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Horror brought sexy back in 2024 with an exhilarating mix of twisted treats starring hot babes of all ages in varying degrees of undress.
There were preggie nuns, one who delivered a graphic birthing scene and the other featuring Sydney Sweeney and her unsinkable DD’s, a breast world version of “Westworld,” a homicidal porn star, a gilfy bounty hunter in space, and an undie-clad psycho-bitch with a soft spot for Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Director Zoe Kravitz took us to a “pussy island” and made sure we didn’t blink. Megan Fox flashed her foxy nude ass for the first time while playing a grownup version of M3GAN. Nosferatu showed us full frontal vampire cock and what horny young nymphs from yesteryear would do for it.
And, then, there was the ultimate cougar/cub showdown between nude stunners Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley!
Happy New Year! It’ll be tough topping 2024!
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10. BORDERLANDS
This Borderlands adaptation by Eli Roth was lambasted for casting geriatric gash as the game’s hotties, but if you don’t give a shit about gaming and love jacking it to milfs and gilfs on Pornhub then Cate Blanchette in sexy cosplay was the reason you sprung for the ticket in the first place.
Blanchette doesn’t disappoint as milfy mercenary turned fiery siren Lilith. The 55-year-old looks good in her skintight-ish (no cougar camel toe) outfit, shooting off her gun while writhing around like a stripper.
Sex symbol Gina Gershon and scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis are also along for the ride as slutty bar owner Mad Moxxi and Dr. Patricia Tannis, respectively. Both show off enough cleavage to make your cock nostalgic. Clearly, Roth was feeling that way when he cast this film!
09. MAXXXINE
Ti West shot his load early with 2022’s X, a fun, sexy slasher about a group of degenerates out to make a porno in 1979…but, hey, it happens to everybody, right?
From it’s emasculating, ball-stomping rape-revenge opening, we know MaXXXine isn’t going to give us the happy ending we’d get from a Cum Fart Cocktail movie. Set in 1985, the sequel follows the original film’s final girl, Maxine Minx, as she prepares to audition for her first non-pornographic film while new friends drop dead around her.
For a movie about a porn star, there isn’t much nudity. But wasting a box of Kleenex and warming lube isn’t an option in today’s economy. Mia Goth looks hot as Maxine, flashes a little titty, and is fun to watch when she isn’t doing the twist on testicles. Chloe Farnworth is worth a stroke for her nude performance as porn star Amber James.
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08. IMMACULATE
Spoiler Alert: Sydney Sweeney plays a big-titty nun who miraculously births a new baby messiah in Immaculate. Sadly, instead of nurturing him with her massive, glorious boobs, she smashes him with a stone. Talk about born to lose!
Okay, turns out it isn’t the son of God but instead some cockamamie church scheme. Still, we wouldn’t blame the big guy for trying. Even chefs get a taste of their creations.
While the film’s ending had moviegoers stunned, we must confess it took us 40 days and 40 nights to finally get past the overhead shot of Sweeney and her enormous breasts floating in a tub and her slap-happy semi-nude shower scene. Holy cow udders, this girl is blessed!
07. NOSFERATU
Lily-Rose Depp’s nepo-babe boobs make their big feature film debut in Robert Eggers’ Nosferatu. Depp plays Ellen Hutter, a woman who summoned a vampire to bang her out like Rocco Siffredi when she was a horny young girl.
Unfortunately, for Ellen, the old vamp is a romantic and looks her up years later when she’s married, determined to cuck her husband, murder her hot bff (a topless Emma Corrin), and destroy her city if she won’t run off with him. Clingy bloodsucker!
Ellen pretends to be horrified, but we know she’s loving this shit. Her plan to stop Nosferatu is to send her hubby away on a fool’s errand and spend the night bumping uglies with the beast.
Lily-Rose Depp and Katerina Bila, who plays a nude virgin on horseback, made our list for Best Nude Acting In Horror 2024.
06. UTOPIA
“Westworld” was a great show but didn’t need to be so complicated. A virtual playground for adults is going to be all sex and murder. Who needs sad robots and ethical dilemmas? Give us big fem-bot titties!
Utopia keeps things simple, providing the Breastworld we all would want. Of course, there’s a party-pooper who flips out when he suspects his hot wife is being trafficked at this wonderful adult playground and sets out to ruin everyone’s fun (dude, she’s just not that into you!). He finds her but she appears to be dick drunk or something.
Pretty Charlotte Vega (Wrong Turn) plays the cuck’s wife but doesn’t show enough skin for us to care what happens to her. Thankfully, there’s a plenty of nudity from her sexy costars, including Marina Kiskinova (Taken: The Search for Sophie Parker), Alexsandria Ralev, Alix Villaret (Wifelike), and top-heavy Maddy Ambus.
05. FIRST OMEN
You don’t forget your First Omen…especially when you see a demonic claw coming out of a pregnant woman’s holiest of holies! The scene is reminiscent of Heather Langenkamp’s bath scene in Nightmare On Elm Street–except the claw is coming out of a hot, beautiful vagina and is far more graphic.
A prequel to 1976’s The Omen, the film stars Nell Tiger Free (“Servant”) as a hot American nun in Italy who discovers she was raped during a satanic ritual and will soon be giving birth to a bouncy baby Beelzebub.
Free conjures up impure thoughts throughout the movie, but it’s Italian actress Eugenie Delbue who goes nude for her closeup as the aforementioned pregnant hottie.
Eugenie Delbue made Clatto’s list for Best Nude Acting In Horror 2024.
04. SUBSERVIENCE
Megan Fox plays an AI powered service droid who looks like Megan Fox in the Netflix original Subservience. Of course, it makes no sense for a robot designed to do crap jobs and/or household chores to look so freaking attractive. She should look like Rosey on “The Jetsons.”
But, here we are. Fox plays Alice, a sentient fembot so hot a married man with s dying wife porks her ass a couple of days after buying her to take care of his obnoxious kids. Unfortunately, his wife recovers around the same time the bot has gone haywire for his affections.
Fox, who rose to fast and furious fame bent over the engine of a yellow Camaro in 2007’s Transformers, and has thrilled in horror (Jennifer’s Body), comic adaptations (Jonah Hex), and even kid stuff (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), has never gone nude. Subservience is our first look at her beautiful, nekid ass! Regrettably, the scene is not graphic nor long, but beggars can’t be choosers.
03. BLINK TWICE
Originally titled Pussy Island, Blink Twice is Zoe Kravitz’s directorial debut and tells the story of a tech billionaire who invites women to his private island for him and his friends to drug and enjoy sexually. Ricardo Montalban had it wrong…this is fantasy island!
Naomi Ackie (Rise of the Skywalker) plays a nail artist who, along with her best friend, score a trip to the island where they are pampered by day and, unbeknownst to them, pounded by night. It seems like a perfect arrangement until Naomi’s friend goes missing and her memory wipe fails.
There’s no actual nudity, but the sexual acts/crimes committed here are why you lament not being invited to a Diddy party. “Andor” fans will also appreciate an extra cheeky performance from Adria Arjona.
02. STRANGE DARLING
Strange Darling finds Kyle Gallner (Smile) demonstrating how many hoops a guy will jump through just to get a little poon. After a night of drinking and provocative conversation, Gallner is ready for motel sex with Willa Fitzgerald (“Fall of the House of Usher”).
Gallner has been a gentleman. He’s been respectful and sure to get consent. Unfortunately, Fitzgerald’s a psycho. But, the good news is…she’s a psycho. Despite all the red flags Fitzgerald is waving–from mood swings to rough play–Gallner keeps at it because crazy girls are amazing in the sack. Unamused, tired, insulted, and horny, Gallner stays the course. You can feel his pain…in your balls.
From her kinky kinks to her snug red panties, Fitzgerald is hot. Is she worth the hell she unleashes? No. Would you still risk it all for a piece of strange? You bet, darling.
01. THE SUBSTANCE
We’re sure there’s some smarty pants, feminist message about female aging, body dysmorphia, misogyny, sexism, and shrimp cocktails in The Substance, but that message is lost during the first half the film when seasoned stunner Demi Moore (Ghost) and hot up-and-comer Margaret Qualley (Once Upon a Time In Hollywood) go completely nude over and over again!
Moore plays an aging starlet fired from her workout show on her 50th birthday. She attempts to regain her youthful beauty with the help from a black market drug that will allow her to live in her current body and in that of her stroke-worthy younger self. The only catch is she has to take turns in each.
Trouble kicks in when Moore’s gilfy body grows jealous of her gorgeous younger body and her younger body longs to party every night at her older body’s expense. Things come to a head and they have it out…totally naked! It’s the greatest movie ever and it tops our prestigious list.
Not surprisingly, Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley are featured in Clatto’s list of the Best Nude Acting In Horror 2024.