XYZ has released a trailer for Shapeless, a body-horror thriller set around hot women’s fear of being fat. Kelly Murtagh, of the “Purge” TV series and Amazon Prime’s Bingo Hell, plays a New Orleans singer with an eating disorder that threatens her well being and that of others.
Samantha Aldana makes her directorial debut with Shapeless, which is co-written by Murtagh. Hot co-stars include Sherri Eakin (Santa Jaws), Jamie Neumann (“The Deuce”), Erika Ashley (Queen Sugar), and Tenea Intriago (“Castle Rock”). Look for it Feb. 10.
Sony has released a trailer for its upcoming movie adaptation of the Naughty Dog video game Uncharted, starring Tom Holland (Spiderman: Homecoming) as young Nathan Drake, Mark Wahlberg as his mentor Sully, and Sophia Ali (“Grey’s Anatomy”) as hot, apple-bottomed professional thief Chloe Frazer.
Bringing Uncharted to the big screen has been a challenge for Sony which saw many directors and writers come and go for years. While we, like most of the game’s fans, would have preferred a present day Drake with Nathan Fillion in the role, we’ll be okay if Chloe’s tush looks as good as in the games!
Warner Bros. has released a new trailer for its eagerly anticipated caped crusader reboot The Batman, starring Robert Pattinson (Twilight) as our dark knight. Matt Reeves (Let Me In, Cloverfield) is at the helm with Paul Dano (Prisoners) as Batman nemesis The Riddler, and stunner Zoe Kravitz as a hot and very slinky Catwoman.
Spyglass Media Group is onboard the Hollywood woke wagon with its decision to have horror icon Pinhead be female in its upcoming remake of Clive Barker’s Hellraiser for Hulu—well, sort of. Helmed by David Bruckner (Night House), the film stars tranny actor Jamie Clayton (“The L Word”) as the prickly Hell Priest, leader of the horrific Cenobite demons.
Seems like a missed opportunity to hire a real woman in the role and create a sexy, deviant Pinhead, but that’s the hell we live in today. Clayton is best known for her work on Showtime’s lesbian drama “The L Word: Generation Q,” Netflix Original series “Sense8,” and Fox’s “Designated Survivor.”
Cassandra Peterson, the actress known for playing beloved horror icon Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, reveals in her new memoir, “Yours Cruelly, Elvira,” that she has been romantically involved with a woman for the past 19 years.
Peterson, who is now 70, kept the relationship secret out of fear of losing her hordes of male fans. She’s also not sure she wants to be labeled.
I’m always asking myself, ‘Did you turn gay all of a sudden, after 50 years? Wow! What’s up with that? I don’t think I did, because I’m still mainly attracted to men.
I fell in love with a particular person who I had been friends with for many years. And then the relationship just got deeper, and then we’ve been together for 19 years and it’s fantastic.
I would be fine with saying I came out and I’m gay, but I don’t think I’m gay. I don’t know what the hell I am! … And even people have said, ‘Oh, you’re bi.’ And I said, ‘Well, I guess I am now! It wasn’t until I turned 50!’ I don’t know how to explain it, but it’s been great.”
Paramount+, the studio’s new streaming platform, has set an Oct. 29 premiere date for the exclusive release of its Paranormal Activity reboot, Next of Kin.
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin is the seventh in the franchise and is directed by William Eubank (Underwater) from a script by Christopher Landon, writer of all the Paranormal Activity sequels.
Emily Bader, who’s had roles on “Charmed” and horror indie Anonymous Killers, toplines the movie, which centers on a daughter’s cursed return to her Amish community.
Asian stunner Jessica Henwick, last seen giving Kristen Stewart a run for hottest underwear clad chick in the highly underrated sea monster thriller Underwater, costars alongside Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Ann Moss in Matrix Resurrections, a new sequel to the mind-blowing original trilogy that was thought completed in 2003.
From what we see in the trailer, Henwick, best known for her role as a Sand Snake on HBO’s “Game of Thrones,” plays a butchy, blue-haired femme fatal. She joins newcomers Neil Patrick Harris, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II (“Watchmen”), Jonathan Groff (“Mindhunter), and Indian babe Priyanka Chopra (“Quantico”).
Matrix Resurrections is once again helmed by Lana Wachowski for Warner Bros. and Village Roadshow. It arrives on HBO Max and virus-riddled theaters on Dec. 22.
Marvel Studios has released a final trailer for Eternals, a milfy new entry in its ever expanding superhero universe. Seasoned stunners Salma Hayek and Angelina Jolie are the main attractions.
Helmed by indie darling Chloe Zhao (The Rider), the film is an adaptation of Jack Kirby’s 1976 comic book series about good and bad, near-immortal beings, created by a superior alien race named the Celestials.
Hayek plays Ajak, the mother of all Eternals who flies and teleports. Jolie plays hot warrior Thena who also flies and has super strength and speed. Both have tremendous boobs.
In addition to these super milfs, the trailer reveals a hot Asian chick, monsters, some Superman-like dude with heat vision, and a convoluted story.
Netflix has set Sept. 10 as the premiere date for its original action thriller Kate, starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead as a poisoned assassin using her final hours to seek vengeance on the yakuza scum that killed her in Tokyo with the aid of a previous target’s cute daughter and pimped-out ride.
Kate is not even close to being horror, but the yakuza is scary and Winstead is too hot to ignore.
Winstead made her horror film debut in 2005’s The Ring 2 and has starred in a string of notable frighteners including Final Destination 3, Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof, underrated remakes Black Christmas and The Thing, and 10 Cloverfield Lane.
A new trailer has gone online for Venom: Let There Be Carnage, the eagerly awaited sequel to Sony Pictures’ big screen adaptation of the Marvel comic based on the popular alien symbiote and Spiderman villain—played in the 2018 film by Tom Hardy.
Helmed by capture actor-turned-director Andy Serkis (Mowgli: Legend
of the Jungle), Let There Be Carnage sees the return of Hardy as
disgraced investigative journalist and symbiote host Eddie Brock, aka
Venom, and stunner Michelle Williams as Brock’s ex-wife and sexy
symbiote, She-Venom.
New to the cast are Woody Harrelson as serial killer and Carnage host Kleetus and Bond girl Naomi Harris as Carnage’s love interest Shriek, and model-turned-aspiring-actress Amber Sienna as a hot party guest—here’s hoping we see more of her in the next trailer!
