2010
02.18

Hayden Panettiere Fixes God’s Mistake, Gets Bigger Boobs!

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The Daily Fill is reporting that “Heroes” star Hayden Panettiere has finally fixed God’s mistake and gotten herself a nice big set of boobs. The 20-year-old actress is said to have gone from an A-cup to a C-cup over the Valentine Day weekend.

From The Daily Fill:

Hayden went from an A to a C cup, and she couldn’t be happier. She’s wanted bigger boobs since she was 17, but the time and scheduling were just never right. She finally decided to do it right after the holidays.

Hayden hopes her makeover will land her better parts and finally get her out of that cute, blonde, popular cheerleader stereotype.

If this story proves to be true (fingers crossed, everyone), Panettiere could indeed leave that cute, blonde, cheerleader stereotype behind and step into a more mature stereotype such as the busty, blonde prostitute or the busty, blonde stripper. I applaud this decision and hope Keira Knightley follows suit.

2010
02.18

Tom Felton Wants to Bang ‘Apparition’ Costar Ashley Greene

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Harry Potter star Tom Felton (he plays bully Draco Malfoy) is finally getting to work with some serious trim for a change (sorry, but Emma Watson still looks 11).

The 22-year-old Brit not only gets to play off fashion model Gemma Atkinson’s 34E’s in the upcoming werewolf frightener 13HRS, he is starring opposite Twilight’s Ashley Greene and the topless chick from Friday the 13th in Dark Castle Entertainment’s supernatural thriller Apparition.

Felton expressed his admiration for Greene during an interview with MTV:

She seems like a very, really positive, very, very friendly young lady, in no way at all ‘Hollywood’. You know, I didn’t have any expectations. In no way is she a diva or anything like that. She’s a lovely girl and clearly extremely talented, which excites me to be working with such great young talent.

I’m no limey, but I believe that is British gentleman speak for saying “I’d like to fuck the shit out of her ignorant bones.”

Directed by Todd Lincoln, The Apparition is “based on a true story” and follows the plight of a young married couple tormented by ghosts after a college experiment goes inexplicably wrong. Production on the film begins this month.

2010
02.18

Amanda Seyfried to Play ‘The Girl with the Riding Hood’ for Warner Bros?

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Warner Bros. is eyeballing actress Amanda Seyfried for their romantic re-imaging of the Brothers Grimm’s classic fairy tale “Little Red Riding Hood.” Entitled The Girl with the Red Riding Hood, the film adaptation is produced by Leonardo DiCaprio, written by David Johnson (Orphan), and has Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke attached.

The plot will most likely redefine Red’s relationship with the wolf in a dangerous goth-like love affair similar to that between vampire Edward Cullen and human Bella Swan in the ridiculously successful Twilight Saga.

Seyfried is a good call for the starring role. The pretty blonde actress with the big tits eyes has displayed an attraction to edgier material, notably in last year’s highly underrated frightener Jennifer’s Body and the upcoming psycho-lesbo-thriller Chloe, in which she goes nude as the film’s titular prostitute.

To see Seyfried nude click here. To see kink-fueled images from Chloe go here.

2010
02.18

Robin William’s Daughter Zelda Williams Gets ‘Powder Burns’

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Zelda Williams, the 20-year-old daughter of comedy icon Robin Williams, is set to headline Mind Blur Productions’ fact-based murder-spree thriller Powder Burns.

The Mind Blur press release reads:

Ms. Williams will play Emily Tomassini, an intelligent and devoutly religious but headstrong young woman who has been battling her mother and father over her relationship with an older, married health care professional named Philip Newman.

After Emily’s spiteful dad, Paul Tomassini, has a violent confrontation with his daughter’s lover, the battles escalate into an all-out war that culminates in Emily and Philip going on a blood-soaked rampage in Emily’s childhood home that leaves four people senselessly slaughtered, including Emily’s parents and younger brother.

