Demi Moore and Once Upon a Time In Hollywood stunner Margaret Qualley go nude in writer-director Coralie Fargeat’s The Substance, a followup to her feature debut Revenge, a ball-busting thriller included in Clatto’s prestigious list of The 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2017.
Moore plays an aging starlet fired from her workout show on her 50th birthday. She attempts to regain her youthful beauty with the help from a black market drug that will allow her to live in her present body and in that of her stroke-worthy younger self. The only catch is she has to take turns in each.
Trouble kicks in when Moore’s gilfy body grows jealous of her banging younger bod, which is has gotten her job back and is getting lots of attention.
Qualley, daughter of Andie MacDowell, best known for starring in HBO’s rapture drama “The Leftovers” and Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time In Hollywood as a hot Manson family cult member, plays the seasoned starlet’s younger body.
Moore and Qualley do full-frontal nudity throughout the film. In an interview with The LA Times, Moore said about the nudity, “I did admire how round Margaret’s ass was.”
Happy New Year! It’s time to look back at the movies that gave us chills and thrills that we feel bad about.
2023 found hot women chased by serial killers, possessed by demons, DPed and knocked up by God and the Devil, cloned, caught in terrible weather, and manipulated by AI.
Girls at the gym are hot. But, let’s face it, secretly recording them on your smartphone ain’t easy when you’re having a coronary on the treadmill.
Murdercise, a throwback to 80’s killer workout flicks, is all neon leggings, colorful leotards, leg warmers, bandeau tops, yoga stretches, and camel toes! It’s your Kathy Smith exercise video, Olivia Newton John’s “Physical,” Jamie Lee Curtis in Perfect spank bank revisited, but with nekid scream queens!
Set in the 80s, the movie follows a group of misfit babes attempting to shoot a workout video while being catty and battling a deranged killer! Eighties porn legend Ginger Lynn Allen is also along for the ride and drops her first nude scene in seven years!
09. DELIVER US
We’ve all heard the story about the immaculate conception. One day, Joseph came home from a hard day of carpentry to find out he’d been cuckold by his wife, Mary, and the Lord All Mighty. She got pregnant and he had to raise the kid or get afflicted with boils or worse.
Well, Joseph got off easy! Mary could have been tagged teamed by God and the devil! That’s what happens in Deliver Us to a hot Russian nun, played by Maria Vera Ratti, who delivers us some full frontal goodness.
Busty newcomer Jaune Kimmel nearly steals the show, however, when she flashes her glorious boobs. Why the deities didn’t pick those double d’s instead is a mystery.
08. FOG CITY
Every movie you have ever seen would be better if the women were all hot and wore obscenely short skirts, lingerie, or bikinis. For example, Silence of the Lambs, The Conjuring, and all Marvel movies would have been better with their female characters in obscenely provocative outfits.
The makers of Fog City understand. Hot women in ass-baring outfits are trapped in their Cape Cod vacation home when an orange fog is unleashed on the town, turning folks into rage-filled assholes.
The stroke-worthy cast includes “Days of Our Lives” regular Victoria Konefal and “Michael J. Fox Show” and “Joan of Arcadia” alumna Juliette Goglia. But Cody Kennedy in her cutoffs and nude scene steal the show.
07. EVIL DEAD RISE
Hot chicks are hot to their dying day…and then some. Necrophilia wouldn’t be a search term on Pornhub otherwise (made you look!). While the Deadites of the Evil Dead universe are brutally violent, scary, and downright mean, some of them lady demons are sexy!
The goo-goo ghoulish eyes, grey, rotting flesh, freakishly wide smiles work wonders for these demonic damsels. And, let’s face it, possessed poon beats bipolar poon in the sheets.
“Vikings” stunner Alyssa Sutherland stars as a hot, single milf raising three kids in a crappy L.A. apartment whose hot, recently knock-up, groupie sister (Lily Sullivan) shows up at the moment the family is attacked by Deadites.
06. FOE
Saoirse Ronan is more friend than Foe when she flashes her lovely ta-tas . in this slow burn sci-fi drama about a horny chick who bangs her husband’s clone while he’s stuck working in space for two years or something like that.
