Director Christopher Nolan’s upcoming mind-bender Inception will undoubtedly leave moviegoers with a lot of questions—the most pressing of all (for those of us with penises) being “who was that hot blonde?”

Her name is Telulah Riley and, if you have a girlfriend, you’ve already seen her in Pride & Prejudice opposite Keira Knightley.

The 24-year-old British starlet is still working on making a name for herself in Hollywood. Thankfully, the folks at Esquire U.K. have convinced Riley to pursue the softcore porn artistic route in their current March issue:

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