2013
01.22

Tanit Phoenix Goes Nude in ‘Death Race 3: Inferno’

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Death Race 3: Inferno is available today on VOD, Blu-ray and DVD from Universal Studios Home Entertainment. Set in South Africa, the latest entry in the successfully rebooted franchise finds convict Carl “Frankenstein” Lucas racing to the death in the Kalahari Desert.

Roel Reine (Death Race 2) returns to the helm, as do stars Danny Trejo, Luke Goss, Robin Shou, Ving Rhames and South African stunner Tanit Phoenix, going nude in a shower scene that may seem frivolous to women not as pretty as she, but which serves as a metaphor for the frailties of the human condition.

The original Death Race 2000 was produced by Roger Corman in 1975 and starred chronic masturbator David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone. The film was remade by director Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil: Afterlife) in 2008 with Jason Statham in the driver’s seat. The series has become a hit on home video.

To peep a lot more of Phoenix, go here.

2013
01.22

The CW Looks for a ‘Cult’ Following, New Teaser Released!

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The CW has released a new teaser to promote “Cult,” its new series about an underground television show hosted by a charismatic sociopath with powerful influence over his viewership. Alien Nation and “Farscape” writer Rockne S. O’Bannon created the show with “Chuck” and “Gossip Girl” creator Josh Schwartz.

“Cult” follows journalist Jeff Sefton (Matthew Davis) and research assistant Skye (Jessica Lucas) as they investigate cult leader Billy Grimm (Robert Knepper) in the hopes of discovering what has happened to Jeff’s missing brother Nate.

The series premieres on Feb. 19.

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2013
01.22

So… Who Wants to See Diora Baird’s Nude 32-E’s as a 19-yo Teen?

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Ex-Playboy model Diora Baird made her horror debut in 2006 with the Platinum Dunes’ prequel The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. She has since starred in the horror-comedy Stan Helsing, Ghost House Pictures’ 30 Days of Night: Dark Days and Parallel Media’s remake of Night of the Demons.

Baird also appeared in After Dark Films’ intense, butt-cheek clenching cat-&-mouse thriller Transit and the asylum-themed mystery Riddle. She also made Clatto’s esteemed list of The 20 Hottest Women Working in Horror and Sci-Fi.

Why are we telling you this? Because we need to fill up space before we can praise Egotastic for the string of topless photos featuring Baird when she was 19-years-old. They were shot by famed fashion photographer and alleged pervert Terry Richardson.

2013
01.20

Peep It: First ‘Kick Ass 2’ Image!

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Posted above is the first official image from Kick Ass 2, the surprise sequel to Matthew Vaughn’s 2010 adaptation of the Marvel/Icon comic about costumed crime fighters with no special powers. Jeff Wadlow (Cry Wolf, Never Back Down) is directing for Universal Pictures.

Entertainment Weekly scored the image which finds new superhero Kick Ass (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) meeting up with Col. Stars and Stripes (Jim Carrey) and his dog Sophia by a food cart. The film opens in theaters on June 28.

The film’s synopsis reads:

After Kick-Ass’ insane bravery inspires a new wave of self-made masked crusaders, led by the badass Colonel Stars and Stripes, our hero joins them on patrol. When these amateur superheroes are hunted down by Red Mist—reborn as The Mother Fucker—only the blade-wielding Hit Girl can prevent their annihilation.

When we last saw junior assassin Hit Girl and young vigilante Kick-Ass, they were trying to live as normal teenagers Mindy and Dave. With graduation looming and uncertain what to do, Dave decides to start the world’s first superhero team with Mindy.

Unfortunately, when Mindy is busted for sneaking out as Hit Girl, she’s forced to retire—leaving her to navigate the terrifying world of high-school mean girls on her own. With no one left to turn to, Dave joins forces with Justice Forever, run by a born-again ex-mobster named Colonel Stars and Stripes.

Just as they start to make a real difference on the streets, the world’s first super villain, The Mother Fucker, assembles his own evil league and puts a plan in motion to make Kick-Ass and Hit Girl pay for what they did to his dad.

Reprising their Kick Ass roles in the sequel are Chloe Grace Moretz as Hit Girl, Nicolas Cage as Big Daddy, Clark Duke as Marty/Battle Guy, Christopher Mintz-Plasse s Red Mist/Mother Fucker and the very hot Lyndsy Fonseca as Kick Ass’ sweetheart Katie Deauxma.

In addition to Carrey, new faces include John Leguizamo (The Happening) as Javier, Donald Faison (“Scrubs”) as Dr. Gravity, Morris Chestnut (The Call) as Sergeant Marcus Williams, Russian bodybuilder Olga Kurkulina as Mother Russia and sexy redhead Lindy Booth (Wrong Turn) as Night Bitch.