Ronan, best known to genre fans for The Lovely Bones, Hanna, and Byzantium, goes nude in three scenes. Repeated viewings may be necessary. Not because the scenes are particularly hardcore or anything, but because you might doze off waiting for them to pop up.
05. SUITABLE FLESH
When it comes to nudity, Heather Graham is far from hanging up her skates. Forever etched in our minds as Rollergirl in 1997’s Boogie Nights, she continues to show what the good Lord blessed her with in numerous movies, including this adaptation of the H.P. Lovecraft short story, “The Thing On the Doorstep.”
Graham, looking hot at 53, plays a shrink who misdiagnoses a man with dissociative identity disorder and ends up demon possessed when he bangs her out. GILFy Barbara Crampton is also along for the ride as her colleague.
04. M3GAN
Eight-year-old Cady is sent to live with her super-busy aunt when her parents are killed in a car accident. A roboticist for a cutting edge toy manufacturer, her aunt dumps her on a life-like, AI-powered doll she has designed to be a companion for unlovable kids and allow parental figures to tune them out guilt free.
Unfortunately, M3GAN is a killing machine. She’s also a sexy dancer and looks like the TikTok jail-bait you stroke to daily. Seriously, who would buy a doll like this for their kids? You don’t buy misfit girls a hot chick to be their companions. You buy them fat, ugly dolls that they can feel superior to!
Parents would never buy M3GAN. It would, however, be a huge bestseller among Japanese business men. But, let’s not feel bad about including this movie on Clatto’s list. It’s not as controversial as it may appear. When you can find a character as a Halloween/Cosplay costume for grown women, you know it was meant to be sexy.
03. INFINITY POOL
Rich degenerates discover they can be as naughty as they want to be by purchasing clones to suffer the consequences of their heinous actions. Imagine all the sick things you would do if you knew you couldn’t get in trouble. It’d be like living in California minus the high taxes.
“Dark Matter” and “Handmaid’s Tale” star Amanda Brugel shows some buns while Caroline Boulton (“Halo”), Anita Major, and renowned go-to nude thespian Mia Goth bring on the full frontal attack.
02. REBEL MOON – PART ONE: A CHILD OF FIRE (DIRECTOR’S CUT)
Zack Snyder does us a solid with the director’s cut of his ambitious Star Wars knockoff for Netflix, Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire. The film’s star and stunner Sofia Boutella, who first graced this list in 2019 for Climax, goes topless in a fairly generous love scene.
But, that’s not all! There are Priestesses stripped totally nude and branded with some sci-fiey hot iron, including Hollywood stunt woman Vaia Zaganas (“Yellowstone,” Birds of Prey), whose huge and gorgeous Zaganas get a glorious closeup.
And there’s more! Snyder must have wanted to show gratitude for all that “release the Snyder cut” love he got from fans for Justice League because both the Boutella and stripped Priestesses scenes happen 15-to-20 minutes into the 3.5 hour director’s cut.
01. KILL HER GOATS
Playmates and scream queens are hunted down in lovely Cape Cod by terrifying new Hollywood monster Goatface, played by Kane Hodder of Jason Voorhees fame. The movie is fun and charming with solid kills and practical effects and the babes look amazing in and out of their undies.
Kill Her Goats is the kind of movie where you’ll see a hot girl walk through a cemetery in the dark of night in nothing but her undies, a bootylicous victim has her sweats inadvertently pulled down while trying to escape Goatface, the camera is always below the girl’s ass when following her upstairs, boobs are in constant motion, and every girl’s skirt is impractically short…everything you wish would happen in real movies!
It’s enough to make you want to puke up your pea soup…a trilogy of new Exorcist films have been conjured up by Blumhouse with David Gordon Green directing. Green recently took a dump on Halloween when he made a trilogy of sequels to the John Carpenter classic.
To be fair, Green’s first Halloween movie was tight so there’s hope for The Exorcist: Believer which kicks off the new series and centers on two young girls consumed by demonic forces and the return of Chris MacNeil, mother of the original classic’s possessed 12-year-old daughter, Regan.
Ellen Burstyn reprises her role as MacNeil. Linda Blair, who played 12-year-old Regan in Friedkin’s original 1973 classic, provides a cameo.
The Exorcist: Believer releases in theaters Oct. 13 while its sequel The Exorcist: Deceiver is slated for April 18, 2025.
