2013
07.09

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New photos have gone online for Mummy director Stephen Sommers’ legally delayed adaptation of Dean Koontz’s Odd Thomas, starring Anton Yelchin (Fright Night), Willem Dafoe (Antichrist), Addison Timlin and Addison Timlin’s breasts (”Californication”).

Posted below, you’ll find the a string of images featuring Timlin because who wants to see Yelchin and Dafoe’s mugs? That’d be odd. The shots don’t really display much of Timlin’s natural talents, but hint at some sexy PG-13 hotness.

Odd Thomas is a short-order cook (Yelchin) who can speak with the dead and identify evil forces. When a mysterious man arrives in his small California town, Thomas is convinced that doom accompanies the stranger. Caught in the mix are his girlfriend (Timlin) and the local police chief (Dafoe).

Peep the trailer, peep the pics:

2013
07.09

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Acort International has acquired the distribution rights to Dead of the Nite, a “psychological slasher” marking the feature film debut of S.J. Evans and starring sexy scream queen Suzie Lorraine (Pinup Dolls On Ice) and horror icon Tony Todd (Candyman).

Dead of the Nite follows two homicide detectives as they investigate the mysterious and brutal murders of a group of ghost hunters out to capture evidence of paranormal activity at Jericho Manor. No word yet on a release date.

Lorraine has starred in more than 40 indie horror flicks, including the fem-driven slasher Chainsaw Sally, the cannibal chiller Destined to be Ingested, Bikini Girls On Ice and The Lord of the G-strings: Th Femaleship of the String.

2013
07.09

‘Gravity’ Pull: Sandra Bullock!

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Warner Bros. has set an Oct. 4 theatrical release date for Gravity, a sci-fi drama from acclaimed director Alfonso Cuaron (Children of Men), starring Academy Award winners Sandra Bullock and George Clooney as astronauts drifting aimlessly through space after a routine spacewalk goes terribly wrong.

Bullock plays Dr. Ryan Stone, a medical engineer whose first shuttle mission is with retiring astronaut Matt Kowalsky (Clooney). The film is said to focus much of its run-time on Dr. Stone, after disaster separates her from Kowalsky.

Those wondering if Bullock can hold a moviegoer’s attention for two-hours without a funny sidekick or crazy pratfall, can find their answer in the film’s newly released photo (pictured above). The image finds Bullock floating around the shuttle in her underwear. Sold!

2013
07.08

‘Curse of Chucky’ Is Gonna Get You… Excited for Oct. Release!

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A trailer has gone online for Universal Home Entertainment’s Curse of Chucky, the fifth installment in its Child’s Play franchise. The film returns to its darker tone, skipping over the comedic sequels Bride of Chucky and Seed of Chucky in favor of a darker story.

Directed by franchise creator and writer Don Mancini, Curse of Chucky once again features Brad Dourif as the voice of Chucky and introduces his sister Fiona Dourif (”True Blood”) as Nica, a woman grieving the suicide of her mother while playing host to her domineering older sister’s family.

Things get gruesome when a Chucky doll arrives to the house, triggering a string of murders that convinces Nica the Good Guy Doll may not be so good after all. Curse of Chucky will be made available on Blu-ray and DVD on Oct. 8.

Peep it:

2013
07.06

The Top Ten Babes of Fourth of July Horror!

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Happy Fourth of July! Here’s hoping you guys didn’t blow your hands off while setting off fireworks this weekend, because you’re gonna need them. Listed below are Clatto’s Top Ten Babes of Fourth of July Horror. Not a lot of movies to pick from, but the chosen starlets are hot. Feel free to add your own names.

Enjoy:

10. SUSAN BACKLINIE (JAWS)

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Stunt woman and actress Susan Backlinie both terrified and titillated movie goers in 1975 as shark victim Chrissie Watkins in Steven Spielberg’s still frightening classic Jaws.

The film opens with Backlinie stripping off her clothes for a skinny dip in the ocean, where a great white lurks beneath the surface, ready to kill her and our boners.

