IFC Films has released a trailer for Dave Franco’s (“Scrubs”) directorial debut The Rental, an Airbnb-gone-horribly-wrong thriller starring Alison Brie (“Mad Men”) as a woman who plans a weekend getaway with her mate and another couple to celebrate a successful business venture.
Things go awry when terrible secrets are revealed among the friends and only get worse when they realize they’re not alone in the house! Co-stars include Dan Stevens (The Guest), Jeremy Allen White (“Shameless”), and Shelia Vand (A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night).
Stunner and real-life drama queen Olivia Munn is set to star in Replay, a sci-fi actioner described by the film’s producers to be like John Wick, The Raid, Terminator, and every other movie you’ve ever enjoyed—but definitely not like those movies you didn’t like, only the ones you really, really loved.
That right there sounds awesome! Why would the filmmakers lie? It’s gotta be amaze-balls. What? You still need to know the plot? Fine…Munn plays a hot wife who uses cutting edge tech to find her way back in time to prevent her husband from being abducted and killed by assholes.
Munn is best known for her wild hosting shenanigans on defunct network G4’s “Attack of the Show,” HBO’s old-people drama “The Newsroom,” a glorious topless turn in male-stripper dramedy Magic Mike, playing big-boobed, ninja-assassin Psylocke in Marvel’s X-Men: Apocalypse, and destroying Shane Black’s awesome Predator reboot the weekend of its release by beating a dead horse with a rehashed #MeToo tale.
Lydia Hull, best known for her recurring role in Sly Stallone’s Escape Plan flicks, co-stars alongside action star Bruce Willis in the home invasion thriller Survive the Night. The film finds Willis coming to his family’s rescue when hooligans on the lam break into their home looking for medical assistance.
Hull plays Willis’ hot daughter taken hostage by the home invaders in an effort to force her doctor husband to perform life-saving surgery. Helmed by Matt Eskandari (Victim), Survive the Night reunites Hull with Willis after co-starring in last year’s indie actioner Ten Minutes Gone.
Emilia Clarke (“Game of Thrones”) plays a circus captive in one of the tales of newly released horror anthology Murder Manual, now streaming on Amazon Prime. What the Mother of Dragons is doing here would be the mother of all mysteries if it weren’t for her rocky track record on the big screen.
But, hey, let’s not poo-poo the flick before actually watching it. The trailer looks creepy and Clarke’s “Game of Thrones” nudity has endeared her to us so deeply we’ll watch anything she does—it’s the gentlemanly thing to do.
Reigning movie stunner Megan Fox, star of Transformers and underrated cult classic Jennifer’s Body, brings her hottest mean girl charms to the role of psycho-bitch in pop star Machine Gun Kelly’s new music video, Bloody Valentine.
Fox plays Kelly’s homicidal girlfriend. Enraged by the collapse of their relationship, she takes him hostage and torments him for days with her sexy. Fox is can’t-look-away gorgeous in this and the song isn’t as awful as one would expect from Kelly.
Hollywood stunner Charlize Theron is going Atomic Blonde again for her new Netflix and Skydance thriller The Old Guard, a supernatural actioner adapted from the graphic novel of the same name about eternal mercenaries pitted against enemies who’d replicate them to make bank.
Regrettably, unlike Atomic Blonde, Theron is sporting a short dykey hairdo in the new flick and doesn’t appear to have a sexy Sofia Boutella to lez out with…but butchy Theron is better than Monster Theron so we’ll watch her kick ass regardless on July 10.
Dakota Johnson, best known for her nude acting talents in films such as Universal’s Fifty Shades of Grey franchise and Amazon Studios’ Suspiria remake, has joined the cast of Olivia Wilde’s Don’t Worry Darling, the directorial followup to her acclaimed debut Booksmart.
The psychological thriller stars Florence Pugh (Midsommar) as a 1950s housewife suffering a breakdown that threatens to unleash a less domesticated version of herself. Wilde co-stars in an undescribed pivotal role. No word on Johnson’s character, but we’re assuming she’ll bring the butt, boobs, and bush!
Also co-starring in the New Line Cinema thriller are vagina-less actors Shia LaBeouf (Transformers) and Chris Pine (Wonder Woman).
Blake Lively produces and stars in the Netflix original movie Dark Days at the Magna Carta, the first film in a potential trilogy set around a hot mom fiercely fighting to keep her family safe in the aftermath of a catastrophic event that threatens all of humanity.
Dark Days at the Magna Carta is written by one of those ass-hats privileged enough to work the mail room at a top talent agency who is now privileged to eat lobster with Lively and snort coke out of hooker buttholes—we’re not jealous, you’re jealous!
Lively, who came to fame in The CW’s “Gossip Girl” series, is known to genre fans for her role in the darkly comedic murder mystery A Simple Favor and for playing hot-surfer-chick vs. shark in The Shallows.
IFC Midnight has released The Wretched on VOD. Zarah Mahler, a “Ghost Whisperer” alumna and Beyond Skyline co-star, stars as a hot mom possessed by an evil entity from the woods in an otherwise small idyllic tourist town.
A troubled teenage boy (John-Paul Howard) moves in next door to the malicious MILF and, rather than try to screw her old, sexy bones, is convinced she’s a witch who has taken control of the neighbors and is preying on the town’s young children.
Piranha 3DD stunner Katrina Bowden is once again up against a deadly fish in director Martin Wilson’s feature film debut Great White. Bowden plays a hot sea plane pilot who crash lands in the ocean with her boyfriend while flying passengers to a picturesque destination. The group must swim to the beach for safety while hunted by great white sharks.
Bowden said:
I feel very lucky to get the chance to work in Australia, especially on a film project I love so much that is unlike others I have done before. It is going to be a very fun adventure.”
Bowden, best known for her role on the NBC comedy “30 Rock,” is the very sexy star of such notable fright flicks as John Gulager’s Piranha 3DD, Nurse 3D with wacko sex-pot Paz de la Huerta (“Boardwalk Empire”), horror-comedy Scary Movie 5, and Eli Craig’s hilarious cult classic Tucker & Dale vs. Evil.