2013
01.20

Finally… A Date Movie for Horror Fans: ‘kink’

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If the first hour of Zero Dark Thirty left you feeling a tad randy, you may want to check out producer James Franco’s kink, a documentary on fetish porn site Kink.com. The film, which held its world premiere on Saturday at the Sundance Film Festival, is described as a story off sex, submission and big business.

While none of that may seem to scream horror, those familiar with the San Francisco-based site (i.e. you’re significant other) know that its themes are very much akin to those found in horror, namely the abduction thrillers and the rape-and-revenge flicks (think I Spit On Your Grave without the shotgun to the anus rig).

In other words: a great date-night movie!

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2013
01.19

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Hansel & Gretel Get Baked is a stoner re-imagining of the classic Grimm brothers fairy tale, starring Lara Flynn Boyle as an evil witch who lures teens into her house with pot, and then eats them to maintain her youthful appearance.

If that sounds better than a family-size bag of Cheetos, you’ll be thrilled to know that the comedic frightener debuts on VOD on Feb. 19 and in selected theaters on Feb. 22. Duane Journey directs from a script by David Tillman.

Hansel and Gretel are played by Twilight Saga alum Michael Welch and “Castle” stunner Molly Quinn (Castle’s daughter). A trailer for the film was released in December, but let’s face it… you’re gonna need constant reminders. Fortunately, Trailer Addict scored an exclusive new teaser. We smuggled it for you.

Don’t ask how.

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2013
01.19

‘Arrow’ Star Jessica De Gouw Is Why NBC’s ‘Dracula’ Won’t Suck!

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Australian actress Jessica De Gouw (“Arrow”) is set to suck face with Jonathan Rhys Meyers (“The Tudors”) on NBC’s new 10-episode drama “Dracula.” De Gouw will play medical student Mina Murray, love interest to Meyer’s legendary vampire.

Set in 1890’s London, the series follows Dracula as he plots his vengeance on the descendants of the people who ruined his life many centuries ago. Masquerading as American entrepreneur Allen Grayson, the crafty bloodsucker wreaks havoc up until he meets Mina, a dead-ringer for his deceased wife.

De Gouw is best known for her portrayal of sexy vigilante Helena Bertinelli (aka: Huntress) on The CW’s “Arrow,” a small-screen adaptation of DC Comics’ “Green Arrow,” starring Stephen Amell as the hooded crime fighter and Katie Cassidy as his former flame Dinah “Laurel” Lance (aka Black Canary).

2013
01.18

Juno Temple Joins ‘Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For’

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British actress Juno Temple is set to star in Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller’s long-awaited Sin City sequel A Dame to Kill For. The gritty actioner is based on the Miller comic of the same name, published in 1993 by Dark Horse Comics.

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For finds original stars Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson, Jaime King and Mickey Rourke reprising their roles.

New faces include Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Looper), Josh Brolin (No Country for Old Men), Ray Liotta (Goodfellas), Jeremy Piven (“Entourage”), Christopher Meloni (”True Blood”), Jamie Chung (Sucker Punch), Alexa Vega (Machete Kills) and Playboy model Crystal McCahill.

Temple is coming off Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises and William Friedkin’s gleefully deranged Killer Joe. Her previous genre creds include the arthouse sci-fi comedy Kaboom and the long-delayed lesbian werewolf thriller Jack and Diane.

2013
01.18

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Electra Avellan is set to star in actor/producer/director Michael Biehn’s Hidden in the Woods, a remake of Chilean filmmaker Patricio Vallardes’ incest-fueled survival thriller En Las Afueras de La Ciudad. She joins a cast that includes Biehn and his wife and co-producer Jennifer Blanc-Biehn.

The film follows the horrific ordeal endured by two sisters as they’re hunted in the woods by a drug lord looking to collect on the money their incestuous and incarcerated father owes him. I’m guessing Avellan will play one of the sisters, which hopefully means that her twin Elise Avellan will be cast as the other sister.

The Avellan sisters made their Hollywood debut as the “Crazy Babysitters” in the 2007 Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino collaboration Grindhouse. Since then, they’ve starred together in the island thriller The Black Waters of Echo’s Pond and the upcoming Machete Kills.

2013
01.17

We’re Not in Middle Earth Anymore: Elijah Wood Rapes & Murders in ‘Maniac’ POV Scene!

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New footage from IFC’s Maniac has gone online. The two-minute-plus clip features the POV rape and strangulation of Lucie, a character toplessly played by Megan Duffy. Many sites are describing the footage as extremely disturbing. I’m guessing that’s because the chick has a crazy amount of tattoos.

Maniac tells the story of Zito, a deranged killer—played by Elijah Wood and you—who scalps the pretty women he meets online to deal with the torment once caused by his dead hooker mother, portrayed also toplessly by Playboy model America Olivo (Bitch Slap).

The film, produced by Alexandre Aja (Piranha 3-D) and directed by Frank Khalfoun’s (P2), made Clatto’s list of The 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2012.

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