2013
08.27

You’ll Love Amber Heard In ‘All The Boys Love Mandy Lane’

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RADiUS-TWC, the digital division of The Weinstein Company, has released a trailer for All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, a coming-of-age slasher from director Jonathan Levine (Warm Bodies), starring Amber Heard (Machete Kills) and Whitney Able (Monsters).

Heard plays a high school plain-Jane who grows into her looks over the summer and becomes the “object of everyone’s affections.” Things go crazy when she attends a weekend party at a secluded ranch and discovers that someone is out to kill the student body.

All the Boys Love Mandy Lane arrives on VOD on Sept. 6 and in selected theaters on Oct. 11.

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2013
08.26

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“My Name Is Earl” stunner Jamie Pressly is set to star in IM Global and Open Road’s A Haunted House 2, a sequel to this year’s hit horror-comedy from Marlon Waynes and director Mike Tiddes. The film went into production on Saturday.

A Haunted House 2 finds Waynes reprising his role as Malcolm, a man whose ex-girlfriend was possessed by demons and who is now starting his life over with a new woman and her two kids. Unfortunately, things once again take a scary turn when they move into their dream home.

No word on what role Pressly plays in the film, but those of us who saw her all kinds of naked in Poison Ivy: The New Seduction would watch her pick her nose for 90-minutes… so long as it were picked in slow-mo and from various angles.

For those who care, there will be other people in this flick including Ashley Rickards (Gamer), comedian Gabriel Iglesias and original players Essence Atkins (Are We There Yet), Affion Crockett (Never Back Down) and Dave Sheridan (Devil’s Rejects).

2013
08.23

Sofia Vergara, Alexa Vega Are Hot & Bothered In New ‘Machete Kills’ Pic!

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When a film studio releases an official image from an upcoming project, it usually ends up being a shot of some actor’s big head emoting. Thankfully, the folks behind Machete Kills know better and have released a photo to EW guaranteed to get your hard earned pesos on Oct. 11.

Machete Kills finds ex-federale Machete (Danny Trejo) recruited by the U.S. government to take down a billionaire arms dealer (Mel  Gibson) looking to trigger a world war.

Machete Kills co-stars Sofia VergaraAmber HeardZoe SaldanaLady Gaga, Vanessa HudgensAlexa Vega, Antonio Banderas, Demián Bichir, Cuba Gooding Jr; returning players Michelle Rodriguez andJessica Alba and Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States.

2013
08.23

Christina Hendricks Is Stripping In ‘Dark Places’

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Christina Hendricks (“Mad Men”) has joined the cast of French director Gilles Paquet-Brenner’s English-language debut Dark Places, an adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s best selling 2009 novel. Co-stars include Chloe Grace Moretz, Nicholas Hoult, Andrea Roth and Charlize Theron, who also produces.

Dark Places tells the story of Libby Day, who at the age of seven testified against her brother in the brutal massacre of her family. Fast forward 25-years and Libby has grown up to become a mess. Looking to turn a profit from her tragedy, she agrees to help a group called The Kill Club re-investigate the case.

Empire reports that Hendricks will play Krissi Cates, a sloppy, downtrodden stripper with enormous creamy white breasts who knows a thing or two about the Day murders. The film is slated for release in September 2014.

Photo: Esquire

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2013
08.21

Scream Queen Mindy Robinson Meets ‘The Impaler’

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Full Moon Films has released a trailer for The Impaler, starring Gregory Lee Kenyon (Swine) as Dracula and a bevy of stunners that includes Mindy Robinson (pictured), Christina Collard, Katelynn Derengowski, Vera Nova and Diana Busuioc, who co-wrote the film with director Derek Hockenbrough.

The Impaler follows seven high school friends on a post graduation trip to Romania to visit and party in the castle of Vlad the Impaler. Once there, the group is bamboozled by a mysterious groundskeeper into a blood ritual to release Vlad from hell. It plays selected theaters on Oct. 31.

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2013
08.21

Who’s Up for a ‘Getaway’ with Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez?

