When I first saw Star Wars as a kid, I thought Darth Vader was some kind of cool, evil robot. Six years later, Return of the Jedi revealed to me that he was just a wrinkled old white guy in a mask. I was horrified. Now, I have learned something else about the Sith Lord that is disturbing: He speaks like a pansy.

A video featuring David Prowse, the man behind the Vader mask, reading lines in his own voice has hit the web. Needless-to-say, it lacks the menacing tone of James Earl Jones.

Check it out: