Millennium Entertainment has set a Feb. 8 limited theatrical release and VOD date for director Tibor Takacs’ (The Gate) mutant arachnids frightener Spiders 3-D. The PG-13 film will be made available on DVD and Blu-ray on March 12.
The synopsis reads:
Harkening back to the beloved creature features from the 50’s and the 60’s, Spiders 3-D centers on mutant spiders created by pieces of material from a disabled Soviet space station that crash lands on Earth.
With New York City threatened to be overrun by the gigantic killer spiders who have invaded the metropolitan subway system, it’s a race against time to stop the Queen Spider from uniting with her eggs before a deadly chain of events are triggered from the deadly reunion.
Spiders 3-D stars scream queen and Playboy model Christa Campbell (pictured above) as New York City’s hottest health inspector ever. Costars include Patrick Muldoon (Starship Troopers), Johnny Yong Bosch (Insidious), William Hope (Sherlock Holmes), Shelly Varod (Universal Soldier: Regeneration), and Jon Mack (Saw 6).
Happy First Week of the New Year! OK… I’m late to the party, but I bring with me Clatto’s picks for the 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2012! As always, feel free to play along and add your own sick and twisted selections to the list. You can also peep the lists for 2011 and 2010 should you prefer the classics.
Enjoy!
10. 4:44 LAST DAY ON EARTH
At first glance, 4:44 Last Day On Earth may not seem all that sexy. The leads aren’t exactly head-turners and watching them screw for a couple of hours is about as appealing as watching your parents go at it.
What makes the story sexy, however, is the total emotional and sexual abandon the two lovers display towards each other when they realize the world is going to end the next day at 4:44 p.m. Rather than pray or seek shelter in some bunker, the couple—played by Willem Dafoe and Shanyn Leigh—decide to fuck to the end.
Sure, some may think that the end of the world might be better spent chasing new tail instead of hoping in the sack with the same old ball-and-chain, but those people look like the film’s leads and are delusional. Love the one you’re with and get some anal is definitely the way to go.
9. JACK AND DIANE
Those who like their lesbian erotica hairy will enjoy this little ditty about Jack and Diane, two teen girl lovers doing the best they can. Juno Temple plays Diane, a conquest of New York City butch Jack, portrayed by Elvis Presley’s granddaughter model-turned-actress Riley Keough, looking here more like Elvis’ grandson.
The problem? Diane may be a werewolf. The film is a metaphor for the inner and social struggles faced by Juno Temple’s boobs and lesbian make-out sessions and cool werewolf effects. Kyle Minogue plays a gay cougar named Tara.
8. ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT CHEERLEADER
Imagine how awesome it would be to literally live out the NWA “Straight Out of Compton” lyric, “I find a good piece of pussy and go up in it.” Hooking up with a 50-foot cheerleader would make that possible. You’d be as happy as a kid jumping around inside a children’s party bounce house.
Attack of the 50-Foot Cheerleader stars Jena Sims as an awkward teen who uses an experimental drug in the hopes of becoming popular and beautiful, but ends up turning into a 50-foot giant freak instead. Sims not only gives us a nude T and an A, she engages in a topless cat-fight with Olivia Alexander.
7. TOKYO SPECIES
Tokyo Species is a Japanese re-imagining of the 1995 MGM sci-fi actioner Species, starring Natasha Henstridge as a horny, but deadly, alien. Director Nozomu Kasagi makes the story his own by adding Japanese school girls and a porn star that poops marbles out of her ass.
Japanese adult video star Maria Ozawa plays Michiko, a high school girl who is shamed into suicide, but re-animated by an alien parasite that turns her into an insatiable sex fiend with a homicidal streak. The only one who can stop her is Mayumi, a good-natured alien hybrid schoolgirl.
6. RITES OF PASSAGE
Rites of Passage tells the story of a psychotic loner (Wes Bentley) looking to secretly perform an ancient Chumash Indian ritual on his secluded beach side property. An unexpected visit from his brother and a group of sexed-up college kids soon complicate matters and shit quickly hits the fan.
The film marks the directorial debut from Point Break and Varsity Blues writer W. Peter Iliff and stars stunners Kate Maberly, Ashley Hinshaw, Sharon Hinnendael, Mercedes Leggett and Briana Evigan (pictured above), who turns in one of the sexiest, scantly-clad cat-and-mouse sequences ever committed to film.
