“Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Angel” alumna Charisma Carpenter is set to star in Mail Order Monster, a fam-friendly frightener about a tween girl who orders parts from a comic book ad to build a monster to keep a hot MILF from marrying her dad.

Carpenter plays the hot chick the little girl’s dad is banging endlessly in the butt (or so we imagine). Josh Hopkins (“Cougar Town”) co-stars as the dad banging Carpenter in the butt every night and Madison Horcher plays his cock-blocking nag of a daughter.

Carpenter first broke hearts as high schooler/vamp-killer Cordelia Chase on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and spinoff “Angel.” She also starred on “Veronica Mars,” Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables, Ryan Murphy’s “Scream Queens,” and a long string of horror and erotic thrillers.

In 2015, Carpenter’s performance in Bound – a Fifty Shades of Grey knockoff – earned her a spot on Clatto’s esteemed list of Hottest Nude-Acting Performances.