The season three premiere of Syfy’s “Lost Girl” aired on Monday and, judging from the feminist blow-back the episode caused, this show is meant for degenerates like Clatto. “Lost Girl” tells the story of Bo, a beautiful nympho who discovers she’s a succubus after inadvertently fucking her mates to death.

To remedy the situation, Bo opens a detective agency with BFF Kenzi, and together they solve supernatural cases while investigating Bo’s origins. Things get complicated, however, when Bo develops romantic relationships with detective/werewolf Dyson and sexy scientist Lauren.

The season three premiere served as an ode to sexploitation films, namely the women-in-prison genre, and was chockful of girl-on-girl sexual assault, stripping, hose-downs and sweet, sweet lesbian kisses. Cast includes stunners Anna Silk as Bo, Ksenia Solo as Kenzi, Zoie Palmer as Lauren and Kristen Holden-Ried as Dyson.

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Syfy will premiere its new Syfy Original Movie Tasmanian Devil on Saturday.  The creature feature is toplined by mathematician and “Wonder Years” alumna Danica McKellar (yes, Winnie  Cooper) and eight-time Winter Olympics medalist Apolo Ohno.

Tasmanian Devil follows a group of base jumpers that make a wrong turn at Albuquerque and end up at a national park being hunted down by hungry, bear-sized Tasmanian Devils.

Tasmanian Devils, of course, are known to eat Aardvarks, ants, bears, boars, cats, bats, dogs, hogs, elephants, antelopes, pheasants, ferrets, giraffes, giselles, goats, ostriches, octopuses, ox, penguins, wart hogs, newts, walruses, wildebeests and… what? No base jumpers? Oh, wait… especially base jumpers.

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Warner Bros. has set an Oct. 4 theatrical release date for acclaimed Mexican director Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity, a 3-D sci-fi drama that follows a pair of astronauts stranded in space as they attempt to find a way back home.

Gravity is written by Cuaron and his son Jonas and stars Academy Award winners Sandra Bullock (Blind Side) and George Clooney (Syriana) as its leads. The project has been gestating for three years and at one point was meant to star Angelina Jolie and Robert Downey Jr.

Gravity marks Bullock’s return to sci-fi since the 1993 Sylvester Stallone vehicle Demolition Man. Cuaron’s creds include Children of Men, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and Y Tu Mama Tambien.

After Dark Originals has released a trailer for Dark Circles, a supernatural thriller about a married couple trying to survive a newborn infant and the ghost that appears to have taken an interest in the little bugger. Zodiac’s Pell James (pictured) and Quarantine’s Jonathan Schaech topline the film as the couple.

Dark Circles co-stars Philippe Brenninkmeyer (Beerfest), Michael Patrick Rogers (Texas Chainsaw 3-D), Glen Warner (“Breakout Kings”) and Andrea Frankle (The Haunting in Georgia). Broken Lizard comedy writer Paul Soter (Beerfest, Super Troopers) is attached to direct.

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Open Road has set a Sept. 13 theatrical release date for Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, the unexpected sequel to his 2010 grindhouse-actioner Machete, which flopped at the box office despite being muy awesome-ito.

Machete Kills finds Machete (Danny Trejo) recruited by the U.S. government to bring down a Mexican cartel leader and a billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) plotting global warfare with a high-tech space weapon. Returning players include  Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and twins Elise and Electra Avellan.

Providing the new blood are Sofia Vergara (“Modern Family”), Amber Heard (Drive Angry), Zoe Saldana,(Avatar), Vanessa Hudgens (Sucker Punch), Alexa Vega (Spy Kids) Lady Ga-Ga, Demian Bechir (“Weeds”), Edward James Olmos (American Me) and Charlie Sheen, (“Anger Management” ) as the U.S. president.

IFC Midnight has set a Feb. 8 VOD release date for Periscope Entertainment’s new torture show Would You Rather, starring Brittany Snow (Pitch Perfect), Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator) and former porn star Sasha Grey (pictured).

