A teaser-trailer has gone online for director Jonathan Glazer’s (Sexy Beast) upcoming adaptation of Michel Faber’s debut novel “Under the Skin.” Scarlett Johansson stars in the sci-fi drama as a sexy alien picking up hitchhikers for her species to turn into food — a delicacy called Vodsel.

When the project was first announced, I had hopes we’d see Johansson in something along the lines of a Species or Lifeforce, but this thing looks like gay cowboys eating pudding. Seriously, guys, it looks terrible. Even Johansson can’t save this.

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