Yvonne Strahovski (“The Handmaid’s Tale”) and Noomi Rapace (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) are hot milfs caught in a sexy cat fight in Lionsgate’s new psycho-bitch thriller Angel of Mine, releasing in theaters and VOD on Aug. 30.
Strahovski plays an insanely hot mom whose kid becomes an unhealthy obsession for hot mom Rapace, who lost her daughter in an accident and has come to belive Strahovski’s child is hers back from the dead. A lot of fucked up stuff happens throughout before ending in what we hope is an oily, if not nude, milf fight!
Eiza Gonzalez, the Mexican stunner who courageously stepped into Salma Hayek’s stilettos to play Satanico Pandemonium in Robert Rodriguez’s small screen adaptation of his 1996 vampire crime thriller From Dusk Till Dawn, co-stars in the sci-fi, fantasy drama Paradise Hills.
Paradise Hills is a wonderful facility where rich and prestigious families send their less than perfect daughters to resolve their physical and emotional shortcomings through diet, exercise, vocal lessons, gymnastics, beauty regiments, and etiquette.
Gonzalez plays Amarna, a gorgeous Latin pop star who befriends new arrival Emma Roberts and a group of losers, including Awkwafina (Crazy Rich Asians) and Danielle MacDonald (Dumplin’). Milla Jovovich also stars as the hot chick in charge at Paradise Hills.
Long before it was popular to hate on white people, rocker-turned-director Rob Zombie was introducing some of the most vile and scariest looking rednecks ever seen this side of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre’s Sawyer fam.
None of Zombie’s many hicks are more heinous than Baby Firefly (Sheri Moon Zombie), Otis Driftwood (Bill Moseley), and Captain Spaulding(Sid Haig)—the Firefly family of serial killersfirst seen in House of a 1000 Corpses and its sequel The Devil’s Rejects.
The murderous clan of crackers returns Sept. 16 in Three From Hell.
Alexandra Daddario stars in Night Hunter, a long gestating serial killer drama co-starring Henry Cavill (Mission Impossible: Fallout), Ben Kingsley (Gandhi), Nathan Fillion (“Firefly”), and fellow stunner Minka Kelly (The Roommate).
Night Hunter finds a police force and a local vigilante caught up in the arrest of a man accused of abducting and murdering numerous women. Daddario plays a homicide detective with big boobs who believes the culprit has multiple personalities—one of which could help reveal answers about missing victims.
Radha Mitchell (Silent Hill) stars alongside fright icon Lin Shaye (Insidious) in DreamKetchup DreamKatcher, a supernatural thriller about a young boy tormented by visions of his dead mother and the hot milf therapist attempting to snap him out of it while on a road trip with his dad to the woods.
Mitchell plays the sexy shrink, who is left alone with the troubled brat when her boyfriend/his father, played by Henry Thomas (E.T.), must return to the city. Shaye is the mysterious, old kook the hot therapist and boy encounter out in the woods.
In addition to the awesome Silent Hill franchise, Mitchell has starred in a string of notable thrillers, including sci-fi actioners Pitch Black and Surrogates, serial killer dramas Frozen Ground and Evidence, killer croc creature-feature Rogue, and 2010’s remake of George Romero’s classic viral outbreak thriller The Crazies.
Teri Hatcher (”Desperate Housewives”) makes her horror debut in Madness in the Method, a meta horror-comedy from Clerks actor-turned-director Jason Mewes. Hatcher co-stars alongside Mewes, Kevin Smith, Danny Trejo (Machete), Gina Carano (Deadpool), and “Lois & Clark” co-star Dean Cain.
Madness in the Method finds Mewes attempting to break free from his Hollywood image to become a serious actor by retrieving a mysterious acting manual that holds great danger for the young thespian and all those around him. In selected theaters and VOD Aug. 2.
After making her horror debut in last year’s anthology series Nightmare Cinema, Cuban stunner Mariela Garriga is back in the Blumhouse thriller Bloodline. She stars alongside Seann William Scott (American Pie) as his hot wife, Lauren.
Lauren appears to have the perfect marriage. She has a lovely newborn and a husband who is dedicated to keeping them safe and happy…even if he has to murder some fools to do so. Henry Jacobson directs from a script he co-wrote with Will Honley (The Hive).
Bloodline held its world premiere at last year’s Fantastic Fest and is currently on the festival circuit with a screening set for August at the UK’s annual FrightFest.
We miss ABC’s “LOST” for a variety of reasons and one of them is Elizabeth Mitchell, who played sexy, cool fertility doctor Juliet Burke. Mitchell continued to thrill on the small screen on the short-lived “V” reboot and gone-as-it-was-getting-good “Revolution.” She killed on the big screen in 2016’s awesome Purge: Election Year.
Now Mitchell is back in Witch Hunt, a thriller that finds witchcraft illegal in modern day America and two young witches on the run to Mexico in search of asylum.
Director Elle Callahan said:
For me, Witch Hunt is an opportunity to turn the camera back on ourselves and show what’s possible in a society where irrational fears take favor over common decency.
Oh, brother. Here’s hoping we get some “True Blood” magic mixed in with that slice of preach pie. Regardless, we’ll take our Elizabeth Mitchell where we can find her.
By Eddie Muertos on July 9th, 2019 at 6:28 pm
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Marisol Nichols is set to join comedian Chris Rock’s much buzzed about new entry in the recently rebooted SAW franchise. Rock, who conceived the film’s story and serves as an executive producer, stars as a detective investigating a series of horrific murders.
Nichols, best known for her roles as Special Agent Nadia Yassir on Fox’s “24” and Hermione Lodge on The CW’s “Riverdale,” plays Rock’s hot and milfy boss, Captain Angie Garza.
Darren Lynn Bousman, director of SAW II, SAW III, and SAW IV, is once again at the helm with SAW creators James Wan and Leigh Whannell producing. Co-stars include Samual Jackson as Rock’s (most likely foul-mouthed) father and Max Minghella (“The Handmaid’s Tale”) as his partner.
Currently untitled, the new SAW film is slated for release October 2020.
We at Clatto love us some long legs, but this is a little much!
Shout! Studios has set an Aug. 30 VOD and limited theatrical release date for Itsy Bitsy, a creepy-crawly thriller about a giant spider from visual effects guru turned director Micah Gallo (Hatchet).
Elizabeth Roberts stars as a single mom who moves from the city to the countryside with her two kids to be a live-in homecare nurse for an elderly man with multiple sclerosis…and a giant spider in his house!