Audrina Patridge is sure to get a whole new group of stalkers thanks to her bikini-clad pictorial in FHM U.K. The star of last year’s sexy slasher Sorority Row and MTV’s horrific rich-bitch soap “The Hills” graces the cover of the magazine’s April issue.

The shots feature Patridge and her magnificent breasts frolicking beach side in various bikinis. The issue is available online and wherever the hell they still sell these things called magazines.

Take off your pants and check out the gallery:

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