Let’s face it… not everyone likes horror movies or being herded through a horror maze at a Halloween haunt. These people are terrible, joyless individuals who deserve to die alone. Unfortunately, many have insanely hot bodies, making them impossible not to date.

So, what to do?

If you’re in Los Angeles, take them to Wokcano’s “Wok-ing Dead” Halloween Party on Saturday, Oct. 26 at the restaurant’s new Santa Monica location. The evening will include food and drink specials, dancing, and costume contests.

From the press release:

The WOK-ing DEAD Halloween Party will include Top 40 and House music by DJ Frankie, costume contests, a photobooth, and spooktacular food and drink specials from 8-10 p.m.

Guests can enter the costume contest for the chance to win hundreds in prizes for best zombie, sexiest, scariest, most original or best overall costume of the night. Come drink, dance and celebrate this multi-level outdoor nightclub with fellow demons, zombies and ghouls.

To purchase tickets and for complete event details, click here.