2015
04.08

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A May 22 theatrical and VOD release date has been announced for writer and director Tom Six’s The Human Centipede: Final Sequence. The new sequel is set in a men’s prison and will feature a 500-person centipede… that’s a lot of man ass.

Franchise villains Dieter Laser (Dr. Heiter of Human Centipede: First Sequence) and Laurence R. Harvey (copycat killer Martin of Human Centipede: Full Sequence) return to the fold and are joined by B-movie stalwart Eric Roberts. How ex-porn star Bree Olson (pictured) fits in the mix remains to be seen.

EW scored the official synopsis:

Bully prison warden Bill Boss (Laser), leading a big state prison in the US of A, has a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor (Roberts).

He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane. Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight (Harvey) comes up with a brilliant idea.

A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.

2015
04.05

Will ‘Poltergeist’ Curse Kill Remake’s Cast?

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Twentieth Century Fox has released a new trailer for producer Sam Raimi’s remake of Tobe Hooper’s 1982 supernatural blockbuster Poltergeist. Gil Kenan (Monster House) directs the film from a script written by David Lindsay-Abaire (Oz the Great and Powerful).

Poltergeist tells the story of a tight knit family taking on supernatural forces with the help of a medium to bring back their abducted young daughter from a netherworld. The movie looks creepy-cool and reminds us why clowns are dicks.

The only question now is if the remake’s cast will survive the Poltergeist curse, which took the lives of five franchise actors including it young star Heather O’Rourke (Carol Ann Freeling), dead from septic shock in 1988, and Dominique Dunne (Dana Freeling), choked to death by an ex-boyfriend.

Will Sampson, best known for playing Chief Bromden in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, played good spirit Taylor in Poltergeist 2. He died of kidney failure after a heart transplant. The awesome Julian Beck played evil Reverend Henry Kane in the same film. He passed from stomach cancer.

Zelda Rubinstein, who played the series’ iconic seer Tangina Barrons, died in 2010 at the age of 76 from natural causes… or did she? Okay… Rubinstein, Sampson, and Beck were all old and their deaths not very shocking, but still kinda fascinating and weird, no?

Poltergeist arrives May 22. Tells us who’s croaking first: Sam Rockwell, Rosemarie DeWitt, Kennedi Clements, Jared Harris, Saxon Sharbino, Susan Heyward, Jane Adams, and Nicholas Braun.

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2015
03.29

‘L Word’s’ Kate French Keeps You Up in ‘Echoes’

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“L Word” stunner Kate French stars in Anchor Bay Entertainment’s Echoes, arriving on Blu-ray and DVD April 14. French plays a woman tormented by sleep paralysis and a mysterious and menacing figure that comes to her during the episodes.

French is best known for playing feisty party girl Niki Stevens in Showtime’s lesbian soap “The L Word,” but horror fans may have spotted her in the 2009 mad doctor slasher Sutures and last years house-in-the-woods frightener The Red House.

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2015
03.26

‘The Flash’s’ Danielle Panabaker Experiences a ‘Time Lapse’

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XLrator Media has set a May 15 VOD and limited theatrical release date for Time Lapse, a long-gestating time travel thriller starring “The Flash’s” Danielle Panabaker. Marking the feature directorial debut of a dude named Bradley King, the film centers on three friends facing grave danger after discovering a time machine.

Panabaker made her horror debut playing Kevin Costner’s daughter in the 2007 serial-killer drama Mr. Brooks. She has since starred in a string of notable frighteners: Friday the 13th, The Crazies, Piranha DD, The Ward, Girls Against Boys. She can currently be seen on The CW’s “The Flash” as villain Caitlin Snow.

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2015
03.25

Vivica A. Fox Is Free for ‘Independence Day 2’

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Vivica A. Fox is set to reprise her role as stripper and single mom Jasmine Dubrow in Roland Emmerich’s Independence Day 2, co-starring Liam Hemsworth (Hunger Games), Jessie Usher (InAPPropriate Comedy), Charlotte Gainsbourg (Antichrist), and Jeff Goldblum, reprising his role as geek hero David Levinson.

While it’s doubtful Fox’s character is still stripping, she is still one hot mama to her now grown son (Usher). Baby-Daddy Will Smith won’t be back however, having turned down the sequel. Twentieth Century Fox will release the film June 24, 2016.

