We watch horror films to get scared… but sometimes what is most frightening of all isn’t the axe-wielding killer, the evil ghost, or the razor-toothed monster. Sometimes… it’s that strange feeling of titillation that creeps up on us. Why are we feeling aroused by rape, vengeance, torture, and murder?

We’ll tell you why… because you’re disgusting and vile people who get off on the misfortune and misery of others—provided they’re hot of course! Don’t feel bad. Like we’ve told you before… unlike your family or the law, we won’t judge you. In fact, we’ll enable you’re sick and twisted desires!

As we did in 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013, our annual 10 Sexiest Horror Films of the year are listed below. Comment, complain, or better yet… contribute. What horror films got you off so hard you’re riddled with guilt and self-hate?

And… make sure to check out our 5 Hottest Nude-Acting Performances in Horror 2014.

Happy New Year!

10. LUCKY BASTARD

Betsy Rue thrilled fans of boobs and blood alike with her 8-minute full-frontal nude turn in the 2009 remake of My Bloody Valentine, attempting to escape a killer in nothing but a pair of heels. This year, Rue rewarded fans for their undying devotion to her vaginal charms by once again going commando in Lucky Bastard.

Rue plays single mom turned adult star Ashley Saint, a performer caught at the center of a porn mope’s revenge plot after he is humiliated for ejaculating prematurely on the LuckyBastard.com, a pro-am site that pairs fans with their favorite starlets. Gorgeous Catherine Annette also provides full-frontal thrills.

09. CAM2CAM

“Pretty Little Liars” star Tammin Sursok toplines Cam2Cam, a slasher from director Joel Soisson (Children of the Corn: Genesis) about an American webcam model in Bangkok trying to stay alive amidst a group of online sex entertainers harboring a demented secret.

Sursok does not go nude in the cyber-thriller, but three of her stunning co-stars do: Sarah Bonrepaux (ABCs of Death), Jade Tailor (Don’t Pass Me By), and Alessa Aichinger (Vamp Bikers), making this more of a Mam2Mam affair.

08. VAMPYRES

Vampyres is Victor Matellano’s remake of recently deceased Spanish fright master José Ramón Larraz’s 1974 classic Vampyres, a kink-fueled tale centered on a pair of lesbian vampires and the victims they lure to their lair with promises of hot orgy sex.

Spanish stunners Marta Flich (Omnivores) and Almudena Leon (Wax) play the lesbian bloodsuckers. They meet their match when a group of tourists they target includes a man with a mysterious past. The screenplay is written by Matellano and Larraz, who passed in the fall of 2013.

07. CANNIBAL

Spanish filmmaker Manuel Martin Cuebca’s Cannibal is an erotically charged tale about a coldblooded cannibal who unexpectedly develops a taste for love when he meets a tasty new morsel, played by Romanian starlet Olimpia Melinte.

The film finds a mild-mannered tailor in a sleepy Spanish town who slices up undocumented Eastern European women for use in his extravagant entrees. Melinte and newcomer Delphine Tempels go full frontal in the pic, and get a T&A assist from Sara Velazquez.

06. THE SCRIBBLER

XLrator Media’s The Scribbler is an adaptation of Daniel Schaffer’s 2006 graphic novel, starring the gorgeous Katie Cassidy as a woman risking her sanity with an experimental machine designed to eliminate her multiple personalities.

Cassidy, who currently stars as Black Canary on The CW’s hit superhero show “Arrow,” goes topless in the film, a rarity for the blonde stunner. But, that’s just the icing on the nipple. Human Centipede babe Ashlynn Yennie co-stars as an unstable woman with a fear of clothes, going full-frontal and back.

05. 24 EXPOSURES

Writer and director Joe Swanberg’s 24 Exposures is a serial killer drama set in the world of fetish porn. Billy, a photographer who stages eroticized female death scenarios for his pictures, becomes the prime suspect in a string of murder cases involving his models.

The film is chockful of boobs, butts, and lesbian action from Sophia Takal (V/H/S), Helen Rogers (V/H/S), Caroline White (Open Five 2) and Lydia Hyslop (Lake Dead). Throw in a little necrophilia and your movie night is made!

