2013
03.27

Minka Kelly Is a Beautiful ‘Human’

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Production has begun in Vancouver on “Human,” a sci-fi cop show pilot from J.J. Abrams (“LOST”) and J.H. Wyman (“Fringe”), starring Minka Kelly (The Roommate) and Karl Urban (Dredd) as LAPD officers working with android partners.

According to The Wrap, Kelly is playing Valerie Stahl, a uniformed cop with good morals and a puppy dogs and ice cream outlook on life. Urban co-stars as John Kennex, an embittered veteran officer critically injured during a mission gone wrong.

Kelly is coming off the failed ABC reboot series “Charlie’s Angeles.” She is best known for playing cheerleader Lyla Garrity on “Friday Night Lights” and for her leading role in Screen Gems’ psycho-bitch thriller The Roommate.

2013
03.27

‘One Tree Hill’ Star Bethany Joy Lenz Joins ‘Dexter’ Season 8!

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“Guiding Light” and “One Tree Hill” star Bethany Joy Lenz will be a recurring on season eight of Showtime’s “Dexter.” She joins new faces Rhys Coiro (Straw Dogs), Nick Gomez (Looper), old-people actress Charlotte Rampling (Melancholia) and Sean Patrick Flanery (SAW: The Final Chapter).

TV Guide reports that Lenz will play a sexy former finance executive named Cassie, looking for peace and quiet in Dexter’s neighborhood. The character will be introduced in the fourth episode of show’s supposed final season.

Lenz has not starred in a horror project since 1996’s Thinner, a crappy adaptation of the awesome Stephen King novel in which a fat man is cursed to die slowly through weight loss by a gypsy for running over and killing his daughter with his car while getting blown by his wife.

“Dexter” Season 8 premieres on Showtime June 30.

2013
03.27

Trailer: ‘The Wolverine’ Is Feeling a Little Vulnerable

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Twentieth Century Fox has released the first official trailer for The Wolverine, a sequel to 2009’s X-Men Origins: Wolverine. In theaters July 26, the film is directed by James Mangold (Knight and Day, 3:10 to Yuma) and written by Mark Bomback (Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Total Recall).

This time out, Wolverine is in modern day Japan facing off against the Silver Samurai and sexy villainess Viper. Hiroyuki Sanada (“LOST”) plays the Silver Samurai, Russian stunner Svetlana Khodchenkova ( Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy) is Viper. Hugh Jackman returns as the Wolverine.

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2013
03.25

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With the news media constantly reporting on cases of fat, skinny and/or ugly  kids getting bullied at school, it’s easy to forget how hard the pretty white kids have it. Sure, the misfits may find their heads dunked in school toilets or encouraged to commit suicide through social media, but the beautiful and popular must deal with being loved and wanted by everyone.

Millennium Entertainment sheds light on this often unreported issue with the DVD and Blu-ray release of Crush on April 9. Written by Roommate scribe Sonny Mallhi, the film stars Lucas Till as a high school heartthrob lusted after by a pretty shy girl and a pretty geek, played by “Teen Wolf’s” Crystal Reed and “The Tudors” Sarah Bloger, respectively.

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2013
03.24

Who Wants ‘Two Scoops’ of Twins Electra & Elise Avellan?

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Blackberry and Robert Rodriguez are calling on movie fans to put the finishing touches on Two Scoops, a campy short film starring sexy twins Electra and Elise Avellan (Planet Terror, Machete) as ice cream shop clerks turned monster slayers.

The movie marks the debut of Project Green Screen, an interactive venture giving fans the opportunity to participate in the movie making process, from acting to creating props for the sisters to use and a giant monster for them to fight.

Rodriguez explains:

I didn’t hear anything about green screening yourself into an Avellan Twin threesome, but this still sounds pretty cool.