Fox is coming off another high-profile sequel… Syfy’s Sharknado 2: The Second One. Her notable creds include Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill 1 & 2, Idle Hands with Jessica Alba, Kevin Williamson’s Teaching Mrs. Tingle, and of course Booty Call.

Independence Day was released in 1996 and earned more than $800 million worldwide.

2015
03.20

‘Insidious 3’ Is Some Spooky Shit!

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Focus Features has released a new trailer for Insidious: Chapter 3, the directorial debut of Insidious and SAW co-creator Leigh Whannell. Set to release May 29, the film serves as a prequel to the hit franchise, providing an origins story for its psychic heroine Elise Rainier (Lin Shaye).

Synopsis reads:

This chilling prequel, set before the haunting of the Lambert family, reveals how gifted psychic Elise Rainier reluctantly agrees to use her ability to contact the dead in order to help a teenage girl (Stefanie Scott) who has been targeted by a dangerous supernatural entity.

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2015
03.16

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Scream queen Briana Evigan and genre king Danny Trejo are joining season two of Robert Rodriguez’s “From Dusk Till Dawn,” a small-screen adaptation of Rodriguez’s 1996 Aztec vampire thriller. The new season premieres this summer with Rodriguez behind the camera.

Evigan will play American expatriate Sonja, a tattoo artist and forgery expert working in the Mexican underground. Trejo, who played bartender and stage emcee Razor Charlie in the original film, has been recast in the series as demonic entity, The Regulator.

“From Dusk Till Dawn” is currently in production. Evigan and Trejo join series originals D.J. Cotrona (Seth Gecko) and Zane Holtz (Richie Gecko), Wilmer Valderrama (Carlos Madrigal), and stunner Eiza González (Santánico Pandemonium).

2015
03.14

Felicity Jones First Cast in ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ She Is!

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Disney announced this week the title for its first standalone Star Wars feature: Star Wars: Rogue One. Godzilla director Gareth Edwards helms the film from a script by Chris Weitz (Cinderella). Academy Award nominee Felicity Jones (Theory of Everything) is the first cast for the project.

Cameras will roll on Star Wars: Rogue One this summer and is slated for release Dec. 16, 2016, a year away from the Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Dec. 18 release. Star Wars: Episode VIII releases May 26, 2017 and will be directed by Rian Johnson (Looper).

Jones is coming off the Stephen Hawking biopic The Theory of Everything, for which she is nominated for an Oscar, and Marc Webb’s The Amazing Spider-Man 2. She will next star opposite Tom Hanks in Ron Howard’s new Da Vinci Code sequel Inferno.

2015
03.14

Alexandra Daddario & Carla Gugino Rock in New ‘San Andreas’ Trailer!

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A new trailer has gone online for New Line’s San Andreas, an epic earthquake flick set in the wake of California’s “Big One.” Dwayne Johnson plays a special-ops firefighter on a trek from L.A. to San Francisco with his hot estranged wife (Carla Gugino) to find his hot and busty daughter (Alexandra Daddario).

The new trailer shows off plenty of destruction and, more importantly, gives us a look at a very sexy and dreamy Carla Gugino waking up to buildings falling on her head and Alexandra Daddario wide-eyed and in a tight tank top. Please, God, let them survive!

San Andreas is directed by Brad Peyton (Journey 2: The Mysterious Island) from a script by Carey Hayes and Chad Hayes (The Conjuring), polished by Carlton Cuse (“LOST”). It arrives in theaters May 29.

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2015
03.12

Lucy Lawless Has Her Ticket to ‘Ash Vs. Evil Dead’

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“Spartacus” star Lucy Lawless returns to Starz for its new “Ash Vs. Evil Dead” television series from producers Sam Raimi, husband Rob Tapert, and Bruce Campbell, reprising his role as boomstick bad boy Ashley J. Williams.

“Ash Vs. Evil Dead” picks up 30-years after Ash’s last battle with the Deadites and finds the reluctant hero forced out of hiding to stop a new uprising. Lawless plays a mysterious woman out to nix the source of the evil, who she happens to think is Ash.

“Ash vs. Evil Dead” will feature 10 30-minute episodes and is slated to premiere later this year. Raimi will co-write and direct the pilot episode.

Lawless is coming off the Starz original series “Spartacus” in which she played Lucretia, the ambitious and conniving wife of Spartacus owner Quintus Batiatus. She plays German witch Countess Marburg on season two of WGN’s “Salem” and is, of course, best known as “Xena: Warrior Princess.”