I had no idea that Robin Williams (One Hour Photo, Insomnia) had a daughter. I’m happy to see that she’s no where near as hairy as him … well, at least, not in the noticeable areas.

Powder Burns will begin shooting in April.

2010
02.18

Joss Whedon to Document Lonely Virgins in Avatar Body-Paint (Aka: Comic-Con 2010 Fans)

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Producer and geek messiah Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dollhouse) is teaming up with documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me) to capture the lives of hardcore Comic-Con fans … or, in other words, to make the world’s most boring documentary.

A source for the creative duo tells E! Entertainment:

They want to follow people for about three months leading up to this year’s Comic-Con. And then they want to film them there. They’re looking at all types of people.

Personally, I just don’t see how filming a group of fat guys in Avatar body paint not getting laid will make for a good movie.

For those of you with jobs, girlfriends, and/or vaginas, the San Diego Comic-Con is the biggest entertainment convention in the States for fans of comics and sci-fi/fantasy/horror films. The event sells out early every year.

That said. Do you really want to drop $14 to see Ava-tards like this:

2010
02.18

Maggie Grace to Return to ‘LOST’

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“LOST” producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse have confirmed the return of actress Maggie Grace to the island. Grace plays Boone’s bratty sister Shannon, shot and killed by Anna Lucia (Michelle Rodriguez) in season two.

Cuse didn’t reveal much about the leggy 22-year-old’s role in the new season.

He tells Entertainment Weekly:

We’re really excited about having her back on the show, and we have a good story for her.

Harold Perrineau (Michael), Cynthia Watros (Libby), and Rebecca Mader (Charlotte) will also appear during “LOST’s” sixth and final season.

2010
02.17

Meet the Casts of ‘The Vampire Diaries’ ‘Dexter’ & ‘LOST’ at PaleyFest 2010

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If you love TV more than life itself (and, really, who doesn’t?), you may want to purchase tickets to the 27th annual Paley Television Festival, taking place Feb. 26—March 14 at the Saban Theater in Beverly Hills, CA.  This year’s event will include panels for The CW’s “The Vampire Diaries,” Showtime’s “Dexter,” and ABC’s “LOST.”

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Members of each show’s cast and creative teams will be on hand to discuss their programs at length and answer fan inquiries. Unfortunately, the “LOST” panel has sold out. Tickets are still available, however, for the March 4 “Dexter” panel and the March 6 “Vampire Diaries” panel.

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For a complete list of show seminars and time schedules, visit the PaleyFest 2010 website. Tickets for the event are available through TicketWeb.

2010
02.17

Avril Lavigne Goes Down the Rabbit Hole in ‘Alice (Underground)’ Music Video

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Avril Lavigne’s “Alice (Underground),” the first music video for Disney’s Alice in Wonderland remake, has hit the web. The video features Lavigne in the role of Alice and includes some new footage from the film.

Lavigne wrote the track for the Almost Alice soundtrack, which features original music from various pop artists, including All American Rejects, Plain White T’s, Wolfmother, Franz Ferdinand, and Robert Smith of The Cure. A second soundtrack, entitled Alice in Wonderland, features composer Danny Elfman’s original score. Both are available from Buena Vista Records.

Peep the video here:

To see trailers for the film, go here and here.

The complete track listing for the Almost Alice soundtrack is as follows:

1. Alice (Underground) Performed by Avril Lavigne
2. The Poison Performed by The All-American Rejects
3. The Technicolor Phase Performed by Owl City (previously released)
4. Her Name Is Alice Performed by Shinedown
5. Painting Flowers Performed by All Time Low
6. Where’s My Angel Performed by Metro Station
7. Strange Performed by Tokio Hotel and Kerli
8. Follow Me Down Performed by 3OH!3 featuring Neon Hitch
9. Very Good Advice Performed by Robert Smith
10. In Transit Performed by Mark Hoppus with Pete Wentz
11. Welcome to Mystery Performed by Plain White T’s
12. Tea Party Performed by Kerli
13. The Lobster Quadrille Performed by Franz Ferdinand
14. Running Out of Time Performed by Motion City Soundtrack
15. Fell Down a Hole Performed by Wolfmother
16. White Rabbit Performed by Grace Potter and the Nocturnals

