Warner Bros. and DC Entertainment have released a new trailer for Wonder Woman 1984, the unexpectedly whimsical sequel to the 2017 blockbuster original, starring Gal Gadot as the Amazonian superhero stunner.
Set in the 80s, the film pits our sexy hero up against The Cheetah (Kristen Wiig), a ridiculous villain who looks like a cross between Cheetos’ Chester Cheetah and something out of last year’s horrendous Cats adaptation. Seriously, the effects look awful.
What doesn’t look awful is, of course, Gadot, who continues to sport the skimpiest costume of today’s prudish heroines. It’s impossible not to think of what is going on underneath that skirt while she jumps, fights, and twirls to save the day and this silly movie.
Margot Robbie returns as Harley Quinn in Warner Bros.’ The Suicide Squad, a reboot of the much maligned 2016 original from once promising director David Ayer. Hollywood degenerate James Gunn (Guardians of the Galaxy) is now at the helm, a fortunate turn for the studio, following Gunn’s temporary firing by Disney for his string of disturbing pedophile tweets on Twitter.
Robbie, who last played Harley Quinn in the buffoonish and extremely unsexy Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey, is looking much hotter in the new film, described as a gritty 70s war movie, featuring our band of misfit anti-heroes (but her Ayer Suicide Squad boot shorts will be terribly missed).
Warner Bros. released The Justice League in 2017 and it was dubbed a turd faster than a speeding bullet. The reason, it’s largely believed, was due to helmer Zack Snyder handing the flick over to Avengers director Joss Whedon when personal tragedy struck. Whedon shit the bed and DC was left with a mess in its hands.
Geeks clamored for what soon became known as the Snyder cut of the film and HBO Max has come to the rescue, announcing a 2021 release of Snyder’s Justice League, minus Whedon’s stank, as a four-hour series on its streaming service. Here’s hoping half of that run-time is spent on slow-mo shots of Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman running, jumping, and sucker punching!
Warner Bros. has released a first trailer for its eagerly anticipated caped crusader reboot The Batman, starring Twilight vamp Robert Pattinson as our new hero. Matt Reeves (Let Me In, Cloverfield) is at the helm with Paul Dano (Prisoners) as Batman nemesis The Riddler and stunner Zoe Kravitz as a young Catwoman.
A trailer has gone online for the French/British indie fright film The Owners, starring “Game of Thrones” favorite Maisie Williams. Set in the early 90s, the film follows a group of young hooligans as they attempt to rob the home of a rich elderly doctor and his wife.
Things go horribly wrong, however, when the old farts turn out to be anything but vulnerable. Williams, who last earned a spot on our esteemed list of The 5 Hottest Nude Acting Performances of 2019, plays one of the thieves’ girlfriend, an otherwise sensible girl who lets herself get dragged into the ill fated heist.
AMC’s “Fear the Walking Dead” returns for its sixth season on Oct. 11. Showrunners are promising the show’s darkest season and the tight and creepy trailer appears to back up their words…until you realize its big, bad heavy is the ridiculously goofy Virginia (Colby Minifie), a cartoonish buffoon in a stupid hat.
“Fear the Walking Dead” continues to have the lamest villains on T.V. Remember Martha, the old, fat black lady who somehow not only survived the zombie apocalypse on her own, but proved to be an unbelievably formidable foe for Morgan and everyone who crossed her path? Virginia is the same kind of goofball.
Well, here’s hoping Morgan dies and with him the show’s bullshit pacifist nonsense. Be fun to instead be treated to a season of resident stunner Alycia Debnam-Carey kicking zombie ass with her crew of misfits (and that Maggie Grace grows her hair out!).
Megan Fox guns for a comeback in Rogue, an action thriller from director M.J. Bassett (Silent Hill: Revelation) for Lionsgate. The film stars the Hollywood stunner as a hot mercenary stranded with her unit in Africa among violent rebels and man-eating lions when her mission is fubar.
Fox, most recently seen as Machine Gun Kelly’s psycho-bitch girlfriend in his video for “Bloody Valentine,” has thrilled genre fans with roles in Michael Bay’s Transformers, the criminally underrated Jennifer’s Body, and the rightfully panned, but oh-my-God-she’s never looked-hotter, Jonah Hex.
Rogue arrives On Demand Aug. 28 and on home video Sept. 1.
Universal Pictures and Blumhouse have released a teaser trailer for Halloween Kills, a sequel to the 2018 reboot helmed by David Gordon Green (“Eastbound & Down”) and co-written and produced by comedic actor Danny McBride (“Eastbound & Down”).
Halloween Kills picks up after the events of 2018’s Halloween and finds Michael Myers killing a shitload of peeps. According to insiders, the installment is said to be its most violent.
Jamie Lee Curtis returns as iconic final girl Laurie Strode, Judy Greer (War for the Planet of the Apes) as Strode’s daughter Karen, and Andi Matichak (”666 Park Avenue”) as Strode’s hot granddaughter Allyson. Halloween creator John Carpenter is also back as executive producer and to score the film’s soundtrack.
Jaime King is set to star alongside Bruce Willis in survival thriller Out of Death. The blonde stunner plays a hot chick who witnesses a crime in progress and runs into the woods to evade the four culprits. With them on her tail, she seeks the help of a retired forest ranger (Willis).
King is coming off the Netflix zombie series “Black Summer” and has starred in a string of notable thrillers, including Robert Rodriguez’s Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, Anchor Bay’s redo of the 1984 holiday classic Silent Night, Deadly Night (renamed Silent Night), and Darren Lynn Bousman’s remake of the 1980 Troma Entertainment’s rape/revenge thriller Mother’s Day.
Netflix has released a new trailer for its upcoming Skydance thriller The Old Guard, a supernatural actioner adapted from the graphic novel of the same name about eternal mercenaries pitted against enemies who’d replicate them to make bank—premiering July 10.
Charlize Theron goes all Atomic Blonde as the leader of the group. Co-stars include Chiwetel Ejiofor of the “Firefox” movie Serenity and Vietnamese stunner Van Veronica Ngo, best known for her role as heroic gunner and pilot Paige Tico in Star Wars: The Last Jedi.
