It’s time to dust off your denim and strap on your studs. Metal gods Slayer, Megadeth, and Testament are embarking on a 26 date tour across the U.S. and Canada, kicking off on Jan. 18 in Seattle. The “American Carnage” bill marks the first time Slayer and Megadeth have shared a stage since 1991’s “Clash of the Titans” tour, which included thrashers Anthrax. Tickets for most shows go on sale this Friday. Check out the info:

If you’re wondering what’s so horrific about a concert, you obviously haven’t found yourself on the floor, gasping for breath, as eight 300 lbs guys fall on your head during Slayer’s “Angel of the Death.” Nor have you had your girlfriend ripped off your shoulders, stripped, and carried off like The Vanishing during Megadeth’s “Wake Up Dead.” That reminds me: Dude with the Corrosion of Conformity shirt, we left your girl by the Chevron on 3rd St. Hope all worked out!

"No Way, Dude, Dave Mustaine Was Totally Looking At Me, Not You!"

Seriously, this tour is gonna be some crazy, violent fun.