2010
02.17

Josh Holloway Talks About Sawyer’s Descent into the Dark Side on ‘LOST’

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If you’ve been watching the sixth and final season of ABC’s sci-fi series “LOST,” you know that actor Josh Holloway’s James “Sawyer” Ford character is heading towards the dark side. The loss of his could-have-been wife Juliette has filled the southern conman with rage and hate, making him vulnerable to the seductive forces of Evil Locke.

Yes, I’m reveling in the Star Wars parallels! I have always thought of Sawyer as the island’s Han Solo, but wrong I was (unless, of course, he’s running a long con on Evil Locke).

Holloway, who now-more-than-ever deserves an Emmy win, spoke to People magazine’s Shawna Malcom about Sawyer’s fall and his life-after-“LOST” plans. The following are some highlights:

How’s poor Sawyer holding up when we see him again in Tuesday’s episode?
He’s still racked with grief and full of guilt for allowing (Juliet’s death) to happen.

But Juliet’s the one who let go of Sawyer’s grip and detonated the bomb!
That doesn’t erase the shame and guilt of not being able to hold on. At the core, it’s a man’s responsibility to protect, no matter what. Going forward, Sawyer’s all anger. He hooks up with Locke because he just doesn’t care to live anymore. He’s already dead inside.

Are things officially over then between Sawyer and Kate?
Any feelings he allows for Kate are a betrayal to Juliet and their love. As the character, I don’t want anything to do with it. It’s shameful to him. Yet there’s an inevitable attraction. I want the writers to honor what Sawyer and Kate have built together, but I don’t know what that looks like.

Is it fun to get to play two versions of Sawyer this season — one on the island and one in the flash-sideways?
With all the things I’ve been through with this character already, it’s interesting. I thought I’d just figured out Sawyer and now it’s like, “Not so fast!” But life is that way — we think we learn lessons but then they come back for another round.

How are you feeling about the show winding down?
I cannot believe it, even though we’ve had quite awhile to digest it. It’s bittersweet. When every episode is done, it’s like, “Shoot, one more in the can.” It’s been an incredible ride for me as an actor. They’ve really taken Sawyer on a rollercoaster, and that’s been a pleasure to explore.

How would you like to see that rollercoaster end?
I would like to see Sawyer grow towards the light. He’s experienced that with Kate and then Juliet — that made him want to live again and live differently — but then it was all ripped away. So my hope for him is that he doesn’t wallow in the darkness.

Co-stars Matthew Fox and Evangeline Lilly have both said that they’re unlikely to do TV again after Lost ends. What are your plans?

I have a huge desire to do other things — TV, movies—and I feel like I’m just getting started. It’s gonna be a whole new adventure. I’ll always keep roots in Hawaii but inevitably, I must go to L.A. — that’s where the heart of the business is. It’ll be back to the audition room, and I’m game. I don’t want straight offers — I want to read for things. I want to prove to myself and to that town that I can go forward. I don’t want anything given to me.

“LOST” airs on Tuesdays at 9 p.m.

2010
02.17

Robert Pattinson Sucks Face with Kristen Stewart in New ‘Eclipse’ Photos

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Right on the heels of Twilight Saga star Robert Pattinson’s “I hate vaginas” revelation in Details magazine, Summit Entertainment has released a series of photos showcasing Pattinson’s Edward Cullen character sucking face with Kristen Stewart’s Bella Swan.

The images are from Eclipse, the third chapter in the Twilight series, and feature Pattinson pretending to like girls. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse will be in theaters on June 30, 2010.

Check out the shots: