Universal Pictures has released the first official trailer for the Blumhouse reboot of John Carpenter’s Halloween. David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express) is at the helm and co-writes with longtime collaborator and actor Danny McBride (”Eastbound & Down”).
Halloween creator John Carpenter is an executive producer on the film and Jamie Lee Curtis reprises her role as iconic final girl Laurie Strode. Judy Greer (War for the Planet of the Apes) plays Strode’s daughter, Karen, and Andi Matichak (”666 Park Avenue”) is her hot granddaughter, Allyson.
The new film is set 40 years after the events of the original and finds Michael Myers escaping the asylum and returning to the small town where he massacred Strode’s friends on Halloween night. This time, however, she’s ready and waiting!
Ouija House tells the story of a graduate student who lures friends to a mysterious house with a paranormal past to help her complete research for a book she hopes will help her downtrodden mom. Things soon start to go bump in the night when the ole ouija board is put into play.
Directed by Sharknado cinematographer Ben Demaree, Ouija House stars Mischa Barton (”The O.C.”) as the hot grad student and Tara Reid (Sharknado) as her hot mom in flashbacks. It releases on DVD and digital Sept. 4.
Twentieth Century Fox will release on Sept. 14 The Predator, a reboot of the popular franchise first introduced in 1987 as an Arnold Schwarzenegger sci-fi actioner. Shane Black (Iron Man 3) directs from a script he co-wrote with Monster Squad writer/director Fred Dekker.
This time out, the Predators are inadvertently brought to earth by an autistic kid’s stupid goof and must be stopped by a group of ex-military soldiers and a hot science teacher, played by Olivia Munn — finally getting more screen time on the final trailer.
We also get a peek at Yvonne Strahovski — sadly she’s Corky’s mom and not Munn’s sultry lesbian lover 🙁 The Predator arrives in theaters Sept. 14.
Amazon Studios has release a trailer for Suspiria, a remake of Dario Argento’s 1977 classic by director Luca Guadagnino (Call Me by Your Name) and writer David Kajganich (The Invasion), starring Dakota Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Tilda Swinton, and Jessica Harper, who topped the original.
Johnson takes the lead in the remake as Suzy Bannion, an American ballet dancer caught in a grisly murder spree at a prestigious European dance academy, serving as a cover for something supernatural and sinister.
Critics are already jizzing their tights over this remake because it promises to be long and weird and make very little sense, but there will be gore and nudity and creepy imagery to keep the rest of us interested. Radiohead’s Thom Yorke provides music too (fingers crossed we hear “Creep.” Play “Creep,” you butt pimple!).
A new trailer has gone online for Skyline’s supernatural thriller The Toybox, starring Denise Richards (Wild Things) as a hot MILF tormented by an evil force while on a cross-country trip with her family and the mysterious sexy stranger they pick up along the way, played by Mischa Barton (”The O.C.”).
Richards, whose breakthrough came with 1997’s Starship Troopers and the following year’s epic who-done-it erotic thriller Wild Things, makes her return to horror with The Toybox. She hasn’t starred in the genre since 2001’s Valentine and 2003’s Scary Movie 3.
Madeline Brewer (“Handmaid’s Tale”) plays a webcam girl who wakes to find a doppelgänger has taken over her show and online persona in Blumhouse’s CAM. Rather than taking that as a sign to reconnect with her family and get a real job, she attempts to solve the mystery and get back to whoring.
Official synopsis reads:
Alice, an ambitious camgirl, who wakes up one day to discover she’s been replaced on her show with an exact replica of herself. As this copy begins to push the boundaries of Alice’s internet identity, the control that Alice has over her life, and the men in it, vanishes. While she struggles to regain what she’s lost, she slowly finds herself drawn back to her show and to the mysterious person who has taken her place.
Ambitious in the porn world usually means double-anal or a willingness to fuck black people. Not exactly sure what it means in the cam world, but we do know the film includes topless scenes from Brewer and co-star Zainne Saleh (“The Night Shift”) and has plenty of girl-girl aaction — so save your tokens for another day!
CAM is helmed by newcomer and probable online perv Daniel Goldhaber from a script by former webcam performer Isa Mazzei. The film is set to premiere on Netflix.
Syfy has released a trailer for the final installment in their successful Sharknado franchise, The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time. Ian Ziering (“Beverly Hills 90210”) fronts the series, but it has always served as our yearly look at party actress Tara Reid (American Pie) — who remains nostalgically doable.
This time out, our heroes find themselves traveling through time in an attempt to stop the very first Sharknado from happening, all the while encountering cowboys, knights, and dinosaurs! The fun premieres Sunday, Aug. 19.
Remember the topless models in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” music video? Elle Evans was one of them and is now set to co-star in a supernatural thriller with another famous dude’s kid — Lou Ferrigno Jr! Titled Muse, the film stars Evans as a mythical Celtic creature who seduces and inspires a struggling young painter.
Ferrigno Jr. plays Adam, the fledgling artist, who thinks he’s just scored a super-hot groupie to blow him repeatedly, pay the rent, and make him eggs. Unfortunately, the Muse proves to be a little clingy and overprotective, killing off those who threaten him with violence and those who threaten to keep him from her.
Evans made her feature film debut in the 2015 horror-comedy Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse as Amber the zombie stripper and would go on to co-star in 2016’s The Love Witch.
Cinetel Films has set a Sept. 4 DVD release date for Truth or Dare, a supernatural thriller based on the popular party game. Cassie Scerbo (Sharknado) plays one of a group of eight college friends looking to enhance their Halloween experience at a haunted rental said to have been the doom of seven teenagers.
Shit gets crazy when a game of truth of dare fails to deliver naked boobs and frivolous make-out sessions and instead brings hurt feelings and gruesome deaths! The film is directed by Nick Simon (Girl in the Photographs) and features a cameo from Nightmare on Elm Street star Heather Langenkamp.
Posted above is a newly released image from Amazon Studios’ remake of Dario Argento’s Suspiria, helmed by director Luca Guadagnino (Call Me By Your Name) and written by David Kajganich (The Invasion), starring Dakota Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Tilda Swinton, and Jessica Harper, who topped the original.
Johnson takes the lead in the remake as Suzy Bannion, an American ballet dancer caught in a grisly murder spree at a prestigious European dance academy, serving as a cover for something supernatural and sinister.
The image finds Johnson at the forefront of her new dance troupe, all decked out in unattractive nude-colored granny-panties and fringed, blood-red, flowing garments most likely meant to symbolize menstruation because it’s just that type of movie (explains the granny-panties too!).
