2013
06.25

Who Wants to See Actresses’ Heads Explode?

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Italian filmmaker Simon Rovellini has launched a Tumblr page dedicated to exploding the heads of actresses in classic Hollywood and Disney animated movies.

While Rovellini ‘s videos and GIFs on Exploding Actresses may offend cinephiles, anger feminists and titillate those with harboring a female decapitation fetish, they’re what we at Clatto define as romantic comedies.

Enjoy:

2013
06.24

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A trailer for Bobcat Goldthwait’s Willow Creek has gone online. The found-footage thriller follows Jim (Bryce Johnson) and his girlfriend Kelly (Alexie Gilmore) as they set out to find the missing link in a small California town known for its Big Foot sightings.

The Willow Creek trailer looks very Blair Witch, but with Goldthwait directing from his own script, you can bet your Police Academy box set that this is going to be something special. After all, this is the guy that gave us two of the most twisted and hilarious dark comedies ever: World’s Greatest Dad and Sleeping Dogs Lie.

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2013
06.24

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Fashion model-turned-actress Lydia Hearst has joined Film Star Pictures’ Intuition, a supernatural thriller marking the directorial debut of screenwriter Kent Harper (Surveillance). Hearst is co-starring alongside John Robinson (Lords of Dogtown) and Brea Grant (“Heroes”).

According to Variety, Intuition tells the story of a man trapped in a hallucinogenic state while investigating the murder of his wife. Production on the film is slated for August.

Hearst’s acting creds include a couple of indie dramas, an appearance on The CW’s “Gossip Girl” and a role in the upcoming sequel Cabin Fever: Patient Zero. She is best known for her modeling work and being the daughter of kidnapped socialite/bank robber Patty Hearst.

2013
06.24

Michelle Ryan Faces Stiff Competition In ‘Cockneys vs. Zombies’

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StudioCanal has released a U.S. trailer for Cockneys vs. Zombies, a new zom-com from director Matthias Hoene (Beyond the Rave) and screenwriter James Moran (Severance), starring Michelle Ryan (“Bionic Woman”).

Cockneys vs. Zombies follows a group of bumbling bank robbers who inadvertently unleash a zombie army while breaking into a 350-year-old vault. Co-starring are Georgia King (“New Normal”), Ashley Thomas (4.3.2.1.), Alan Ford (Snatch) and Honor Blackman (To the Devil a Daughter).

Look for it in selected theaters on Aug. 2.

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2013
06.23

Who’s Hungry for a Heather Graham, Carrie-Anne Moss Lesbian Sex Scene?

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Boogie Nights and Hangover star Heather Graham rolled into theaters this weekend in Phase 4 Films’ new horror-comedy Compulsion. Graham plays Amy, a gourmet chef who believes the quickest way to force people to love you is through their stomachs.

Compulsion, an American remake of the South Korean dark-comedy 301, 302, co-stars “Entourage” fav Kevin Dillon, “Criminal Minds'” Joe Mantegna and Matrix star Carrie-Anne Moss as an ex-child star who moves into Amy’s building and is soon lured to her table and bed (lip-lock at the minute mark below).

Compulsion is in selected theaters this week.

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2013
06.22

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Ashley C. Williams, the Jan Brady of Tom Six’s The Human Centipede, stars in writer and director Dom Frank’s The Church, a supernatural thriller co-starring horror favs Bill Moseley (The Devil’s Rejects), Clint Howard (Blood Rayne: The Third Reich) and Lisa Wilcox (A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child).

The Church finds a real estate mogul purchasing a church from a pastor and his wife to demolish and build a highrise complex in its place. All hell breaks loose for those involved when angered spirits make their objections to the sale known.

Williams made her acting debut at the age of four in the Ron Howard fantasy Willow. Her first adult role was as the centerpiece in 2009’s The Human Centipede: First Sequence. She has since gone on to star in the road trip frightener Empty and will be seen opposite Nicky Whelan (7500) and TV personality Maria Menounos in the horror-comedy Paranormal Movie.

2013
06.21

Rob Zombie’s Great American Nightmare to Terrorize L.A. This Halloween Season!

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Rob Zombie has once again got his eye on Halloween. But, don’t go TPing the man’s house just yet. He’s not doing another movie sequel (though a Halloween III: Season of the Witch remake would be interesting). This time out, Zombie is unleashing a horrific haunted attraction on the people of Los Angeles.

Rob Zombie’s Great American Nightmare will feature bloodcurdling mazes based on three of Zombie’s horror films: Lords Of Salem Total Black Out, The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto 3D and Haunt Of 1,000 Corpses.

Zombie says:

This is it! The ultimate badass Halloween experience! No one will walk away disappointed. I am thrilled to bring The Great American Nightmare to California and begin a reign of bloody terror!

Rob Zombie’s Great American Nightmare will take place every Thursday-Sunday from Oct. 10-Nov. 2 at the Fairplex in Pomona, and is not intended for young children or those faint of heart. But, those too chicken to enter a maze can enjoy outdoor screenings of classic horror films, food and booze and the funky beats of a DJ.

The haunt will also feature 15 nights of musical performances. Artists include  Andrew WK, BL3ND, Blood On The Dance Floor, Dirtyloud, Dirtyphonics, Doctor P, Emilie Autumn, Evol Intent, Fei-Fei, Goldfinger, Heavygrinder, Kottonmouth Kings, Metalachi, One More Time, Ozomatli, Reel Big Fish, Terravita, The Used, Twiztid, William Control and Zomboy.

For more information and tickets (on sale June 29), visit GreatAmericanNightmare.com.

2013
06.20

Mayuko Iwasa Will Start You Up In ‘009ノ1: The End of the Beginning’

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Mayuko Iwasa (Beautiful Female Panther: Body Sniper) is an attractive Japanese actress. She stars as a scantly-clad cyborg government agent in “Power Rangers” director Koichi Sakamoto’s 009ノ1: The End of the Beginning, a live-action adaptation of the Shotaro Ishinomori manga 009-1.

A trailer for the film has gone online and it is absolutely awesome. Iwasa kicks thug ass, races motorcycles and faces down military helicopters while looking hot in skintight booty-shorts and knee-high boots. There’s also plenty of girl-on-girl action—the fighting and loving kind.

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2013
06.20

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RLJ Entertainment has released a trailer for Jeff Renfroe’s post apocalyptic thriller The Colony, starring Bill Paxton (Weird Science), Lawrence Fishburne (“Hannibal”), Kevin Zegers (Frozen) and Canadian stunner Charlotte Sullivan (“Rookie Blue”).

The Colony follows a group of survivors living in a community under frozen ground. When contact is lost between them and the only other colony known, a small team is sent out to investigate. What they find are crazy cannibals out to feast.

Visit The Colony on VOD and in selected theaters on Sept. 20.

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2013
06.20

Liv Tyler Makes HBO’s ‘The Leftovers’ Look Appetizing!

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Liv Tyler is set to make her TV series debut in HBO’s rapture drama “The Leftovers.” the pilot is directed by Peter Berg and co-written by Damon Lindelof and Tom Perrotta, on whose novel the series is based on.

“The Leftovers” follows the lives of people left behind on earth after the rapture takes place. Tyler will play Meg, a young runaway bride who hooks up with a mysterious cult. Justin Theroux co-stars as a police chief and father of two.

Tyler’s creds include 2008’s truly terrifying home-invasion frightener The Strangers, Michael Bay’s Armageddon, Universal and Marvel’s redo of The Incredible Hulk and Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy. She’ll soon be seen in the Ti West sci-fi thriller The Side Effect.