2016
08.28

‘Teen Mom’ & Porn Star Farrah Abraham Scores Serial Killer Film!

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MTV reality star and anal sex queen Farrah Abraham stars in the indie serial killer drama Adam K. Set for a Halloween release on Blu-ray and DVD, the film follows a mild mannered auto insurance claims manager as he goes on a murderous rampage against those who have rejected his friendship.

Abraham came to fame on MTV’s teen exploitation reality shows “16 and Pregnant” and “Teen Mom.” She gained further notoriety taking porn star James Deen up her ass in the Vivid releases Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom and Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. No word on what role she plays here.

Adam K. is written and directed by Joston Theney and co-stars scream queens Brinke Stevens (Teenage Exorcist), Mindy Robinson (VHS 2), Sarah Nicklin (Haunting of Alice D.), Arielle Brachfeld (Chemical Peep), Kristin Wall (Night of the Living Dead: Reloaded), and Jessica Cameron (Silent Night).

2016
08.27

Halle Berry Road Rages Rescuing Her Son in MILF Thriller ‘Kidnap’

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Relativity Studios has released a trailer for Kidnap, an abduction thriller starring Halle Berry as the mother of all road ragers while in pursuit of the degenerate that’s kidnapped her five-year-old son. In theaters Dec. 2, the film is directed by Spanish filmmaker Luis Prieto (Pusher) and penned by Knate Gwaltney.

Kidnap is now on our must-see list. The film looks like Ransom on wheels. It also calls to mind Speed and Breakdown. It just looks like a blast and, if you imagine a loved one taken in a similar manner, it’s what you’d hope you’d have the balls to do. Oh, and Berry is always at her best when kicking ass.

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2016
08.27

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Relativity Media has released a trailer for its Kate Beckinsale supernatural thriller The Disappointments Room. The film is directed by D.J. Caruso (Disturbia) from a script by “Prison Break” star turned screenwriter Wentworth Miller (Stoker).

The Disappointment Room stars Beckinsale as a mother who moves with her husband and child into a country manor in an old Eastern seaboard town. In the attic, she meets the ghost of little girl who beckons her to open a locked room. It opens in theaters Sept. 9.

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2016
08.25

New ‘Blair Witch’ Trailer Is More Fun Than You Can Shake a Stick At!

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Lionsgate released today a new international trailer for The Blair Witch, a sequel to the groundbreaking granddaddy of found footage frighteners The Blair Witch Project. Helmed by Adam Wingard (You’re Next), the film is scaring up rave reviews and has original Blair Witch director Eduardo Sanchez’s thumbs up.

The Blair Witch follows James (James Allen McCune) and a group of his college friends into Maryland’s feared Black Hills Forest in search of his sister, Heather, who disappeared there in 1994 while shooting a documentary on the legend of the Blair Witch.

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2016
08.24

Alls Not Well w/ Samara in ‘Rings’ Trailer!

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Paramount Pictures released today a first trailer for its second full-length sequel to its horrifying 2002 blockbuster The Ring. The new film is titled Rings and is directed by Spanish filmmaker F. Javier Gutierrez (Before the Fall).

Rings shares the title of the 2005 Jonathan Liebesman (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) short film bridging The Ring and The Ring 2, both starring Naomi Watts. In the short, cults called Rings have emerged and challenge each other to watching the cursed videotape.

Gutierrez’s Rings stars Italian actress Matilda Lutz as a woman desperately trying to save her boyfriend after he gets caught up in “a dark subculture surrounding a mysterious videotape said to kill the watcher seven days after he has viewed it.”

If Rings draws inspiration from the short, we could have something really fun here. Regardless, it’s exciting to see Samara again! She comes for you Oct. 28.

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2016
08.24

Bada Bing Bada Boom: Li Bingbing Joins ‘Meg,’ Fan Bingbing Departs!

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As Warner Bros. hits rough waters with the departure of Fan Bingbing (X-Men: Days of Future Past) from its shark thriller Meg, Li Bingbing (Resident Evil: Retribution) provides the production with a lifeline, coming on board to star alongside Jason Statham and Jessica McNamee (Loved Ones).

Based on the 1997 Steve Alten novel “Meg: A Novel of Deep Terror,” the film follows a former Navy captain and deep sea diver (Statham) attempting to rescue scientists trapped deep in the Pacific’s Mariana Trench with a prehistoric 70-foot Megalodon shark.

Li Bingbing is coming off The Nest, the biggest budgeted Chinese and Australian co-production ever. She’s best known for playing Ada Wong in Resident Evil: Retribution and Transformers factory CEO and martial artist Su Yueming in Michael Bay’s Transformers: Age of Extinction.

2016
08.23

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“Ash vs Evil Dead” is now available on Blu-ray and DVD. The Starz original series serves as a love letter for fans of Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead films and as an introduction for newcomers to one of horror’s most beloved and buffoonish icons: Ashley J. Williams, the onetime Michigan State University student turned unlikely demon slayer, played with brilliant and enthused bravado by Bruce Campbell.

Picking up 30 years after Ash last defeated the Deadites, the show opens with the aging lothario wrestling a girdle around his belly, prepping to pick up barflies at the local watering hole. Aside from packing on the extra pounds, Ash remains the same cock-sure, non-repentant frat-boy he’s always been. The kind of guy that would read from the Book of the Dead to impress a potential conquest.