The Avellan sisters broke into Hollywood as the “Crazy Twin Babysitters” in the 2007 Rodriguez/ Quentin Tarantino collaboration Grindhouse. They have since starred together in Parallel Media’s The Black Waters of Echo’s Pond and Rodriguez’s Machete and its upcoming sequel Machete Kills.

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2013
03.24

Peep the ‘Dexter’ Season 8 Teaser!

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It’s the end of the road for Dexter Morgan’s Dark Passenger and Showtime is looking in its rear-view to remind fans of the lives that have been lost throughout the series’ seven-year journey. With season eight said to be its last (Showtime has yet to officially confirm), the show’s new teaser promises that Dexter is still far from done.

Season eight of “Dexter” premieres on Showtime on June 30.

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2013
03.23

Playboy Playmate Britany Nola Gets Choked Up Over ‘American Ecstasy’

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Does photographer Jonathan Leder have to choke a bitch?

Probably not, but he seems to enjoy it anyway in his new feature film American Ecstasy, starring 2012 Playboy Playmate (pictured). Imperial Pictures has released a red-band trailer for the flick and it looks like the websites you visit when your sweetheart is asleep.

American Ecstasy follows one man’s dream to asphyxiate, torture and gun-rape young women who have left home in search of fame and fortune. According to its synopsis, The film is a metaphor to show that “the most monstrous of highway predators is America itself.”

I should have known. America always kept to itself and wet the bed as a child.

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2013
03.23
"What? Sometimes you forget to wear pants when saving the universe."

"What? Sometimes you forget to wear pants when saving the universe."

Alice Eve was the first new face to be cast in J.J. Abrams‘ Star Trek Into Darkness, the sequel to his blockbuster 2009 reboot The British stunner reportedly beat out Teresa Palmer (I Am Number 4) and Hayley Atwell (Captain America) for the part, which is not based on an existing Star Trek character.

Posted above is why. Or, maybe it was her resume. Either way, my Vulcan grip has not lightened up in hou… oh, wow, this is embarrassing. Well, I guess I’ll just finish this post up now and go take a nap. The image above comes from the film’s new trailer.

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2013
03.21

‘Jack Reacher’ Babe Alexia Fast Stars In ‘Last Kind Words’

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Image Entertainment has set a May 21 DVD release date for director Kevin Barker’s Last Kind Words, a Kentucky backwoods frightener starring Jack Reacher stunner Alexia Fast, Spencer Daniels and Brad Dourif as fat Axl Rose.

Last Kind Words follows a 17-year-old boy (Daniels) who falls for a mysterious young woman (Fast) he meets in the forest where he’s found dead bodies hanging from the trees. Peep the trailer here.

Fast made her horror debut in 2006 with the zombie horror-comedy Fido. She has since gone on to star in the 2010 sci-fi thriller Repeaters and done guest spots on the TV shows “4400,” “Masters of Horrors” and “The Secret Circle.”

The sexy Canuck is best known, however, for her role as small town seductress Sandy in Paramount Pictures’ Tom Cruise actioner Jack Reacher.

2013
03.18

‘Magic City’ Starlet Elena Satine Takes Aim at ‘The Sixth Gun’

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“Magic City” starlet Elena Satine is taking a shot at network TV with a key role on NBC’s “The Sixth Gun,” a Carlton Cuse-produced pilot based on Oni Press’ graphic novel of the same name. Jeffrey Reiner (”Friday Night Lights”) will direct the project from a script by Ryan Condal (Hercules).

“The Sixth Gun” is a supernatural western revolving around six mythical pistols, each with a unique paranormal power. When the sixth gun—the most dangerous of all—falls into the hands of an innocent farmer’s daughter (Laura Ramsey), she is immediately targeted by undead outlaws.

Satine, best known as prostitute Judi Silver on Starz “Magic City,” will play the widow Missy Hume, a beautiful Madame whose fifth gun keeps the town of Brimstone mysteriously youthful. When she learns of the sixth gun, she sets out to acquire it by any means necessary.