2018
05.06

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Sony Pictures has set an Aug. 16, 2019 release date for the Ghosthouse reboot of the 2004 box office hit The Grudge. Nicolas Pesce (The Eyes of My Mother) directs from a script by Jeff Buhler (Midnight Meat Train) with shooting slated to begin this month.

The Grudge reboot stars Andrea Riseborough (Oblivion), Lin Shaye (Insidious), Demian Bichir (“The Bridge”), John Cho (“The Exorcist”), Jacki Weaver (Stoker), and busty stunner Betsy Gilpin (pictured), best known for playing foxy female wrestler Liberty Belle on the Netflix original series “GLOW.”

The original Grudge, a remake of Japanese director Takashi Shimizu’s 2002 ghost thriller Ju-On, starred Sarah Michelle Gellar (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) as an American nurse in Tokyo tormented by an evil birthed from rage.

2018
05.05

Buy, Stream, or Bury: ‘Winchester’

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My introduction to the Winchester Mystery House in San Jose, California came as an excited 20-year-old geek on a guided tour of the mansion and its strange and spooky rooms, once commissioned by the widowed heiress Sarah Winchester to appease the souls of those expired by her husband’s notorious creation: the Winchester rifle — “The Gun That Won the West.”

Built in 1884, construction on the Winchester mansion, according to lore, never seized until Sarah’s death in 1922 — topping at seven stories before being leveled to four by the San Francisco earthquake of 1906. The property is believed to be haunted to this day. With most of its corridors, stairways, and nooks leading to ceilings, walls, and falls — haunted or not, it’s genuinely creepy.

It’s also fascinating. Sarah Winchester was real and she built this place. Why would she do that? Was she nuts? Driven by the supernatural? Was it bad OCD?  I didn’t see ghost during my visit and the tour doesn’t allow guests to explore the house freely, but the experience was nonetheless unforgettable and left me curious for more.

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Helmed by the Spierig Brothers (Daybreakers, Jigsaw), Winchester is Lionsgate shot at the infamous ghost story — now available on DVD and Blu-ray. I could not have been more excited to see it.

Academy Award-winner Helen Mirren stars as the widow Sarah Winchester, dignified in her dread and formidable despite her emotional and physical frailty. Jason Clarke plays Eric Price, a drug-addled San Francisco shrink hired by the board of the Winchester Repeating Arms Co. to assess and declare Sarah bonkers so to repeal her stake in the company.

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The task appears to be an easy payday for Price (he can be bought for a price!), who seems to be losing a fight with demons of his own: drugs and depression. He feels he’s a fraud and a failure. Having experienced tremendous loss and blaming himself for it, he’s empathetic to the old woman’s sorrow and guilt, but dismissive of her ghost stories — despite the strange goings-on he soon begins to witness while at the mansion, including a somnambulant Sarah feverishly scribbling plans for new rooms in the seance quarters of the home.

The hundreds of rooms, Sarah explains, are designed to give the spirits closure and are demolished once they move on. Malevolent souls are imprisoned in their rooms with 13 nails (Sarah was said to be fixated on the number 13, i.e. stairways had 13 steps, chandeliers 13 arms, etc). The widow fears the angry ghosts are getting stronger and worries for the remaining family in her care, including her great nephew, who has proven vulnerable to a new evil. She knows Price briefly died after being shot by a Winchester rifle — a tragic event that haunts him still — and is eager to gain any insight the experience may have given him into the realm of dead.

“Instruments of death have a powerful connection to the after-world,” Sarah says, alluding to the refurbished bullet Price carries with him in his pocket — a memento of a loss worse than life and a foreshadowing to the twist that will help the widow face the sinister spirit seizing her family in retribution for his death and that of his brothers — victims on the wrong side of the American Civil War.

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Mirren is a delight to watch as Sarah Winchester, especially when going toe-to-toe with Clarke during Sarah’s initial assessment meetings. Clarke as Price is tragically affable, conveying his grief and uneasiness around the widow’s superstitions; his annoyance at her attempt to make him an ally, unaware of what she knows about his heartbreaking past. These are the most enjoyable scenes in the movie and set the stage for some high-brow horror.

Unfortunately, Winchester is a film that feels like it wants to take its time, but is also in a hurry to get to the next jump scare — they plague the film from its very start up until we meet Casper the Confederate ghost. The Winchester mansion, and its potentially terrifying labyrinth of lamenting souls and dead ends, is regrettably regulated to window dressing for just another possession flick. In short, Winchester is what you’d expect from a second or third sequel in franchise that’s gone straight-to-video — somewhat enjoyable with adjusted expectations.

Noteworthy on Winchester DVD and Blu-ray formats is the bonus featurette, “Driven by the Spirits: The Making of Winchester.” It provides interesting tidbits on Sarah Winchester and the mansion’s architecture — set design was pretty remarkable. It also includes interviews with Mirren, Clarke, and the Spierig Brothers — who discuss their approach to the film, cluing us in to why things may have turned out as they did.

Clatto says: Stream it.

2018
04.29

Matilda Lutz Avenges Her Vagina In ‘Revenge’

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Italian actress Matilda Lutz (Rings) plays a hot, young mistress raped by her sugar-daddy’s asshole friends during a hunting trip in Revenge. Scrotum splatter follows as Lutz avenges her vagina after being left for dead in the desert by the aforementioned sphincters.

