2018
12.25

Evil Is In ‘Us’

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Universal released today its first official trailer for Jordan Peele’s Us, the eagerly anticipated followup to his Oscar-winning directorial debut Get Out. The film pits a family of four against monstrous doppelgängers during a home invasion of their beachside home in Northern California.

The family’s doubles are called the Tethered and the film, according to Peele, plays as a metaphor for people being their own worst enemies. Trailer is chockful of creepy imagery, running with scissors, and tears. In theaters March 15.

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2018
12.25

Will You Watch a ‘Hellboy’ Not Helmed by Guillermo del Toro?

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After stumbling with Pacific Rim and Crimson Peak, Guillermo del Toro’s tuby ass was booted to the curb by Summit Entertainment when it decided to reboot the Hellboy franchise, crushing del Toro’s hopes of completing his Hellboy trilogy — which includes the 2004 original and its 2008 sequel The Golden Army.

Regrettably for Summit, del Toro would go on to win a shitload of Oscars for 2017’s Shape of Water, making him once again a hot commodity. Embittered fan boys now watch, ready to pounce, as director Neil Marshall (The Descent) brings his vision of the saracastic half-demon hero to the big screen.

David Harbour (“Stranger Things”) takes on the role of Hellboy from Ron Pearlman and co-stars with Ian McShane (John Wick), Daniel Dae Kim (“LOST”), Thomas Hayden Church (“Wings”), and stunners Penelope Mitchell (“Vampire Diaries”) and Milla Jovovich. The film is rated R, which is all we need to be on board — that and those awesome horns!

In theaters April 12.

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2018
12.25

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We can’t really tell if Rebecca Ferguson is in the first trailer for Sony Pictures’ Men In Black reboot, but she’s a co-star and that’s exciting news for those of us who watch movies with a hand down our pants. No idea what role she plays, but the Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation/Fallout stunner is a welcomed addition to the franchise.

Titled Men In Black: International, the new film stars Chris “let’s give him another chance to prove he can play more than Thor successfully” Hemsworth and Tessa “jeez, she was just okay in ‘Westworld'” Thompson as Agents H and M, respectively, attempting to uncover a mole in the MIB organization while battling crazed and colorful alien folk.

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2018
12.25

Shh! AMC Spotlights Alpha In ‘Walking Dead’ Season 9B Teaser!

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AMC has released a teaser for the second half of its ninth season of “The Walking Dead,” spotlightling Samantha Morton as Alpha, leader of The Whisperers — dead skin mask-wearing assholes who killed Jesus and apparently viewed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre one too many times before the apocalypse.

“The Walking Dead” returns on Feb. 10.

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2018
12.17

‘St. Agatha’ Is Full of Bad Habits!

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Every Catholic school survivor knows you don’t fuck with nuns. Sabrina Kern learns this the hard way in St. Agatha, a new nunsploitation thriller from SAW 2 & 3 director Darren Lynn Bousman. Set in 1950’s Georgia, Kern plays a pregnant fugitive of the law seeking shelter at a creepy convent.

Carolyn Hennesy (“Dawson’s Creek”) plays the mother of mother superiors and is out to make Kern regret the day she stepped inside her hallowed halls. Uncork’d releases the film in selected theaters and VOD Feb. 8.

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2018
12.10

‘Godzilla: King of the Monsters’ Is Gonna Rule!

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Warner Bros. and Legendary released today a new trailer for for Michael Dougherty’s (Trick ‘r Treat) Godzilla: King of the Monsters, a sequel to the 2014 blockbuster originally helmed by Gareth Edwards (Monsters) and the third entry in a shared universe that includes last year’s Kong: Skull Island.

Arriving in theaters May 31, the film pits Godzilla against giant insect Mothra, winged beast Rodan, three-headed flying dragon King Ghidorah, and “Stranger Things” monster killer Eleven! Okay, we don’t know what Millie Bobby Brown will do in the movie, but you can’t help but want her to unleash some telekinetic wup-ass.

Also in mankind’s corner are milfy Vera Farmiga (”Bates Motel”), Sally Hawkins (Shape of Water), Ken Watanabe (Inception), O’Shea Jackson Jr. (Ingrid Goes West) and Charles Dance (”Game of Thrones”).

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2018
12.10

‘Dead Ant’ Ready to Rock in January!

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Cinedigm has set a Jan. 25 VOD and limited theatrical release date for Dead Ant, a horror-comedy from writer-director Ron Carlson about an aging hair-metal band battling giant ants while on the road to a big music festival in the hopes of pulling off the comeback performance of a lifetime.

Dead Ant stars Tom Arnold (True Lies), Jake Busey (”From Dusk Till Dawn”), Rhys Coiro (“Entourage”), Sean Astin (Lord of the Rings), Leosha Hailey (”L-Word”), Cameron Richardson (Open Water 2: Adrift), Cortney Palm (Zombeavers), Joi Liaye (Prom Ride), and stunner Sydney Sweeney (“Handmaid’s Tale”).

The film held its world premiere at Sceamfest 2017. Read our review (spoiler alert: it rocks hard!) here.

2018
12.09

Elizabeth Banks Is a MILF w/ a Very Bad Super Baby in James Gunn’s ‘Brightburn’

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Sony Pictures has released a trailer for Brightburn, a dark super villain origins tale from producer and beloved Hollywood degenerate James Gunn (Guardians of the Galaxy) and director David Yarovesky (The Hive). It is slated for release May 24, 2019.

Stunner Elizabeth Banks (Hunger Games) and David Denman (“The Office”) topline the film as a rural couple who find an abandoned alien baby who doesn’t grow up to become Superman but an evil bastard with tremendous super powers.

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2018
12.07

Lucy Hale Heads to ‘Fantasy Island’

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Petite stunner Lucy Hale is set to star in the Blumhouse big screen adaptation of ABC’s classic late-70s/early-80s iconic series Fantasy Island. Slated for release Feb. 28, 2020, the film is helmed by Jeff Wadlow (Kick-Ass 2) from a script he wrote with Jillian Jacobs (Truth or Dare) and Christopher Roach (Truth or Dare).

“Fantasy Island” centered on a magical island where visitors are granted their wildest wishes often to devastating results. Hale will play a guest to the island who is eager to have her fantasy fulfilled. She co-stars with Michael Pena (“Narcos: Mexico”), who plays the iconic Mr. Roarke – made famous by Ricardo Montalban.

Hale, best known for her role on teen soap “Pretty Little Liars,” is coming off the modest Blumhouse hit Truth Or Dare. She also co-starred in Wes Craven’s Scream IV.

2018
11.30

‘Happy Death Day 2U’…We Got You a Trailer!

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A first trailer has gone online for Blumhouse and Universal Pictures‘ Happy Death Day 2U, a sequel to its hit doom-loop thriller about a college student reliving the day of her murder and attempting to identify the masked killer responsible.

Setto release Feb. 2019, Happy Death Day 2U will reveal the mystery behind the time loop while delving into time travel. Christopher Landon returns to helm with star Jessica Rothe reprising her role. New faces include Suraj Sharma (Life of PI) as a science geek and coder and Sarah Yarkin (”American Horror Story”) as his tomboy, nerdy cohort.

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