During a marijuana enhanced make-out session with a trailer park poet, he recites a passage from the Necronomicon and unleashes a new plague of demonic forces upon humanity. Ash has fought and survived demonic possession, self-mutilation, time travel, all kinds of ugly and unholy beasts, and the dismemberment of his girlfriend at his own hands, but he just can’t conquer common sense.

Thankfully, he’s got some help to save the world this go-around, namely his ValueShop department store co-workers, Pablo Simon Bolivar and Kelly Maxwell, and disgraced Michigan State Trooper Amanda Fisher. Pablo, endearingly played by Ray Santiago, is Ash’s loyal sidekick, a courageous and big-hearted soul who believes Ash is “El Jefe,” the man his shaman uncle prophesied would save humanity from evil.

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Kelly, played with sass and heart by Dana DeLorenzo, doesn’t hold Ash in such high regard. Dismembering her estranged mother during a family reunion doesn’t help matters either (she was a Deadite). But, it’s Ash and Pablo who not only rescue her from the mind demon, Eligos, but help her overcome the  much more personal demons that have plagued her young life.

One of the joys of “Ash vs. Evil Dead” is watching Ash show some heart. Sure, he remains selfish and crass, but he’s got friends he genuinely cares about and a unexpected love interest in Amanda, who initially believed Ash was responsible for the inexplicable event that forced her to kill her partner (yup, Deadite) in a frightening scene in the pilot episode hinting at the gory good times to come. Their relationship is fun, tumultuous, and in the end, regrettably, tragic.

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Together, this group of misfits head back to the cabin where Ash first faced off against the Evil Dead three decades ago for an outrageous and violent showdown that unbelievably tops the gang’s gleefully gruesome journey to get there. It’s impossible to watch this series and not smile. Thoughtfully crafted, each episode presents tributes to the original films while expanding the story of the world’s most reluctant hero.

“Ash vs. Evil Dead” is available as a two-disc set on Blu-ray and DVD and includes the featurettes “Inside the World of Ash,” “How to kill a Deadite,” and “Best of Ash.” All three present insightful looks at the making of the show, but are on the short side – a huge bummer for a show so extraordinarily produced. However, there is one bonus that saves the day: audio commentaries for all episodes, revealing some awesome insight from creators/producers Sam Raimi, Rob Tapert, Bruce Campbell and more.

2016
08.21

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Playboy Playmate Amanda Cerny stars in author Bret Easton Ellis’ (“American Psycho”) upcoming directorial debut series “The Deleted.” Set to premiere later this year on streaming service Fullscreen, the show centers on a group of escaped cult victims troubled by a sudden string of abductions in Los Angeles.

Cerny plays an active cult member on a mission to track down and bring back those who have fled her community. Ellis, who in addition to “American Psycho” wrote the acclaimed page-turners “Rules of Attraction,” “Less Than Zero,” and “The Informers,” is also handling writing duties for the show.

We have no idea what Fullscreen is and are a little bummed “The Deleted” isn’t on a bigger and more popular platform, but something tells us Cerny will be fun to watch and, of course, one can always count on Ellis to deliver some seriously enjoyable fucked up shit no matter how he chooses to do so.

Photo: Mat Abad/ High Snobiety

2016
08.20

Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights Go On Sale!

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Tickets are now on sale for Universal Studios’ Halloween Horror Nights. The hellish haunt features horror’s most terrifying monsters and sadistic killers in attractions designed by the genre’s most gruesome minds. It all comes alive Sept. 16 and runs selected nights through Nov. 5.

Halloween Horror Nights at Hollywood, CA gives rise to seven new mazes this year, including a head-spinning visit with The Exorcist, a not-so-jolly winterland stroll with Krampus – the real bad Santa – and a descent into madness with American Horror Story, featuring themes from its Murder House, Freakshow, and Hotel seasons.

Michael Myers is back in Halloween Comes to Haddonfield, a sequel to last year’s Michael Myers Comes Home, the highest rated maze in Halloween Horror Nights history, Leatherface reunites with family in Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Blood Brothers, and horror heroes Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees face-off in Freddy vs. Jason.

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The Walking Dead has always been frightening and intricate and this year’s promises to be its most intense yet as it is now a custom built year-round attraction designed with the input of the show’s creative team, including executive producer, director, and makeup effects guru Greg Nicotero. The maze draws inspiration from all seasons of The Walking Dead, providing memorable landscapes, props, and scares.

Get your tickets at the Halloween Horror Nights website (which also includes info on the Florida, Singapore, and Japan events) and check out our previous reviews here and here.

2016
08.16

Amy Adams Welcomes the ‘Arrival’ of Aliens!

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Paramount Pictures has released a full-length trailer for Arrival, a sci-fi drama helmed by acclaimed director Denis Villeneuve (Sicario, Prisoners) and starring Amy Adams (Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice), Jeremy Renner (The Avengers), and Forest Whitaker (Rogue One: A Star Wars Story).

Adams plays an expert linguist recruited by the U.S. government to communicate with an alien species that has arrived on earth in 12 giant, pebble-looking ships dubbed “Shells.” Her goal is to figure out what they want before governments around the world leaders decide to take military action.

The trailer looks sick and the story engaging. Let’s just keep fingers crossed it isn’t a yappy, preachfest. The Arrival touches down on theaters Nov. 11.

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