2014
12.19

Tricia Helfer Went a Little Nude in Syfy’s ‘Ascension’

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Space movies seem to be all the rage these days, but films like Interstellar and Gravity often sacrifice nudity for frivolous things like story and character development. Fortunately, we have Syfy and its six-hour mini-series Ascension.

The show, which came to its conclusion last night, starred Tricia Helfer as the Chief Steward on board a space ship secretly launched in 1963 by the U.S. government to populate a new world. Fifty years later, they remained lost in space and faced with an unexpected murder.

Now, any other sci-fi movie or show would have focused on that alone, but Ascension made sure to reward viewers with plenty of eye candy, including a nude shot of Helfer’s tush! Peep the scene and pics here.

2014
12.16

If Your Penis Only Watches One Movie This Year… Let It Be ‘Muck’

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Anchor Bay Entertainment has released a new trailer for Muck, a hyper-violent indie slasher about a group of friends seeking refuge from harm in an abandoned Cape Cod vacation home and finding a more evil force inside. The movie is the middle chapter in a trilogy set before, during, and after St. Patrick’s Day.

Shot on location in Cape Cod, Muck features practical effects, frivolous nudity, and horror icon Kane Hodder. Babes include 2012 Playmate of the Year Jaclyn Swedberg, Miss Cape Cod 2013 Audra Van Hees, Miss Cape Cod 2012 Ashley Green Elizabeth, and Lauren Francesca (pictured above).

Muck arrives in theaters on Friday, March 13 in limited release and on home video March 17.

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2014
12.13

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Open Road has released a new trailer for director Erik Van Looy’s sexually charged who-dun-it The Loft, a remake of his own 2008 Belgian thriller of the same name. The film tells the story of five married men who together rent an apartment where they can each take their mistresses to bone.

One day, a sexy blonde conquest wakes up dead and handcuffed to the bed. The men suspect each other and each others wives… fearing what’s to come next.

Hubbies are played by Karl Urban (Dredd), James Marsden (Straw Dogs), Eric Stonestreet (”Modern Family”), Wentworth Miller (“Prison Break”) and Matthias Schoenaerts (Rust and Bone). Rhona Mitra (Doomsday), Rachael Taylor (See No Evil), Valerie Cruz (”True Blood”) and Isabel Lucas (Red Dawn) play the skirts.

The Loft opens Jan. 23, 2015.

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2014
12.13

‘I Spit On Your Grave’ Documentary Teases Camille Keaton, Meir Zarchi Interviews!

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A trailer has gone online for Growing Up with I Spit On Your Grave, a new documentary on Meir Zarchi’s controversial 1978 revenge-thriller Day of the Woman, re-released as I Spit On Your Grave in 1980. The film is directed by Meir Zarchi’s son Terry Zarchi and includes interviews with Meir and Camille Keaton.

I Spit On Your Grave starred Keaton as Jill, a young novelist out to maim and murder the men who gang-raped her repeatedly while she vacationed alone in the woods for inspiration. The film was pulled from theaters upon its release and now rotting critic Roger Ebert dismissed it as a “vile bag of garbage.”

Despite all the hate, the gory flick remains a cult favorite among aficionados of non-consensual sodomy and group sex. It was successfully remade in 2010 by Steven R. Monroe with Sarah Butler in the role of Jill and Meir Zarchi producing. There is also talk of a new sequel from Meir, picking up decades after the original.

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2014
12.13

Sleep Paralysis is a Total ‘Nightmare’

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Ever been caught in between slumber and awakening without the ability to move? If you’re like us, you probably figured it was the excessive boozing and the burrito popping of the night before working your body towards a paralyzing stroke. But, what if more sinister forces were at play?

Sleep paralysis afflicts many people, a large number of which report seeing frightening figures looming over them or even sitting on them as it happens. This horrifying phenomenon is the subject of Rodney Ascher’s The Nightmare, a documentary-horror film following eight people’s experiences with sleep paralysis.

The Nightmare will have its world premiere at next month’s Sundance Film Festival.

2014
12.11

Suck the Big One, Cali: ‘San Andreas’ Trailer Hits!

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Living in California, you may chuckle when a trailer park is whipped into the air by a twister in the Midwest; shrug when hurricanes hit the east coast; watch with morbid curiosity as a tsunami drowns Japan. But the slightest tremor under your feet and you’re crapping your pants, screaming “EARTHQUAKE!”

New Line Cinema has released the first trailer for director Brad Peyton’s quake thriller San Andreas… and it’s absolutely horrifying because everyone in California knows its coming. Those not from here, well it’s your turn to laugh and/or marvel at our imminent doom.

San Andreas is written by Carey Hayes and Chad Hayes (The Conjuring) and stars Dwayne Johnson as a special-ops firefighter on a trek from Los Angeles to San Francisco with his estranged wife (Carla Gugino) to find his insanely hot and busty daughter (Alexandra Daddario) in the wake of a deadly earthquake.

San Andreas hits May 29, 2015.

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2014
12.11

‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer Drives Us Mad w/ Anticipation!

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2015 is going to be an amazing year for genre fans. Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Jurassic World, and Terminator: Genisys are already working geek boners overtime. But, there is an apocalyptic beast rolling up behind them: Mad Max: Fury Road, the fourth installment in the George Miller directed franchise.

Warner Bros. has released a new trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road and it is outrageously good, chockful of mayhem and eye-popping movie magic. Picking up after the events in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, the sequel stars Tom Hardy (Dark Knight Rises) as the iconic character “Mad” Max Rockatansky.

Mad Max: Fury Road revs up May 15, 2015.

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2014
12.07

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“Degrassi: The Next Generation” alumna Chloe Rose stars in Hellions, a Halloween set frightener that finds a pretty teen girl tormented by three trick-or-treaters. Robert Patrick (Terminator: Judgement Day) and stunner Rachel Wilson (SAW 7) co-star.

Hellions is directed by Bruce McDonald and penned by Colony scribe Pascal Trottier. The film has been selected to play for the Park City at midnight program at the 2015 Sundance Film Festival, taking place Jan. 22 – Feb. 1. First set of images have gone online, and are posted below just for you 🙂

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2014
12.06

Ana de Armas, Lorenza Izzo Torment Keanu Reeves’ Penis in ‘Knock Knock’

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Images have gone online for Eli Roth’s Knock Knock, a psycho-sexual thriller guaranteed titillate and frighten married men everywhere. The film stars Keanu Reeves as a happily married man who gets an unexpected visit from two hot young girls while his family is away. Bad things ensue.

Roth wrote the film with his Aftershock collaborators Nicolas Lopez and Guillermo Amoedo. The hot psycho chicks are played by Cuban stunner Ana de Armas (El Callejon) and Chilean model/actress Lorenza Izzo (Green Inferno).

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2014
12.06

Krysten Ritter is the Bitch in ‘Marvel’s A.K.A. Jessica Jones’

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Krysten Ritter is set to topline “Marvel’s A.K.A. Jessica Jones,” the studio’s new superhero series for Netflix. Ritter plays Jones, a costumed heroine suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder, running a detective agency to aid other superheroes.

“Jessica Jones” is one of four new superhero shows Marvel is producing for Netflix, which include “Daredevil,” “Ironfist,” and “Luke Cage,” leading to a “Defenders” miniseries. Actor Mike Colter will be introduced as Cage midway through the series. Twilight scribe Melissa Rosenberg serves as showrunner.

Ritter is a former model turned actress best known for the rightfully cancelled ABC series “Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23” and more awesomely as Jesse Pinkman’s doomed druggie girlfriend Jane Margolis on AMC’s much missed Emmy winner “Breaking Bad.”