5. STRIPPERS VS. WEREWOLVES
Strippers VS. Werewolves is a British gem of a film that pits a pack of vengeful lycans against the lapdancers responsible for the death of one of their kin. The film is toplined by Barbara Nedeljakov, best known for her performance as topless tourist trap Natalya in director Eli Roth’sHostel.
Co-starring alongside Nedeljakov are “Hollyoaks” stunner Ali Bastian, British porn star Syren Sexton—in all her full-frontal nude glory—and U.K. model Lucy Pinder and her 32-E’s, making their eagerly awaited feature film debut.
4. PIRANHA 3-DD
John Gulager’s sequel to Alexandre Aja’s awesome Piranha reboot is a big fat turd floating in a pool of tired, eye-roll gags, lame jokes and missed opportunities. Its saving grace lies in a rewind-worthy, full-frontal nude scene from Russian Playboy model Irina Voronina.
Bikini-clad performances from Katrina Bowden (“30 Rock”), Danielle Panabaker (The Crazies), Meagan Tandy (Unstoppable) and the unforgettable Tabitha Taylor (pictured) should also keep this stinker from being thrown back. Hopefully, it’s enough to have kept Gulager from sinking the franchise.
3. THE BUNNY GAME
If you ever saw a girl on the street and fantasized what it would be like to spend a weekend making sweet non-consensual love to her in the most degrading and painful manner possible, then The Bunny Game is your When Harry Met Sally.
This charming little rom-com tells the story of a lonely trucker (Jeff Renfro) who abducts a prostitute named Bunny (Rodleen Getsic) and keeps her tied up for three days in the back of his big rig, living out all his fetish porn fantasies. Personally, I couldn’t watch the whole thing… bald chicks and hairy bushes freak me out.
2. KILLER JOE
Though clearly not a horror movie, Killer Joe comes from the twisted mind of William Friedkin, director of The Exorcist, Bug and gay serial killer drama Cruising. What the NC-17 dark comedy lacks in demons and serial killers it makes up with ruthless violence and outrageous sex.
Sure, by now, you’ve seen Juno Temple naked more than you’ve seen yourself, but her full-frontal flash is still appreciated. As is Lori Eden’s boob shots as a stripper. But, the hottest—and most disturbing—scene here involves Gina Gershon going down on a chicken leg.
Gershon’s beat down during the scene is off-putting and the blood on her face gross, but her impressive oral skills shine through. Like the KFC menu, it’s definitely bad for you, but damn don’t it hit the spot.
1. MANIAC
Producer Alexandre Aja (Piranha 3-D) and director Franck Khalfoun’s (P2) POV remake of of William Lustig’s controversial 1980 slasher Maniac takes the top spot on this list for allowing viewers to go on dates as lady-killer Frank Zito. Forget the breath mints and flowers, all you need is a knife to get some head.
Maniac follows Zito—played by Elijah Wood and you—as he scalps the pretty women he meets online to deal with the torment still caused by his dead hooker mother, portrayed toplessly by Playboy model America Olivo (Bitch Slap).
Also providing POV thrills are Genevieve Alexandra (Piranha 3-D), Megan Duffy (Your Name Here) and milfy Jan Broberg (“Everwood”). Maniac played the festival circuit in 2012, but hits theaters this year.
High School Musical alumna Ashley Tisdale is set to join Nicolas Cage in Cloud Ten Pictures long-delayed remake of Left Behind, a 2001 end-of-days thriller based on Jerry B. Jenkins and Tim LaHaye’s bestselling Christian novel about Rapture rejects.
Tisdale will play Chloe Steele, daughter of Rayford Steele, an adulterous airline pilot (Cage). When the good people in the world are taken by the Rapture to join God and Kirk Cameron’s army against Satan, the Steele’s are shit out of luck and forced to live on earth with the faithless for seven chaotic years.
At the end of those seven years, they must decide between joining Team Christ or Team Anti-Christ, a decision that’s probably not so hard to make if you know the Almighty exists and turning your back on him means taking a cannonball into a lake of hell.
Left Behind has a budget of $15 million and is slated to go into production this year. Vic Armstrong is attached to direct from a script penned by Paul Lalonde and John Patus, writers of the original franchise, which starred Kirk Cameron.
Paramount Pictures and MGM have released a red-band trailer for Dead Snow director Tommy Wirkola’s Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, a steam-punk version of the classic fairy tale that finds the siblings hunting down supernatural forces for profit.