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9. KRISTEN CONNOLLY (THE BAY)

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Kristen Connolly plays cute MILF Stephenie in Academy Award-winning director Barry Levinson’s The Bay, a found-footage frightener about water-bred parasites that consume humans from the inside and out.The outbreak takes place in the seaside town of Chesapeake Bay during the Fourth of July.

Stephanie and her husband are taking their baby to visit with family. They’ve chosen to set sail into town and are videotaping their trip. Their holiday turns horrific when they arrive to find the residents of Chesapeake Bay playing hosts to scary and disgusting mutant isopods.

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8. TORREY DEVITTO (I’LL ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER)

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“Pretty Little Liars” and “Vampire Diaries” star Torrey DeVitto (pictured on bottom) plays a hot rocker chick in Original Film’s I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer, a direct-to-video sequel in the I Know What You Did Last Summer franchise.

DeVitto plays one in a group of friends who stage a prank on the town of Southport, NC on July 4th to scare the townsfolk into believing that Fisherman Ben Willis is back to kill them all. The joke, however, is on the pranksters when the wrathful killer does return to slash, stab and impale their goofy asses.

Rock on:

7. BROOKE NEVIN (I’LL ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER)

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“Breakout Kings”and “Chicago Fire” star Brooke Nevin fares a little better than Torrey Devitto in I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer. As the film’s protagonist, her character is less douchey and rewarded with a longer life span.

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6. SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR (I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER)

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“Buffy the Vampire Slayer” star Sarah Michelle Gellar made her horror feature debut in the Kevin Williamson-penned 1997 teen-slasher I Know What You Did Last Summer. Gellar plays Helen Shivers, the Miss Croaker beauty pageant winner, who while on a drive with friends runs over Ben Willis, a fisherman with a homicidal past.

Gellar plays second banana to Jennifer Love Hewitt, but brings her A-game B-game to the role in a variety of tight tank tops and clingy dresses. She also speaks the sexiest lines of her career during the opening scene: “Come ride in the back with me. I’ll let you do things to me.”

I know you want to watch this:


5. MARY ELISABETH WINSTEAD (FINAL DESTINATION 3)

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Not certain if Final Destination 3 takes place during the Fourth of July, but a chunk of the film takes place during a fireworks display at a fairgrounds. Mary Elisabeth Winstead plays sexy high school senior Wendy Christensen, who… what’s that… we had you at high school senior? You guys are sick!

Sadly, Winstead’s wardrobe doesn’t include plaid minis and knee-high socks. In fact, she sticks to plain-Jane outfits that are meant to remind us that she is a good student and capable of figuring death’s game plan out. But, despite the nerdy dress code, Winstead still conjures up those old school girl fantasies.

4. OLIVIA D’ABO (THE SPIRIT OF 76)

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Olivia D’Abo, best known as Kevin Arnold’s hippie sister Karen Arnold on ABC’s “The Wonder Years,” plays a time traveler named Chanel-6 in the Lucas Reiner (son to Carl, brother to Rob) 1990 sci-fi comedy The Spirit of ’76.

Set in the year 2176, Chanel-6 is one of three time travelers sent back in time to July 4, 1776 to recover the U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence after all recorded U.S. history is lost in a magnetic storm. Things go wrong and the group ends up in 1976 at the height of disco and hippie culture.

Hilarity and D’Abo in skintight bell-bottoms ensue:

3. VIVICA A. FOX (INDEPENDENCE DAY)

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She plays a stripper! A stripper who must work an empty house while hostile alien invaders hover over the earth in giant space crafts, prepping to blow the shit out of the earth and its inhabitants. She plays a stripper that rescues the First Lady and keeps hero Will Smith motivated enough to kick the tires and light the fires.

German director and co-writer Roland Emmerich could have made Vivica A. Fox’s character a doctor or nurse, an educator or cop, even been a doting housewife. The fact that she’s a stripper shows us that sometimes it takes a foreigner to remind us of what makes America great.