04. WRONG TURN 6

Wrong Turn 6 is the newest sequel in the hugely successful hillbilly horror series from 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment. Directed by a dude named Valeri Milev and written by another guy named Frank H. Woodward, the slasher amped up the nudes this year.

Along with presenting plenty of boobs and tush, the sequel featured one of its most attractive female casts to date including British stunner Roxanne Pallett (Lake Placid 3), “Game of Thrones” whore Talitha Luke-Eardley (pictured), Sadie Katz (Scorned), and super hot Aqueela Zoll (Diary of a Psychopath).

03. PARLOR

Parlor stars horror icon Robert Lasardo as an international renowned tattoo artist living in Lithuania where he targets American tourists for use in his underground business: selling custom portraits created on tapestries made of human skin (peep the review).

Parlor is brutally gruesome and bloody and a welcome throwback to the shameless slasher, gleefully mixing sex and violence to guilt-inducing new heights. There’s great nudity here from a stunning cast of female leads and extras, including Finnish model/actress and real-life tattoo artist Sara Fabel and busty British lad magazine model Beth Humphreys.

Parlor premiered at this year’s Screamfest Film Festival. No word on when it will hit theaters or home video, but it makes this list because we dug it and want to get you further pumped for its release.

02. NURSE

Paz de la Huerta became a bona fide star after a string of jaw-dropping nude scenes on HBO’s “Boardwalk Empire.” Since then, her naked butthole can be seen just about anywhere. This, of course, is a good thing and used gloriously in Lionsgate’s Nurse 3D.

Huerta, who plays a homicidal nurse with lesbian tendencies, goes completely nude in the slasher, leaving nothing to the imagination—the way God intended movie nudity to be. Added shots of stroke-value come from Katrina Bowden, exposing some squeezable cheeks, and Vanessa Lai Fox boobage.

01. UNDER THE SKIN

Jonathan Glazer’s Under the Skin is an adaptation of Michel Faber’s debut novel about an alien disguised as a hot slut out to seduce and trap the men of earth as food for her species. Unlike Lifeforce, in which a nude alien vampress does the same, Under the Skin is pure (f)art-house fare.

What makes it a must-see/must-own masterpiece is the onscreen nude debut of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett puts it all out there (the trifecta of nudity: boobs, bush, butt) and it is wonderful.

Kim Dickens (“Sons of Anarchy,” “LOST”) is tapped to play the female lead in AMC’s tentatively titled “Cobalt,” the eagerly anticipated spinoff series to its ratings juggernaut “The Walking Dead.” She will play Nancy Tompkins, a former guidance counselor and single mom to an ambitious daughter and junkie son.

Written by “Walking Dead” creator Robert Kirkman and showrunner Dave Erickson, the spinoff is set in Los Angeles and takes place during the very same zombie apocalypse of the original “Walking Dead.”

Co-stars include Alycia Debnam-Carey (Into the Storm) and Frank Dillane (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince) as Tompkins’ kids and Cliff Curtis (Colombiana) as her divorced teacher love interest. Cameras are slated to roll in early 2015.

MTV has released a trailer for its new serial killer series “Eye Candy.” Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice plays Lindy, a beautiful hacker exposing terrorists, criminals, and killers on her blog—unlike most bloggers who simply eat Hot Pockets and download music illegally all day long.

Determined to have a life despite saving the world one post at a time, Lindy turns to online dating in the hopes of meeting a suitable suitor but catches the attention of a deadly cyberstalker instead. “Eye Candy” premieres Jan. 12.

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What better way to experience Isolation than with stunning starlets Tricia Helfer (“Battlestar Galactica”) and Annalynn McCord (“90210”)? Oh, yeah… do it in Nassau, the Bahamas. That’s where director Shane Dax Taylor’s new island thriller is set.

Isolation stars Helfer and Luke Mably (28 Days Later) as a wedded couple rekindling their marriage while on a romantic island getaway. Things take a dangerous turn when they meet killers McCord and Dominic Purcell (“Prison Break”).