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Warner Bros. and Dark Castle Entertainment have released a new trailer for Getaway, an abduction thriller from director Courtney Solomon (An American Haunting), starring go-to horror-hero Ethan Hawke (The Purge) and former Disney star Selena Gomez (“Wizards of Waverly Place”).

Getaway finds ex-race car driver Brent Magna (Hawke) carjacking a Shelby Cobra Mustang, along with its owner (Gomez), to carry out a variety of fucked up shit for the villainous asshole (Jon Voight) holding his wife (Rebecca Budig) captive. It opens Aug. 30.

I’d be a lot more into this flick if producers had cast someone in the Gomez role who doesn’t look like a chubby-cheeked nine-year-old. Never mind her dreadful acting, looks alone keep me from buying the notion that she’d drive a Shelby. This should all be happening in a pink Nissan Cube.

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2013
08.21

‘90210’ Star Jessica Stroup Joins ‘The Following’ for Season 2!

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Prom Night and Hills Have Eyes 2 star Jessica Stroup is joining “The Following” in its second season. She will play Max, an NYPD officer working in the Intel Division, who is also the niece of FBI profiler Ryan Hardy (Kevin Bacon).

According to EW, the new season picks up a year after the events of the season one finale and finds a new murder spree spreading across the city courtesy of serial killer Joe Carroll and his cult of deranged followers.

The series also co-stars newcomers Tiffany Boone (Beautiful Creatures) as a new impressionable member of Carroll’s cult, Valerie Cruz (“Dexter”) as an NYPD detective, James McDaniel (“NYPD Blue”) as an FBI agent, Sam Underwood (“Dexter”) as a villain and Connie Nielsen (Nymphomaniac) as Ryan’s love interest.

Stroup, who is coming off The CW’s “90210,” broke into acting with a string of indie frighteners, including Vampire Bats with Lucy Lawless and Steven R. Monroe’s Left in Darkness. Roles in producer Wes Craven’s The Hills Have Eyes 2, Screen Gems Prom Night and the Mischa Barton psycho-bitch drama Homecoming followed.

2013
08.20

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Director Tommy Wirkola is following up Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters with a sequel to his 2009 cult Nazi- zombie hit Dead Snow. Titled Dead Snow: Red Vs. Dead, the film finds a Norwegian survivor teaming up with an American group of professional zombie killers to battle the undead Schutzstaffel.

Variety reports that “Freaks and Geeks” alum Martin Starr and comedienne and Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World co-star Ingrid Haas have signed on to star. Also on board are Jocelyn Deboer (5 to 7)and original Dead Snow players Vegar Hoel and Ørjan Gamst.

Wirkola made his English language film debut this year with Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. A sleeper hit in the U.S. and international blockbuster, the movie earned more than $225 million worldwide. Dead Snow: Red Vs. Dead will release in Norwegian and English.

2013
08.20

It’s ‘Mischief Night’ for Ally Walker & Noell Coet!

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RLJ Entertainment and Ruthless Pictures have released a trailer for Mischief Night, a Halloween-set thriller directed by Richard Schenkman (Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies), starring Noell Coet (Ice Scream), Erica Leerhsen (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) and Ally Walker (“Sons of Anarchy”).

Coet toplines the film as Emily Walton, a young woman afflicted with psychosomatic blindness after the death of her mother in an automobile accident. Walker plays the doctor treating her. All is going well up until a masked murderer invades Emily’s home on the night before Halloween.

Mischief Night will play selected theaters on Oct. 30.

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2013
08.20

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Inception Media Group has set a Sept. 24 DVD and VOD release date for Silent But Deadly, a horror-comedy starring Jason Mewes (Clerks) and featuring special nude performances from Kim Poirier (Dawn of the Dead), Vanessa Burns (Severance), Rebeka Coles-Budrys and Nicole Arbour (pictured).

Silent But Deadly finds Mewes tapping into Silent Bob territory to play an introverted small-town farm boy whose gig with a visiting Hollywood film crew goes awry when his beloved pet goat is butchered and served as lunch, triggering his bloody wrath.

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