2012
12.08

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MVD Entertainment has picked up the U.S. distribution rights to Film Koncept Scandinavia’s long-delayed slasher Mara, starring Swedish nude glamor model Angelica Jansson and a supporting cast of equally hot naked Swedish chicks.

Mara tells the tale of Jenny, a large-breasted woman who returns to the cabin in the woods where as a child she witnessed and survived a brutal murder. Hoping to find closure, she plans to spend the weekend at the cabin exchanging Swedish massages with her girlfriends.

Things go terribly wrong when an intruder arrives at the cabin and appears to have no interest in raiding their panty drawer nor drilling peep holes in the shower. Mara is slated for release in the spring. To see a little more of Jansson, go here.

2012
12.07

Alona Tal Is a Reason to Join The CW’s ‘Cult’

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The CW has set a Feb. 19 premiere date for “Cult,” its new series about an underground television show hosted by a charismatic sociopath with powerful influence over his viewership. Alien Nation and “Farscape” writer Rockne S. O’Bannon created the show with “Chuck” and “Gossip Girl” creator Josh Schwartz.

“Cult” follows journalist Jeff Sefton (Matthew Davis) and research assistant Skye (Jessica Lucas) as they investigates cult leader Billy Grimm (Robert Knepper) in the hopes of discovering what has happened to Jeff’s missing brother Nate.

Alona Tal (pictured above) costars in the series as someone named Kelly Collins. Horror fans will recognize the 29-year-old stunner from IFC Midnight’s immigration thriller Undocumented and her recurring roles on The CW’s “Supernatural” and “Veronica Mars.”

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2012
12.06

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Paramount Pictures has released a string of trailers for producer/director J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek Into Darkness, the eagerly anticipated sequel to the 2009 reboot. The Japanese trailer features an additional 15-seconds of footage because Abrams hates America.

But, don’t worry. I smuggled it onto Clatto for you.

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2012
12.03

‘CSI’ Starlet Elisabeth Harnois Makes ‘Bad Meat’ Appetizing!

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MVD has set a Feb. 19 release date for Wrong Turn director Rob Schmidt’s (credited here as Lulu Jarmen) long-delayed outbreak frightener Bad Meat. The film stars “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” star Elisabeth Harnois and “Scrubs” funny-man Dave Franco.

Bad Meat finds a group of juvenile delinquents trying to protect themselves after being exposed to a deadly virus while attending court-appointed rehab. Costars include “Secret Circle” stunner Jessica Parker-Kennedy and “LOST” alum Mark Pellegrino.

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2012
12.02

Peek In On the Guests of A&E’s ‘Bates Motel’

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A&E has released a string of new images from its upcoming new drama “Bates Motel,” a prequel series to Hitchcock’s Psycho from Carlton Cuse (“LOST”) and Kerry Ehrin (”Friday Night Lights”). The shots, along with other cool tidbits, can be seen on show’s website.

“Bates Motel” follows Norman from childhood through adolescence and examines how his twisted relationship with his overbearing mother shaped him into a psycho killer. The series stars Freddie Highmore (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) as Norman and Vera Farmiga (Source Code) as his MILFY mother Norma Louise.

Costars include Nicola Peltz as Norman’s love interest Bradley Martin, Olivia Cook as his nerdy friend Emma Decody and Keegan Connor Tracy as his teacher and adviser Miss Watson. They’re joined by Max Thieriot as Norman’s half-brother Dylan Massett, Nestor Carbonell as sheriff Royce Romero and Mike Vogel as Deputy Zack Shelby.

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2012
12.01

‘Newsroom’ Starlet Kelen Coleman Hangs Out at ‘Cassadaga’

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My nose would grow if I said I wasn’t looking forward to meeting Geppetto, the sadistic serial killer that makes living marionettes out of the women he abducts in Anthony DiBlasi’s (Dread) gory new frightener Cassadaga, releasing next year from Archstone Distribution.

Cassadaga stars Kelen Coleman (“The Newsroom”) as a woman who is taken while she mourns the sudden death of her sister. Costars include Louise Fletcher (“Shameless”), Rus Blackwell (Monster), Hank Stone (The Punisher), J LaRose (SAW 2), Amy LoCicero (The Summoning) and Kevin Alejandro (“True Blood”).

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2012
12.01

Busty Porn Star Siri Is a Skank in ‘Ooga Booga’

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If you need a reason to see Full Moon Features’ Ooga Booga, porn star Siri has got 32 of them… 32-HHs! In a welcomed departure from her X-rated roles in movies such as Big Titty Lesbians and a Top Heavy Tarts, the naturally busty 24-year-old plays a character named The Skank.

Ooga Booga tells the story of Devin, a black med-school student whose soul is trapped in a Ooga Booga doll after he is murdered by racist police officers. With his trusty tribal spear in hand and the support of his loving girlfriend Donna, Devin sets out to kill the crooked cops that fucked up his life.

Ooga Booga is directed by Charles Band (The Dead Want Women) and stars Chance Rearden (Zombies vs. Strippers), Ciarra Carter (Redemption of a Dog) and genre queen Karen Black (House of a 1000 Corpses). The film is slated for release in Feb.

2012
11.30

This Is What the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Zombie Apocalypse Will Look Like!

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A South African ad agency has released a calender of bikini-clad, living-dead girls to promote AMC’s runaway hit series “The Walking Dead.” Gore geeks won’t find much satisfaction in the calender as its models look less like zombies and more like AIDS victims (come to think of it; how do we know this isn’t just another swimsuit shoot in South Africa), but for those of us who dream of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit zombie apocalypse, this is a good start.

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2012
11.30

Peep Kate Bosworth, Katie Aselton & Lake Bell in ‘Black Rock’ Trailer!

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LD Entertainment has released a trailer for actor and director Katie Aselton’s (“The League”) cat-and-mouse thriller Black Rock. Aselton costars with Lake Bell and Kate Bosworth as old childhood friends trying to reconnect while vacationing on a deserted island off the coast of Maine.

The trouble starts when the alluring trio invite the three poachers they unexpectedly meet on the island to join them for some campfire fun. As rape attempts fail, the men grow frustrated and the hunt begins. The girls have no choice but to run, fall, get naked and fight back.

Black Rock marks Aselton’s nude onscreen debut and will serve as Bell’s second (she went topless on HBO’s “How to Make It in America”). The film is written by Aselton’s husband and “League” costar Mark Duplass. It arrives in theaters on May 17.

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2012
11.28

Sharni Vinson Shows Her Bedside Manner in ‘Patrick’ Remake Photos!

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Patrick is the story of a man who falls into a comatose state after murdering his mother and her lover. When a beautiful nurse is assigned to his care, he uses psychokinetic powers to communicate with her and to destroy those who get in the way of his new found obsession.

Currently shooting in Melbourne, Patrick is a remake of Richard Franklin’s (Psycho 2, Cloak & Dagger) 1978 Australian frightener of the same name. Sharni Vinson toplines the  the Mark Hartley-directed film, co-starring Rachel Griffiths (”Six Feet Under”) and Charles Dance (”Game of Thrones”).

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Aussie publication The Herald Sun scored the first pair of photos from the film, each showcasing Vinson as Nurse Kathy, the object of Patrick’s affections. Vinson is coming off Anchor Bay’s killer shark flick Bait 3-D and will next be seen in Lionsgate’s violent home-invasion thriller You’re Next.