The Chad Law scripted film is reminiscent of 2009’s awesome Milla Jovovich vehicle A Perfect Getaway, but an island setting means bikinis so there’s no going wrong with Isolation. Who knows, maybe Helfer, who is coming off a sexy butt-revealing turn on Syfy’s “Ascension,” will take a skinny dip—her character is trying to spice up her marriage.

IFC Midnight has released a trailer for Dark Summer, a supernatural thriller from Grace director Paul Solet and screenwriter Mike Le. The film stars Keir Gilchrist (“United States of Tara”) as Daniel Austin, a 17-year-old under house arrest haunted by the malevolent spirit of a girl he watched commit suicide.

Stella Maeve co-stars as one of Daniel’s hotter friends. Maeve played a hot-head porn star in Starlet and drummer Sandy West in The Runaways. Her horror creds include MTV’s My Super Psycho Sweet 16: Part 2, Cloned: The Recreator Chronicles and the upcoming Charles Manson followers biopic Manson Girls.

Dark Summer premieres Jan. 9 on VOD.

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A&E has  released its first promo for season three of producer Carlton Cuse (”LOST”) and Kerry Ehrin’s (”Friday Night Lights”) hit series “Bates Motel.” The show is a present-day prequel to Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, and stars Freddie Highmore as Norman Bates and Vera Farmiga as his controlling mother Norma.

The tease shows Norman’s romantic side as he watches a beautiful redhead strip off her red dress from a peep hole he’s drilled into the room. Who’s the mystery woman? It’s “Revolution” hottie Tracy Spiridakos as Annika Johnson, a hotel guest who makes the mistake of showering.

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A new trailer has gone online for Suburban Gothic, a horror comedy from writer and director Richard Bates (Excision). The story follows a brainy unemployed medium forced to move back home with his asshole parents. When a malevolent spirit takes over the town, he teams up with a busty bartender to fight it.

Kat Dennings (“Two Broke Girls”), looking slim, dark, and hot, plays the busty bartender. Dennings is coming off Marvel’s Thor: The Dark World. Horror fans with girlfriends will know her from Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist. She is best known as the sassy, big-busted waitress on CBS’ “Two Broke Girls.”

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Lionsgate has released a trailer for Vice, a futuristic thriller about an adult resort where patrons can indulge in their most debauched fantasies by paying to abuse cyborgs programmed with the most advanced artificial intelligence. Directed by Brian A. Miller, the flick is most likely a direct-to-DVD Westworld rip.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The film stars Thomas Jane (Punisher) and cutie Ambyr Childers (We Are What We Are) and features Bruce Willis (“Moonlighting”) as proprietor of the Vice resort. Childers plays a female bot who becomes self aware and escapes. Vice arrives (?) in theaters and VOD on Jan. 16.

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Sin City: A Dame to Kill For came and went pretty quickly, but the memory of Jessica Alba as Nancy the stripper will forever linger in our minds, warming the cockles of our cockles. Of course if you were one of the 12 people who saw the ill-fated sequel, chances are Nancy’s gloomy demeanor served as a buzz kill.

She was no longer the lasso twirling vixen we had come to love in the original. She was dark, moody, depressed, and angry… like the everyday women we meet or know in our lives. It was terrible, but forgivable because she her sourpuss attitude was still wrapped up in skimpy stripper outfits.

And like the great philosophers Blood Hound Gang once said, “The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.” But, now, there’s even more reason to love the Nancy character: photos of Alba doing her stripper routine in front of a green screen have leaked online. You’re welcome.

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We don’t mean to start any salacious rumors, but whatever STD writer and director David Robert Mitchell came close to catching during a questionable night of hanky-panky appears to have inspired one tremendously frightful film. It Follows tells the tale of a sexually transmitted specter.

Maika Monroe (Labor Day) plays Jay, a pretty 19-year-old haunted by a malevolent force passed on to her after a sexual encounter. Her lover explains she must keep the fuck chain going or face imminent demise. It Follows arrives in theaters on March 27 from Radius-TWC.

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