Full Moon Features has released a trailer for Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama 2, a sequel to its 1988 campy horror classic. Helmed by scream-queen and original Slimeball babe Brinke Stevens, the film finds the sorority in need of new recruits while the bowling alley unleashes the return of a familiar evil.
Sexy newcomers Audrey Neal (pictured), Hannah Tullett, and Glory Rodriguez provide plenty of gratuitous nudity.
Spyglass Media Group released this week its woke re-imagining of Clive Barker’s Hellraiser for Hulu. Helmed by David Bruckner (Night House), the film stars tranny actor Jamie Clayton (“The L Word”) as the prickly hell priest Pinhead, leader of the horrific Cenobite demons.
Hellraiser, based on Barker’s kink-fueled and nightmarish novella “The Hellbound Heart,” premiered on the big screen in 1987 and is the only film in the poplar but hit-and-miss franchise to be directed by the beloved British horror author.
Rings and Revenge stunner Matilda Lutz is set to star as Red Sonja in a new big screen adaptation of Dynamite Entertainment’s comic series about a hot, redheaded warrior queen with big, beautiful breasts in a skimpy chainmail bikini.
M.J. Basset (Soloman Kane) directs for Millennium Media. The film is currently in production and promises to be no worse than 1985’s adaptation starring Bridgette Nielson as Sonja.
The Italian stunner broke into American horror in 2017 with leading roles in Revenge, a rape/revenge thriller in which she avenges her vagina after it’s broken into by horny, homicidal creeps, and Rings, a second sequel to Gore Verbinski’s 2002 masterpiece, The Ring.
Hot actress Zoe Kravitz makes her directorial debut with Pussy Island, a thriller most likely not to live up to its provocative and sexy title. Penned by Kravitz, the film stars Naomi Ackie (Rise of the Skywalker) as an L.A. waitress who scores an invite to a tech mogul’s massive party on an island paradise and discovers horrible truths about the philanthropic businessman.
Could this be an Epstein inspired figure and island? We think so. Could it be a lighthearted romp about a teen prostitute who falls in love with a rich and debonair client while surrounded by hot jail bait pussy? Probably not. We’re guessing things get ugly and a lesson is learned. Oh, well. Here’s hoping Kravitz throws us some artistic full frontals.
With the devastating conclusion of her embarrassing Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard defamation trial, Heard may have torpedoed the “believe all women” movement and sunk her role as Aquaman babe in Warner Bros’ DC Extended Universe franchise.
Heard, now affectionately known as Amber Turd after courtroom testimony revealed she once rage-pooped on Depp’s bed, made her debut as Aquaman’s abusive wife, Mera, in the 2018 blockbuster Aquaman. She’s now been edited out of the film’s upcoming sequel, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom.
Screen Media has released Monstrous, a creature feature starring Christina Ricci as an abused wife and milf who escapes her asshole husband with her kid only to face off against a more terrifying monster.
Ricci’s impressive career includes a string of memorable frighteners and thrillers, including 90’s childhood classics The Adams Family and Casper, Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow, Wes Craven’s Cursed, sexy supernatural thriller After.Life, kink-fueled abduction drama Black Snake Moan, Lifetime’s “Lizzie Borden Chronicles,” and Monster, based on serial killer Aileen Wuornos and her lesbian lover.
She currently can be seen in Showtime’s insanely addicting mystery thriller “Yellowjackets.”
By Eddie Muertos on April 9th, 2022 at 2:06 pm
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Stunner Olivia Munn is joining “Tales of the Walking Dead,” a new anthology series featuring stand-alone stories rooted in “The Walking Dead” universe and built around old and new characters, set to premiere in summer on AMC and AMC+.
No details on Munn’s character other than she’s insanely hot and must survive the zombie apocalypse.
Munn is best known for her wild hosting shenanigans on defunct network G4’s “Attack of the Show,” HBO’s old-people drama “The Newsroom,” a glorious topless turn in male-stripper dramedy Magic Mike, playing big-boobed, ninja-assassin Psylocke in Marvel’s X-Men: Apocalypse, and destroying Shane Black’s awesome Predator reboot the weekend of its release by beating a dead horse with a rehashed #MeToo tale.