Horror fans will recognize Lutz as the lead in last year’s Rings, a second sequel to Gore Verbinski’s 2002 masterpiece, The Ring. Revenge made Clatto’s list of The 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2017. It arrives in theaters and on demand May 11.

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2018
04.26

‘Venom’ Looks Fake, Right?

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Sony Pictures has released a new trailer for Venom, its much ballyhooed adaptation of the Marvel comic based on the popular Spiderman villain. Tom Hardy plays the creepy-crawly, a disgraced journalist empowered and consumed by an alien symbiote defeated and discarded by the beloved web-slinger.

The first trailer was met with a ridiculous amount of outcry for its failure to reveal the Venom character, but now we know the studio was right to conceal it … Venom looks awfully fake! Here’s hoping the CGI is incomplete on one of the few comic book heavies to actually look cool.

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2018
04.21

Wishing Olga Kurylenko Would Share a ‘Room’ w/ Us!

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If you were stuck in a mysterious room with Ukrainian stunner Olga Kurylenko and any wish you made came true so long as you stayed inside the house, what would you wish for? If you said anal, then The Room is sure to disappoint.

Kurylenko plays wife to a struggling comic-book artist who has grown disillusioned with her own career. They leave their life in New York for an old home in upstate New Hampshire and discover it has a secret room capable of granting them their wishes within its walls. They ask it for … a child – her idea we’re sure!

Kurylenko is best known for her roles as Tom Cruise’s wife in Oblivion and revenge-seeking Bond girl Camille Montes in Quantum of Solace. The Ukrainian stunner can also be seen in Neil Marshall’s Centurion and the big-screen video game adaptations Hitman and Max Payne.

2018
04.19

Get Lost In ‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’

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Universal Pictures has released the final trailer for Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom. Helmed by Orphanage and The Impossible director J.A. Bayona, the new sequel is penned by demoted Jurassic World director Colin Trevorrow and new Hollywood hotshot Derek Connolly (Star Wars IX).

Fallen Kingdom finds Chris Pratt leading a mission to save his pet raptor from the island housing the now abandoned Jurassic World theme park, on the brink of destruction from its active volcano. Shit happens and the dinosaurs find themselves on the mainland wreaking havoc.

The film’s plot has been criticized for being derivative of 1997’s Jurassic Park: The Lost World by party poopers eager to kill any joy one might feel from watching a new Jurassic film. But, it looks awesome and thrilling despite having Pratt have a pet raptor again, which is lame, but not Jeff Goldblum-Gymkata-daughter lame.

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2018
04.14

Natalia Reyes Will Get a Rise Out of All of Us in ‘Terminator’ Reboot!

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Colombian actress Natalia Reyes (Pickpockets) is set to star as the female lead in producer James Cameron and director Tim Miller’s (Deadpool) Terminator reboot. Reyes will play Dani, a woman from a working barrio in Mexico City caught in the battle between humans and machines.

Reyes is best known for her work on the Latin soap “Lady, La Vendedora de Rosas” and Hannibal Rising director Peter Webber’s Netflix original film, Pickpockets.

Reyes joins a cast that includes Gabriel Luna (“Matador”) as the new Terminator, Diego Boneta (“Scream Queens”) as her brother, Mackenzie Davis (Blade Runner 2049) as a soldier assassin, and returning players Linda Hamilton as Sarah Conner and Arnold Schwarzenneger as our beloved T-800.

2018
04.12

You’re Gonna Need An Even Bigger Boat: The Meg!

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Warner Bros. has released a trailer for its shark thriller Meg. Based on the 1997 Steve Alten novel “Meg: A Novel of Deep Terror,” the film stars Jason Statham as a former Navy captain and deep sea diver attempting to rescue scientists trapped deep in the Pacific’s Mariana Trench by a 70-foot Megalodon shark.

Meg is helmed by Jon Turteltaub (National Treasure) and co-stars Li Bing-Bing (Resident Evil: Retribution), Cliff Curtis (“Fear the Walking Dead”), Rainn Wilson (“The Office”), Masi Oka (“Heroes”), Ruby Rose (John Wick 2), and Jessica McNamee (“Sirens”).

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2018
04.09

We Got a Good Feeling About ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’

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Disney has released a new trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story and, despite party poopers insisting we don’t need a young Han Solo movie, we couldn’t be more excited! Ron Howard helms the standalone with Alden Ehrenreich playing the beloved smuggler-turned-hero and Donald Glover as gambler Lando Calrissian.

The trailer gives us a glimpse of Woody Harrelson as Han’s mentor, Emilia Clarke as the hottie with ties to the criminal underworld, Paul Bettany as the baddie, and, of course, Chewbacca – whose age is revealed and who, apparently, had a lady wookie in his life!

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2018
04.08

Revenge Gets An ‘Upgrade’

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Leigh Whannell, the mind behind SAW and Insidious, returns with the sci-fi vengeance thriller Upgrade, starring Logan Marshall-Green (The Invitation) as Grey Trace – a man left paralyzed by the hooligans who murder his wife during a mugging.

Revenge becomes an option for Grey when a billionaire inventor presents him with STEM, an AI implant chip not only capable of restoring his physical attributes, but upgrading them to unstoppable killing machine status.

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