Doing its part to promote Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Shia LaBeouf’s penis did an interview with Details in which it revealed that it totally hooked up with former costar Megan Fox and made a cuckold out of her then-boyfriend-now-husband Brian Austin Green.

Said LaBeouf’s penis:

Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them. I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.

When asked if Fox was involved with Green at the time, LaBeouf’s penis replied:

I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know . . . It was what it was.

Fox, who famously stated in a 2010 interview with Harper Bazaar that she had only bedded two guys in her life (Green and a childhood boyfriend), is gonna have a lot of explaining to do when she gets to the Peach Pit tonight.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon opens June 29 at midnight.