Jeremy Renner (Bourne Legacy) and Gemma Arterton (Clash of the Titans) are toplining the film, which opens on Jan. 25. Costars include Famke Janssen (X-Men), Zoe Bell (Death Proof) and Norwegian actress Ingrid Bolsø Berdal (Cold Prey) as evil witches.
A&E has set a March 18 premiere date for its new drama “Bates Motel,” a prequel series to Hitchcock’s Psycho from Carlton Cuse (“LOST”) and Kerry Ehrin (”Friday Night Lights”). The show follows the twisted relationship between a high school-aged Norman Bates and his milfy, but controlling mother.
The series stars Freddie Highmore (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) as Norman and Vera Farmiga (Source Code) as his mom, Norma Louise.
Costars include Nicola Peltz as Norman’s love interest Bradley Martin, Olivia Cook as his nerdy friend Emma Decody, Keegan Connor Tracy as his teacher Miss Watson, Max Thieriot as Norman’s half-brother Dylan Massett, Nestor Carbonell as sheriff Royce Romero and Mike Vogel as Deputy Zack Shelby.
A new red-band trailer for Ghost House Pictures upcoming reboot of Sam Raimi’s 1981 classic Evil Dead has gone online… and this fucker is nasty. Jane Levy (“Suburgatory”) plays one of five friends who awaken an evil force after reading from the Book of the Dead while stranded at a cabin in the woods.
Fede Alverez, the aspiring Uruguayan filmmaker who caught Raimi’s attention with an ambitious four-minute-plus short titled Panic Attack, is directing the remake from his own script, punched up by Oscar-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody (Juno, Jennifer’s Body).
Playboy model Crystal McCahill is set to costar in directors Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller’s long-awaited Sin City sequel A Dame to Kill For. No word on what role the busty (36-DDs!), 5-foot-7 stunner will play, but it does involve this outfit.
A Dame to Kill For is based on Miller’s comic of the same name, published in 1993 by Dark Horse Comics. The story is adapted for the screen by Miller and Rodriguez. Production began on Oct. 29 at Rodriguez’s Troublemaker Studios in Austin, Texas.
McCahill, the May 2009 Playboy Playmate of the Month and former recurring on E!’s Playboy reality series “The Girls Next Door,” joins a cast that includes returning cast members Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson, Mickey Rourke and newcomers Jaime King and Jamie Chung.
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For is slated for release Oct. 4.
Horror hero Eli Roth cameos in Chilean director Nicolás López’ upcoming comedy Que Pena Tu Familia (gringo translation: Shame About Your Family). Roth plays Dr. Zacarias, a character on “Ataque Al Corazón (“Attack of the Heart”),” a gory telenovela watched by the family in the film.
A trailer for the faux soap finds Roth treating a woman with a pipe lodged in her head, facing off with co-workers and peers and copping some hot nalgas (ass) from the hospital’s sexy nurses. The stint marks Roth’s second collaboration with López’ since producing and starring in Aftershock.
Kristen Stewart will reprise her role as the fairest of them all in Universal Pictures upcoming sequel to director and adulterer Rupert Sanders’ Snow White and the Huntsman.
It’s gonna be fuckin’ amazing. No, I’m so excited about it, it’s crazy.
The other day I said that there was a strong possibility that we’re going to make a sequel, and that’s very true, but everyone was like, “Whoa, stop talking about it.”
So no, I’m totally not allowed to talk about it.
Snow White and the Huntsman, a dark re-imagining of the classic fairy tale that finds Snow White (Stewart) taking up arms to battle an evil queen, grossed more than $400 million in worldwide coin.
The film costars Charlize Theron as the Queen, Chris Hemsworth as the Huntsman, Sam Claflin as the Prince, British fashion model Liberty Ross and Noah Huntley as Snow White’s mother and father, and Robert Pattinson as Sparkly the dwarf.
Universal Pictures will release on Jan. 18 the new supernatural thriller Mama from producer Guillermo Del Toro (Pacific Rim) and director Andy Muschietti, and starring Jessica Chastain (Zero Dark Thirty) Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (“Game of Thrones”) and kid actors Megan Charpentier and Isabelle Nélisse.
Mama tells the story of two young sisters (Charpentier, Nélisse) found five years later after disappearing from their suburban neighborhood by their Uncle Lucas (Coster-Waldau) and his girlfriend Annabel (Chastain), who fears that a malicious force is haunting the girls.
To get us further pumped for this mother, Del Toro has released the short that inspired the film, along with an introduction.