This is not a clip from ID4, but you won’t care:

2. JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT (I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER)

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After stealing Neve Campbell’s thunder on “Party of Five” with her abundant and natural talents, Jennifer Love Hewitt trumped the Scream star once again by toplining the 1997 teen-slasher I Know What You Did Last Summer and its 1998 sequel I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.

Both films take place over the Fourth of July holiday and find Hewitt playing Julie James, one of four friends who accidentally kill a fisherman and keep the crime a secret. Unfortunately for Julie—and all those who befriend her—the fisherman is a homicidal maniac not easily deterred by boob-revealing tank tops.

1. MELISSA MOLINARO (JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK)

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Stunner Melissa Molinaro made her horror movie debut last year in Syfy’s Jersey Shore Shark Attack, a campy creature-feature that spoofs MTV’s “Jersey Shore.” Molinaro plays Nookie, one in a group of guidos desperately trying to convince officials to shut down the beach after a man is killed by a shark.

Molinaro is best known in the States for her appearances on the reality competition shows “Making the Band 3″ and “Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll.”Jersey Shore Shark Attack probably won’t change that, but Molinaro is one to keep an eye on (like you wouldn’t).

2013
07.04

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Syfy has released a trailer for The Asylum’s Sharknado, an epic creature-feature marking the triumphant comeback of American Pie star Tara Reid. Set to premiere on July 11, the film follows a Venice Beach bar owner searching for his estranged family in the midst of a shark flinging tornado.

Co-starring alongside Reid are “Beverly Hills 90210″ alum Ian Ziering as the bar proprietor and ABC Family’s “Make It Or Break It” star Cassie Scerbo as the sexy bartender helping him on his journey. Reid plays Ziering’s jiggly ex-wife.

Peep the trailer here.

2013
07.02

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Brian de Palma’s Passion will release on VOD on Aug. 1 and play selected theaters on Aug. 30. The film is an American remake of the French erotic thriller Love Crime and tells the story of a beautiful business woman’s ill-fated manipulation and seduction of her naive protégé.

Passion stars Rachel McAdams as boss bitch Christine and Noomi Rapace as her seemingly weak assistant. The duo share a lesbian love scene in which Rapace goes nude. Co-stars include Dominic Cooper (Devil’s Double) , Karoline Herfurth (We Are the Night) and Rainer Bock (Inglourious Basterds).

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2013
07.02

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“Survivor” fans, get ready. On July 16, former contestant Danielle DiLorenzo and her immunity idols can be seen in director Lance Dumais’ feature debut Armynel, a low-budget thriller about a young woman (Marita Gomsrud) tormented by nightmares and hallucinations, suggesting she’s a killer.

DiLorenzo plays the troubled girl’s lesbian lover, who advices her to seek help through hypnosis therapy. “Survivor” fans will remember DiLorenzo from her jiggly appearances on “Survivor: Panama” and “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains.” If you’re not a fan, head back to camp. I have nothing for you.

Otherwise, peep it:

2013
07.01

Berglind Icey Heats Up NBC’s ‘Siberia’

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NBC premiered the pilot episode tonight of its new series “Siberia,” a scripted drama about a reality show set in in the remote Siberian territory of Tunguska in which 16 contestants compete in a no-holds-barred competition to win a large cash prize. Things take a nasty turn when people start to die… horrifically.

“Siberia” writer/creator and pilot episode director Matthew Arnold does an impressive job of making the series resemble a reality show. I’ll admit that there were times I thought I was watching a new season of “Survivor” and not a scripted program.

If that’s not enough reason to tune in, take into consideration the inclusion of model/actress Berglind Icey (pictured), sexy star of the Rob Schneider comedies The Hot Chick and The Animal. Icey’s character doesn’t fare too well in the pilot, but something tells me we’ll be seeing more of her regardless.

Peep the pilot episode of “Siberia” at the show’s website.