Would You Rather is directed by David Guy Levy and stars Snow as a woman who competes in a wealthy psychopath’s (Combs) deadly game of torture and terror to win money to pay for her cancer-stricken brother’s medical bills.

The film marks Snow’s return to horror since toplining Screen Gems 2008 remake of Prom Night, and is the first in a string of frighteners lined up by Grey that include the rape/revenge actioner Skinny Dip, the Scribbler, starring Katie Cassidy and Nacho Vigalondo’s (Time Crimes) abduction thriller Open Windows.

Sony/TriStar has released a two-minute-plus trailer for its new Halle Berry thriller The Call (formerly titled The Hive). Berry stars in the film as a 911 operator trying to help an abducted teenage girl—played by Abigail Breslin—escape from a sadistic murderer.

The film is directed by Brad Anderson (Vanishing on 7th Street) and written by Richard D’Ovidio (Thir13en Ghosts). Co-stars include Morris Chestnut (“American Horror Story: Asylum”), Michael Imperioli (“The Sopranos”), Roma Maffia (“Nip/Tuck”) and Ella Rae Peck (“Gossip Girl”).

Is it me, or does Berry look like she showed up to a Whitney Houston biopic?

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Universal Pictures announced on Friday that it will release the fourth installment in its Jurassic Park franchise on June 13, 2014. Steven Spielberg is attached to produce. Safety Not Guaranteed director Colin Trevorrow will helm the 3D sequel, the first entry in the series since 2001’s Jurassic Park 3.

Joe Johnston, director of Jurassic Park 3, said in 2010 that a new Jurassic Park trilogy would soon be underway, adding that it would break away from the original to present a new story. Universal never confirmed Johnston’s remarks and nothing more was said until now.

Spielberg is coming off the Academy Award nominated Lincoln and last year’s nominated War Horse, neither of which featured velociraptors or Jeff Goldblum, regrettably. The Jurassic Park films have earned more than $2 billion worldwide.

By Jupiter’s cock, if it’s January, it must be time for a new season of “Spartacus,” the swords-and-sandals series created by Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert for Starz. Titled “Spartacus: War of the Damned,” the series comes to an end as Sparty leads his army of slaves into battle against Rome and a young Julius Caesar.

I haven’t seen the show since Netflix dropped it after “Spartacus: Gods of the Arena,” but I’m sure it still includes buckets of blood, outrageous dialogue and plenty of full-frontal nudity… some of it even female!

“Spartacus: War of the Damned” stars stunners Gwendoline Taylor (pictured above), Ellen Hollman (Asylum), Anna Hutchinson (Cabin in the Woods), Jenna Lind (Underbelly) and Cynthia Addai-Robinson (Colombiana).

OK… it also stars Dustin Clare, Manu Bennett, Daniel Feuerriegel, Simon Merrells, Todd Lasance, Christian Antidormi and Liam McIntyre as Spartacus. The new season kicks off Jan. 25.

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South African model and actress Tanit Phoenix is set to make hearts race on Jan. 22 when Universal Studios Home Entertainment releases Death Race 3: Inferno—the second sequel in its successful Death Race franchise—on VOD, Blu-ray and DVD.

The synopsis reads:

Repentant convict Carl Lucas — aka Frankenstein— is a legendary driver in the brutal prison blood sport known as Death Race. Only one victory away from winning freedom, Lucas is plunged into his most vicious competition yet: the first ever Desert Death Race.

Through South Africa’s infernal Kalahari Desert, Lucas is pitted against ruthless adversaries and powerful forces at work behind the scenes to ensure his defeat.

Joining Phoenix for the ride are Danny Trejo (Machete), Ving Rhames (Piranha 3D), Fred Koehler (Death Race), stunners Tanya van Graan (Lost Boys: The Thirst) and Roxane Hayward and Luke Goss (Death Race 2) as Frankenstein.

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