsipher Gets Bloodier in ‘The Oregonian’

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“True Blood” shapeshifter Lindsay Pulsipher stars as a woman trapped in her boyfriend’s artsy-fartsy ode to David Lynch in The Oregonian, the feature film debut of writer/director and aforementioned boyfriend Calvin Lee Reeder. The film will debut at next month’s Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah.

Folks at Twitch got the trailer. Take a look:

The film’s Sundance synopsis reads:

There is a place. A place where the skies are wide and the forests are thick—and strange. You can lose yourself forever in these woods. You’ll meet truckers with problems and old women with strange powers. You may even make a furry friend. Just be sure to stay quiet.

Spend some time with a woman from Oregon who is lost on the road and running away from her past. Now she has a chance to experience everything the grotesque Northwest has to offer, whether she likes it or not.

Pulsipher has made appearances on ABC’s “FlashForward” and  Showtime’s “Masters of Horrors,” but is best known for her turn as werepanther Crystal Norris on season three of the hit HBO vampire series “True Blood.”