2018
12.27

Things Get Hairy for the Hot Chicks in ‘Braid’

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Braid tells the twisted tale of two hot female criminals who plot to rob a fortune from their equally hot mentally ill friend. To do so, they must agree to play their pyscho friend’s gruesome, possibly deadly, games.

The film marks director Mitzi Peirone’s feature debut and stars Madeline Brewer (CAM), Imogen Waterhouse (Nocturnal Animals), and Sarah Hay (“I’m Dying Up Here”). Blue Fox Entertainment has released a trailer and it’s devilishly stylish and demented. Arrives in selected theaters and VOD on Feb. 1.

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2018
12.27

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Chloe Grace Moretz (Kickass) stars alongside Isabelle Huppert (Elle) in director Neil Jordan’s (Interview with the Vampire) cougar/cub nightmare Greta. Moretz plays a pretty New York City transplant who quickly befriends Huppert when she returns her handbag after finding it on the subway, unaware the manipulative milf has an array of bags she leaves around town to bait hot young things.

If this pairing is anywhere near as scorching as Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore in Atom Egoyan’s hyper-eroticized Chloe (about a wife who starts clam-smacking her husband’s young mistress), Greta is destined to be a must-see. Stunner Maika Monroe (Independence Day: Resurgence) co-stars in the film—out in theaters March 1.

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2018
12.26

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Nickelodeon star Brec Bassinger is all growns up and looking to make a splash on the big screen in Johannes Roberts’ 47 Meters Down: Uncaged, a sequel to the his surprise hit 47 Meters Down, starring Mandy Moore and Claire Holt as sisters abandoned at the bottom of the sea in a shark cage.

Uncaged follows four teens as they’re hunted by deadly man-eaters while exploring undersea ruins and caves. Bassinger plays the hot and entitled mean girl of the bunch. The film is currently shooting in the Dominican Republic and is slated for release June 28.

Bassinger, best known for her Nickelodeon series “Bella and the Bulldogs” and “The Haunted Hathaways,” makes her horror film debut with the film. She will next be seen as Stargirl in the upcoming DC Universe television series.

2018
12.26

Bounty Hunter Droid IG-88 Confirmed for Disney+ ‘The Mandalorian’

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New Star Wars series “The Mandalorian” is written and produced by Jon Favreau (Iron Man 3) for Disney+ and follows the adventures of a Mandalorian gunfighter in the outer reaches of the galaxy after the fall of the Empire and before the rise of the First Order.

If that isn’t exciting enough, Favreau has confirmed that Empire Strikes Back bounty hunter droid IG-88 will be a part of the show (posted above is a first-look image from the set).

“The Mandalorian” will feature a variety of notable directors, including Taika Waititi (Thor: Rangarok), Rick Famuyiwa (Dope), Deborah Chow (”Better Call Saul”), Jurassic World star Bryce Dallas Howard, and Dave Filoni (”Star Wars: The Clone Wars”), who helms the pilot.

2018
12.25

Evil Is In ‘Us’

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Universal released today its first official trailer for Jordan Peele’s Us, the eagerly anticipated followup to his Oscar-winning directorial debut Get Out. The film pits a family of four against monstrous doppelgängers during a home invasion of their beachside home in Northern California.

The family’s doubles are called the Tethered and the film, according to Peele, plays as a metaphor for people being their own worst enemies. Trailer is chockful of creepy imagery, running with scissors, and tears. In theaters March 15.

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2018
12.25

Will You Watch a ‘Hellboy’ Not Helmed by Guillermo del Toro?

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After stumbling with Pacific Rim and Crimson Peak, Guillermo del Toro’s tuby ass was booted to the curb by Summit Entertainment when it decided to reboot the Hellboy franchise, crushing del Toro’s hopes of completing his Hellboy trilogy — which includes the 2004 original and its 2008 sequel The Golden Army.

Regrettably for Summit, del Toro would go on to win a shitload of Oscars for 2017’s Shape of Water, making him once again a hot commodity. Embittered fan boys now watch, ready to pounce, as director Neil Marshall (The Descent) brings his vision of the saracastic half-demon hero to the big screen.

David Harbour (“Stranger Things”) takes on the role of Hellboy from Ron Pearlman and co-stars with Ian McShane (John Wick), Daniel Dae Kim (“LOST”), Thomas Hayden Church (“Wings”), and stunners Penelope Mitchell (“Vampire Diaries”) and Milla Jovovich. The film is rated R, which is all we need to be on board — that and those awesome horns!

In theaters April 12.

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2018
12.25

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We can’t really tell if Rebecca Ferguson is in the first trailer for Sony Pictures’ Men In Black reboot, but she’s a co-star and that’s exciting news for those of us who watch movies with a hand down our pants. No idea what role she plays, but the Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation/Fallout stunner is a welcomed addition to the franchise.

Titled Men In Black: International, the new film stars Chris “let’s give him another chance to prove he can play more than Thor successfully” Hemsworth and Tessa “jeez, she was just okay in ‘Westworld'” Thompson as Agents H and M, respectively, attempting to uncover a mole in the MIB organization while battling crazed and colorful alien folk.

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2018
12.25

Shh! AMC Spotlights Alpha In ‘Walking Dead’ Season 9B Teaser!

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AMC has released a teaser for the second half of its ninth season of “The Walking Dead,” spotlightling Samantha Morton as Alpha, leader of The Whisperers — dead skin mask-wearing assholes who killed Jesus and apparently viewed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre one too many times before the apocalypse.

“The Walking Dead” returns on Feb. 10.

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2018
12.17

‘St. Agatha’ Is Full of Bad Habits!

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Every Catholic school survivor knows you don’t fuck with nuns. Sabrina Kern learns this the hard way in St. Agatha, a new nunsploitation thriller from SAW 2 & 3 director Darren Lynn Bousman. Set in 1950’s Georgia, Kern plays a pregnant fugitive of the law seeking shelter at a creepy convent.

Carolyn Hennesy (“Dawson’s Creek”) plays the mother of mother superiors and is out to make Kern regret the day she stepped inside her hallowed halls. Uncork’d releases the film in selected theaters and VOD Feb. 8.

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2018
12.10

‘Godzilla: King of the Monsters’ Is Gonna Rule!

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Warner Bros. and Legendary released today a new trailer for for Michael Dougherty’s (Trick ‘r Treat) Godzilla: King of the Monsters, a sequel to the 2014 blockbuster originally helmed by Gareth Edwards (Monsters) and the third entry in a shared universe that includes last year’s Kong: Skull Island.

Arriving in theaters May 31, the film pits Godzilla against giant insect Mothra, winged beast Rodan, three-headed flying dragon King Ghidorah, and “Stranger Things” monster killer Eleven! Okay, we don’t know what Millie Bobby Brown will do in the movie, but you can’t help but want her to unleash some telekinetic wup-ass.

Also in mankind’s corner are milfy Vera Farmiga (”Bates Motel”), Sally Hawkins (Shape of Water), Ken Watanabe (Inception), O’Shea Jackson Jr. (Ingrid Goes West) and Charles Dance (”Game of Thrones”).

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