2024
09.30

Every dad knows the best part about having kids is banging the babysitter. But what if that nanny proves to be an unstable psycho out to steal your kid and murder your wife because she blames her for destroying her family?

Well, of course, you continue to smash. Especially if she looks like Maika Monroe (Longlegs) or old school sex symbol Rebecca De Mornay (Hand That Rocks the Cradle, Risky Business). Just know it won’t end well so make sure anal is part of the deal before taking a shovel to the face.

Speaking of Monroe and Mornay, the former is set to step into the latter’s shoes for the 20th Century Studios remake of the classic 90s thriller, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle. At the helm is Michelle Garza Cervera (Huesera), directing from a script by Micah Bloomberg (“Homecoming”).

Monroe, who is coming off the red hot indie frightener Longlegs, first captured horror fans’ hearts in 2014’s acclaimed supernatural thriller, It Follows–a contender on Clatto’s esteemed list for the 10 Sexiest Horror Movies of 2015. Other notable roles include Roland Emmerich’s ID4 sequel Independence Day: Resurgence, Neil Jordan’s cougar/cub nightmare Greta, IFC Midnight’s Watcher, and the backpacking, survival thriller Significant Other.

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